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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« on: January 07, 2015, 11:46:06 pm »
Adding some dead meat.
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Yddth-Klvah stands in front of the village at the head of a horde of sea-dwelling creatures, raised up into greatness by IT'S ineffable will. They have become strong, and now their first savaging is ahead of them. The humans believe a palisade will stop THEM? Not in the least. IT steps up, projecting IT'S voice to be heard by all the combatants.I think this is obviously getting the +1's for the round.
YOU BELIEVE YOUR PLACE IN THIS WORLD IS GRANTED TO YOU WITHOUT NEED FOR RECOMPENSE. YOU BELIEVE THAT YOUR WALL WILL SAVE YOU. YOU BELIEVE YOU HAVE A FUTURE IN THE SUN. NO MORE. SUBMIT TO MY WILL. THROW DOWN YOUR RAGTAG WEAPONS AND I WILL GIFT YOU WITH A FAVORABLE SPOT AS SLAVES UNDER MY EMPIRE. IF YOU RESIST I WILL BREAK YOUR WILL AND SEND YOU TO TOIL BENEATH THE EARTH UNTIL YOUR FLESH AND BONE CRUMBLE INTO NOTHING. I WOULD ADVISE YOU TO NOT RESIST.
Blow a hole in the wall with some void essence and lead 1/3 of our forces through. Show your true visage to any fools who attack, and aim to incapacitate everyone so we can drag them back to our territory.
Nuk shall take the other 1/3 and circle around to the flank of them to prevent anyone from escaping and to pin them in.
Another capable starfish man take the last 1/3 and do the same on the opposite flank. No one escapes.
Once everyone is captured, take everything in the village. Literally everything, even break apart the houses and take the wood they're made of. Take it all back to our kingdom.
More ... is ... needed. Remain ... still.Yet another +1.
Use some void essence to change Nuk - make him stronger, faster, larger, etc, but also slightly physically impossible to the eyes of a mortal - he won't look possible and will cause confusion and headaches when looked upon for too long by mortals. Then command him and 2 or 3 others to go and retrieve some living beings for us. Don't have to be sentient or anything, but made out of flesh.
Flesh cathedral here we come!