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Wow!  Family Dwarf Fortress!  Wish that happened in my family.

Anyone else inagining a family gathering around a dinner table and talking about what their Dwarf citizens and adventurers killed an how they did it?
Dramatization:
"My adventurer bit a bogeyman's hand off."
"I body swapped with DFhack to a dragon and bit my old adventurer's head off."
"My militia commander bit a troll and its siege went running away."
"I dug too deep. Managed to last a little while against the Demons, though."
"I used a glitch to play as a Demon"
"Just lost a fort to my latest !!SCIENCE!! project. Werebeast supersoldiers are pretty tricky."
"I just lost 2 Dwarves when a Werelizard bashed their skulls in with an empty sock!"

Must be interesting.

Keeps a close watch on his ammunition kept in his duster.

Yeah, check to see if he might be transgender. For all we know, he didn't change his name when he changed that.

Why do militia women still carry babies to battle and still get upset when they die?!

I might modify Gorgoroth a bit and use him for Ye Gods 2. I kind of like this sphere.

Fall off the castle wall while drunk. (Urist is always drunk!)

WWUD if WWUD replaced What Would Jesus Do?

Could you change my character's last name to "Mace" from "the Mace"? I feel that it would flow better when being addressed by rank.

I imagine you could find a crowded room, kill someone, surrender, and then prance around merrily as you dodge spit to the tune of "Murderer! I'm a little angry."

"Kokkinadam, I apologize. I had forgotten your hate of green."
Takes back the sapphire and the emerald. I smash them both and hand Kokkinadam 2 rubies instead.
"I hope these are acceptable?

I'm afraid I must oppose the Red Code and Rules of the Narrative. Colors should all be equal and all should be free to write stories as they wish.

I will join the Pantheon of Opposition, if the Pantheon sees to revoke the ninth code. If we go by the spirit of the Code, that spirit could be subject to bias and corruption."