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I was in the school library with a friend today, showing him a new fortress, when he checked his civ out. Everything was normal, until he got to his dragon queen. Is this normal at all? I had a minotaur for a king once. He rebelled and killed everyone. I thought only humanoids got into civs?

I have a Minotaur Queen (she tricked my civ into thinking she was a diety.)

Doh! Of course, different types of cloth!

From the diary of Kawe, spring of year 7

Well, Meph's continued to work on that Giant Hedgehog; he's compling all of his data, he claims.

How did that feline achieve this feat when we have no male? One can only assume the traders brought a male, and though confined, it achieved its goals.

That man's bite is terrifyingly strong, though I would never admit it. The vile apes struck me in the chest with... excrement.

In the mean time, something released the emu, and the militia struck it down near the north gate. Those statues are slathered in blood now. Also, at our smiths' insistence, a Smith's Guild was built.

Idil's skill in Fightingg is prodigious enough to be noted in our legends - he has chosen an odd honorific name.

Iguk has elevated himself to the skill of a Royal Bladman. Impressive, though he's still a blade monkey to me.

Ye gods! The Dark Stranglers are back!

30 or so, in two squads, each headed by an Elite Wrestler. Our militia headed out to obliterate and rout them.

Our *whisper* brave boys.

The Elite Wrestler of this squad went down in a single stroke.

He is strong. Interesting.

Heavens! The second squad are approaching our undefended north gate!

The north gate and Trade Depot have received a baptism of blood. However, a pox on those fools! Four or so Stranglers entered the fortress and chased us and all livestock out the front gate! Fortunately, they were too frightened to pay us attention.

Sadly, one of the worse hurt war dogs has died. I believe she attacked the Peregrine.

Iguk now has a name. We also have a captured Strangler, in the trap I ordered constructed over the river!

That is extremely strange. My dwarf shares many physical and mental attributes with my IRL self. Including hating almost everyone he meets and spending more time with his dogs then other people. Interesting? If only my beard and stache were long enough to be braided and if my hair was long enough for a pony tail I would actually be Ivan great job selecting my "Human". 

Its not that he hates everyone, its that he was almost instantly conscripted and sparring doesn't count as talking time. Sadly. So, you're really strong?

Must admit, he is HIDEOUS - he has bulging, far-set eyes and a hooked nose. He looks like a troll, to be honest.

These ridiculous stranglers, no better than 4 armed monkeys... how dare they attack us!

Indeed!

Oi weres the fight at? Your kidding i missed it. Damn it! Well good jobs my friends let us toast your success and drink vodka long in to the night.

(OCC: Could we get our characters profiles & relationships might make it easier to make stuff happen)

OK!

I'll just give yours for now (all that training has made him a right hunk!):

Hell, dude, well done for trying. The only way I could really think of would be by instructing another person.

Of course, the fact that it is an artifact may make it better than a normal hammer.

I've discovered how to fix it! I replaced CARP_HIGH_PRIEST etc. with MAYOR and renamed and reorganized them from there!