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Messages - Adragis

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: February 17, 2015, 01:58:48 pm »
You never become sick, yes, but that means all the toxins stay in your body. You'll die a lot quicker.

I wish for a comprehensive knowledge of Dwarf Fortress.

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Can't finish his jokes because of the word limit.

14853
DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarven poetry (bad is the new good)
« on: February 17, 2015, 01:33:53 pm »
A rotund official in a rich dress, all menacing with spikes of platinum and gypsum, forces his way through the madly rhyming crowd, emits a wet cough, and proclaims:

"The annual Rotten pumpkin award goes to Adraigs029 for his daring piece of structurally challenged koboldery. It's been unanimously found quite awful, but in a cheerful, heart-warming, dwarfy sort of way. The accompanying prize of two hundred barrels of rotgut beer can be picked up at the warehouse in the Maze of Gloves. Thank you"
I done made it myself, I did.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: February 17, 2015, 06:08:53 am »
Use it to make a number pad roast.

WWUD if Urist biscuits?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: February 17, 2015, 04:13:19 am »
Then they would be [DATA EXPUNGED]

WWUD if [DATA_EXPUNGED] was a valid token in the raws?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: February 16, 2015, 02:38:00 pm »
Urist McFurry has made Spongeweeps, a +adamantine fursuit+!

WWUD if he was a polar bear?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: February 16, 2015, 05:36:48 am »
Become one himself, and cast off his dwarfhood.

WWUD if he WAS half a dwarf.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:45:39 am »
Run upwards.

WWUD if he was Groot?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: February 14, 2015, 01:33:50 pm »
Make it out of iron.

NUTRITION

WWUD if nutrition was in DF?

14860
DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: February 14, 2015, 11:17:00 am »
Infiltrate their secret lizard base.

WWUD if no more overpowered sneaking?

14861
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: February 14, 2015, 05:05:15 am »
'The Ancient Cactus'
'The Armored Armor'

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I took over a Dark Fortress once.

Is that even possible?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: February 14, 2015, 04:01:09 am »
Fall asleep. Webs are very soft.

WWUD if he was forced to smoke weed everyday, 360 noscope and get rekt by MLGs?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:23:40 pm »
Do whatever a spider can, because he has radioactive blood.

WWUD if he was one of the hashashin?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: February 13, 2015, 02:18:46 am »
Urist McMiner cancels Run away from GCS: attacked by GBW
Urist McMiner cancels Run away from GBW: attacked by GCS

and so on until he dies


WWUD if he was a GCS?

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