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That would probably be slower than running a fort at 100 fps. Sleeping may give you a similar speed. My advice would be either to see whether dfhack can do it somehow or run a 1x1 fort on a glacier with the fps cap removed and a strict pop cap of 1.

Look in his inventory:
 
This is a steel whip.

This is a cow leather thong. It menaces with spikes of iron. It is dyed with silver barb dye.

This is an iron chain.

Or are they not that kind of master. ;-)

I wonder who wrote that trauma book, making humour in inappropriate situations.

Once you have enough books with officially approved content, you could lock migrant writers in a room with them until they have been suitably... reeducated.

Hype for the Hype God!
Anticipation for the Anticipation Throne!

give him 2 of your best weapons and send him out in a squad of his own naked against the next attack on the fort.

Anyone have any idea whether a minotaur bitten by a werebeast can become a werebeast itself? If no-one knows, I will have to find out the fun way. I wonder what a half-bull, quarter dwarf, quarter tortoise would look like.

I once considered building a network of small shotguns, but having a large underground track servicing many barrels is something I never considered. As it is, once I have mended Windows and got back to playing DF, I plan to use minecarts in a rather different perimeter defence network.