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Also me and friend were watching Game of Thrones season 4 and I found myself commenting that the Erie was basically that mad lady playing Dwarf Fortress what with the moon door and having weird arena battles.

I never thought of it that way...

Can't wait for the next season!

In a time before time, i atacked myself.

It was for the best.

On my first ever semi-successful fortress, my first militia commander got both of his legs lopped off by a giant tick, and I didn't notice until it was too late.

While he was stuck in a field with no legs, hungry and thirsty, his cat surrounded him with vermin remains. Eventually, when his cat was bringing him a new kill, he went berserk and stabbed the cat in the face, killing it instantly.

Then his wife, a potash maker that I interred into the militia because I had no need of potash came over and stabbed HIM in the face, killing him instantly.

A season later, his wife is still sobbing on everyone's shoulder, and finally goes stark raving mad.

She takes off all her clothes and runs wild into the caverns, only to be gored by a troll that killed 3 other dwarves.
I guess no one went on a tantrum because she never really talked to anyone else.

The end.

I want in!

I had my Hammerer wield it.

By that you mean your executioner, right? Otherwise that'd be a pretty bad idea.

So...

Stonefall traps all around?

I only savescum when I accidentally offer goods to a caravan instead of trading them.

Also, for !SCIENCE!

Quote from: Skullsploder on September 01, 2014, 02:28:30 pm

So, the real question is, do they still gain dodger and armour user skills when the objects they're being hit with have 0 mass? Because, if they do, I know EXACTLY what I'm using to make dwarves fall off my climbing wall.

The babies didn't gain skills, probably because they're not wearing any clothes, but they did gain some physical stats.

Adults ofc will gain armor skill, and a lot of stats, it is a coinstar after all.

So, instead of a danger room, we have money showers? Sounds good to me.