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Messages - Urist Tilaturist

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DF General Discussion / Re: Future of the Fortress
« on: February 08, 2015, 06:54:51 am »
That's more a DFTalk question, I think, since actual lust isn't quite a thing yet AFAIK (no out-of-wedlock intercourse... and for that matter, no intercourse at all)

There in intercourse since the gelding update, but sexual desire should be greatly expanded.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Nobody Poops
« on: February 08, 2015, 06:52:52 am »
Nobody wants poop in their fortress. I for one would be happy if never had to poop again irl.

Not only have several people on this thread expressed wanting sewage to be added, proving your statement wrong already, but if you never defecated again, you would fill with waste and die. Unless, that is, you received all nutrition intravenously.

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Why are boots and plate greaves 1 item? Historically greaves and sabatons were separate pieces of armour and I am not aware of a term for both.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Nobody Poops
« on: February 07, 2015, 05:43:47 pm »
I think that was Toady testing something, then accidentally keeping it in.

What version was it in?

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DF Suggestions / Re: Nobody Poops
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:43:52 pm »
How long ago was that bug? I know about making creatures create objects with strange eggs, but only as something players have modded in.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Nobody Poops
« on: February 07, 2015, 01:12:32 pm »
. . . And that's where dwarven babies come from.

No, or every dwarf would give birth every time she went for a dump, even if she were single. Imagine the outcry from thise players who do not like too many babies.

All mortal creatures who eat should also excrete, not just dwarves.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Nobody Poops
« on: February 07, 2015, 10:14:36 am »
Violence? Yes. I have killed forgotten beasts and goblins like other players have. Defending the fort is an important part of the game.

What seems strange is that some players have almost a fear of any sort of sexual content, even the existence of genitalia itself. In a community fond of virtual horror, that seems inconsistent.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Nobody Poops
« on: February 07, 2015, 08:12:04 am »
My point was that the general public would probably react more badly to the tale of Obok than to toilets.

As they should do.

The forum's revulsion at Obok Meatgod is justified, but exceptionalist. Players can torture children as much as they like until a penis appears, at which point it is suddenly time to cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war. Sometimes this forum feels like an order of warrior monks who are prepared to wreak violence in their foes, but have taken a vow of celibacy to the point of not even wanting to consider genitalia at all. All I can be grateful for is that real police forces do not obey this "logic".

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Mod Releases / Re: Grimlocke's Historic Arms & Armor (0.40.xx) - Revision 3
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:41:19 am »
How much progress has there been on the new version?

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DF General Discussion / Re: Your drinking culture
« on: February 06, 2015, 06:46:43 pm »
The fact that this has to disregard "stock fantasy" shows how pathetic our culture is. If even fantasy, the escape from reality, has been standardised, what does that say for creativity?

I don't blame Tolkien, I blame his imitators, especially those D&D hacks who also cursed us with the hit points that ruin all too many role playing games.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarven Economy
« on: February 06, 2015, 06:42:25 pm »
Skills are no longer super boosted by pump operating, but the other problems still exist without an overhaul.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Nobody Poops
« on: February 06, 2015, 06:40:37 pm »
I'm sickened, but curious.

About what? Sewage weapons? I could talk at length about that. As for Obok Meatgod, he was a nasty adventurer who, with the aid of a modded game, raped a child to death. He was just another notorious brute, and we would never have heard of him, except that when the story was posted on bay12, members started an inexplicable ruckus over the 1 atrocity they considered unthinkable and he became a legendary figure alongside Cacame Apebalded, Empress Sankis, and the other members of the DF pantheon. Personally, I think the whole thing was massively overblown for an atrocity in a game full of atrocities; more fuss was made over the rape of an ASCII character than over some real rapes.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Nobody Poops
« on: February 06, 2015, 01:42:02 pm »
A moat is a defence more than a weapon, but sewage has also been used as a weapon, with some unfortunate victims dumped into cesspools to drown.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Nobody Poops
« on: February 06, 2015, 11:55:18 am »
Tell that to the general public. Just don't mention how that one adventurer was so much worse.

Personally, I think sewerage mechanics would be great Fun.

Comparing everybody's normal bodily functions to Obok Meatgod and his violations of sexual decency is also just a little strange. Maybe we need a "shit offenders registry" if this tide of toilet political correctness goes too far.

I am very happy to tell the general public that excretion is normal. They all do it too. Any other attitude stinks (pun intended) of hypocrisy.

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Nope, not quite. Longbow bodkin arrows go through when hitting directly, crossbow bolt from a heavy crossbow goes through the whole armored knight, including the shield. Direct thrust from a polearm can pierce it too.

Plate armor was not built to withstand blows like tank armor, it was made to made blows glance off the user.

Longbow bodkin arrows could not usually pierce well made plate. Even if they somehow did, they would still be unlikely to pierce the padding and do organ damage. Arrows killed armoured knights by hitting them in the gaps in their armour, not by piercing the plate. Even mail could stop longbow arrows at medium range.

A crossbow bolt could pierce plate at short range, but punching through a man seems unlikely except in the case of very big and slow crossbows.

Stabbing with a polearm would not pierce plate. Smashing would send a crushing shock through the armour and damage the victim underneath.

Piercing plate was very hard to do (if you have ever thrust through plate, please tell me about it), and most attacks on plated opponents involved smashing with blunt weapons or attacking the gaps in the armour. See the historical treatises for proof of this, and also this video and others on the channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1WZLVZYBwQ

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