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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Gods [16+/999 players] IC: T86: Deposition of Distress
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:59:35 pm »
Quote from: Stirk on January 06, 2015, 05:51:45 pm
Quote from: Quartz_Mace on January 06, 2015, 05:50:34 pm
"Who do you think did it?"

"You. You drained Serac's essence thinking I would not notice. If you hadn't used any essence, you would have had 21 capacity."
"Right, except I wouldn't. I've just now reached 20E, so it's unlikely my essence capacity would come up when I only gained 2E over it for 1 tick. How bad are you at math, Fusil?"

(OOC: If I remember correctly, last time the GM talked about this, he said each essence over max income had a 5% chance of raising the capacity. This was just one of the 9 out of 10 times I wasn't lucky.)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Gods [16+/999 players] IC: T86: Deposition of Distress
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:50:34 pm »
"Who do you think did it?"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:18:06 pm »
Granted. You remain a fairly tall Kobold because shorter backs get screwed up less, but yours was a tad too short. Then your spine breaks randomly, paralyzing you.

I wish you weren't paralyzed.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:00:36 pm »
Granted. The bodies have reanimated. Welcome to the zombie appocolypse.

I wish humans weren't stupid.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Above user in a nutshell: Forgotten beast edition
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:57:41 pm »
Previously seizure Claus; now only a seizure.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:51:08 pm »
Quote from: Arx on January 06, 2015, 03:35:39 pm
Possibly because of the over-the-top nature of the previous answer.

Is it possible to cap The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World?
You'd need to simultaneously open a warehouse of booze barrels whilst declare him Most Interesting Dwarf in the World while he is riding a magma-powered sperm whale and striking down undead elephants.

Can you strike down undead elephants?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dorfing too much...
« on: January 06, 2015, 12:24:33 am »
Too much DF? Heresy!

DF creeps into my life too much. I describe things in DF terms: It is terrifying, it was inevitable, s/he has been happy lately, etc. Dorf has become my 4 number pass code.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 06, 2015, 12:00:32 am »
Quote from: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on January 05, 2015, 11:58:37 pm
Granted the wish comes out being the best and worst wish possible both at the same time breaking the laws of physics and sucking the univers into a metavoid


I wish I knew where I was now
Granted. You are in the Russian wilderness with not but a computer and, quite strangely, wifi. A blizzard is coming...

I wish I could come there to save you.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: January 05, 2015, 11:55:24 pm »
Punch it so hard it explodes.

WWUD if she was hunting a Dragon?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: January 05, 2015, 11:15:55 pm »
Quote from: Aslandus on January 05, 2015, 07:37:34 pm
How are dwarves supposed to walk on something that crossbow bolts can fly through? Next you'll be suggesting they start walking on air!

Why can't I poison my crossbow bolts?
You can, but it's difficult and requires a FB with deadly dust, careful containment, and cleaning stations.

Why did my attempt to poison bolts fail spectacularly?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Gods [16+/999 players] IC: T85: Distilled Fear
« on: January 05, 2015, 11:13:21 pm »
Quote from: Andres on January 05, 2015, 11:10:20 pm
Quote from: Vgray on January 05, 2015, 10:12:36 pm
"Animals can use magic? That's news to me."
"Obviously not all animals and not even all types of animals. Occasionally, a powerful animal like a black dragon or a megabeast might have access to magic, and sometimes an animal with a strong soul or (relatively) high intelligence can have magic, like a warg. It wouldn't be traditional spell-casting as with normal magic - it would be more subtle and natural than that."
"Weren't all Megabeast struck down?"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 05, 2015, 11:12:12 pm »
Quote from: Magnumcannon on January 05, 2015, 01:04:19 pm
Granted, but it's empty.

I wish Werejaguar was a main character in some game.
Granted. He dies at the end after becoming extremely corrupt and receiving no redemption.

I wish to end poverty.

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: XCOM: Long War - Best damn soldiers on the planet!
« on: January 05, 2015, 10:58:51 pm »
Quote from: Burnt Pies on January 05, 2015, 10:16:13 pm
Squadsight's the basic ability for snipers in long war. You've already got it.
That's why I'm saying it's good.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Gods [16+/999 players] IC: T85: Distilled Fear
« on: January 05, 2015, 10:03:44 pm »
Support 84.00

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Gods [16+/999 players] IC: T84: Incubation of Discontent
« on: January 05, 2015, 09:28:07 pm »
Quote from: Andres on January 05, 2015, 09:26:12 pm
Quote from: Quartz_Mace on January 05, 2015, 09:22:21 pm
Quote from: Ama on January 05, 2015, 10:40:36 am
Propose we nuke the sun into nothingness, before it turns into a void monster.
Oppose.

"I don't think you understand the science of this."
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't it be like trying to blow out a fire by using a flamethrower on it?"
"Yes, except it's actually trying to blow up a giant ball of nuclear plasma that constantly reacts to create a horrifying amount of energy by shooting a nuclear bomb into it."

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