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General Discussion / Re: Terrible Jokes
« on: January 24, 2015, 07:20:44 am »Spoiler: Much Joke, Such Words (click to show/hide)
So, I was telling me friend the other day 'bout the story of these two parrots. A smarmy old codger named Pete and a sly youngster named Repete.
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