So...
You might notice that the ghost Nish was killed twice... I got one who liked crossbows and weapon racks, they made a weapon rack, and while I was moving the other to the shop and about to get Nish back up she spawned as a ghost, so I triggered the mood with her there, hoping to get a Ghostly Dwarf Bone Crossbow or something, but he just killed her, tried it again and the same result, so I flipped the ghostly flag off and she got killed and made into a crossbow.
That is her wielding The Iron-Skin of Keys, the dwarf bone crossbow, and Voidlessened, the pig leather shield, training at Evilshort the Putrid Dirt-Grave, the dwarf bone weapon rack, while her skeleton sits behind a door and cage trap where I'm hoping it will resurrect so I can put the cage in her room.
While I was gearing her up and putting her in charge of a squad, this happened:
So she's been found dead, is still missing, is equipped with a crossbow made of her own bones, AND in charge of The Turquoise Doors who are currently training at the front entrance at a weapon rack ALSO made of her bones while her skeleton sits in a reanimating portion of the map.
That got weird fast.