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Endlessblaze runs to the left door and waits for Kyle to open it, readying his weapon

"Soooo.....guys?  are we going to get moving or not? I mean I'm fine with rest here for a bit but I want to know what the plan is."

Rarrrrrrwwww.....

 "See? Ghost agrees. Hehe yha I'm calling her ghost from now on, it's funny because she's not a ghost, she's a spirt, but there similer.....it's kinda like makeing a dog wolf...."

Endlessblaze looks at ghost and rubs her belly.

Rawwwwwrrrr.....

The minor Goddess of will gives favors to those of strong will, if she encounters them. The crystals attuned to her are used in focus enhancers, but are rare and the enhancers are not safe for long term use.

ohhhh so its the vortex....ok

I think I will just keep my current action because THE CAKE IS A LIE!

......now then lets wait for the next turn so I can make a fullmetal alchemist reference. (for those of you that have seen that show you might be able to figure out what im planning)

so wait. what's the 3 red star tiles again? I forget...

Oh god I don't even know where to begin, but bear with me for a second.

Ok, I wake up the gf this morning laughing, she asks why and I explain that it is hard to say. Apparently I had been trying to explain another dream to her and was laughing in that dream which woke me up.

The one I had been trying to explain involved me discussing some of the effects of dorf fortress on my brain with--I shit you not--Zach Galifinakis, for some reason. So I'm telling him how I get the urge to tackle a pig and just start eating the guts out of it sometimes.

So then I walk over to the missus who is sitting on the floor clipping her toenails, inexplicably in a full-body foam rubber Hulk costume, and I ask her if she ever gets the urge to knock over a hippopotamus and start eating it.

She tries to turn and look at me and for some reason the lower jaw of the costume was attached to the body while the upper jaw was linked to the skull so she kinda makes a really super derpy :/ face.

I wake up out of that dream and start explaining it to her, trying to get her to make the face and laughing every time, which wakes me up for real, at which point I start sharing this with her...

"...so then Zach Galifinakis is there... wait, it gets worse"
*she's chuckling*
"...you were in a foam rubber Hulk costume... wait, it gets worse"
*she's laughing*
"...you were clipping your toenails... wait, it gets worse"
*she's full on crying*
"...you tried to turn and look at me and made this face" *demonstrates*
*we're both utter messes by now*

...then it hits me that my subconscious made a joke which I didn't even get.

See, my pet name for the missus is 'Bunny', and she was in a Hulk costume...

"BUNNY SMASH PUNY TOENAILS!"

Bunnysmash...

Nil Bunnysmash.
*BWONNNGGGGG*
Dorfception

That is AEWSOME on so many levels o.0

See if Das can cast TUSKIN' to expediate the retreat. Run towards the FEMALE STIMPER.

We are so dead...but try this. Maybe we can got the slug and the stimper to fight eachother,

THE MORTAL MIND CANNOT CALL SUCH A INCREDIBLE SIGHT FORTH! ONLY AFTER IT IS DONE AND HAS EEN SEEN CAN WE UNDERSTAND!


wwud if dwarf fortress elves were suddenly replaced with the epic nethack elves?