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"Ummm, I..."
Tell it that I know it hasn't read our files                     ((OOC:What gender are you?))
"MIKE says that he knows you haven't read our files"
MIKE speaks using the speakerphone in the suit's helmet
"Hello, Makai, another of the forgetful races I'm doomed to help."
MIKE! Behave! That's an order! Humor setting to 15%
Fine. "Michael is a NearReallean Spaceforce Lieutenant flying an Armed Shuttle Response Unit (ASRU). I am his Hypergiant level AI and am bound by a superspecific set of rules that i cannot disobey. Michael originally tried for a space fighter but was rejected in favor of a bug-guy-thing."

"Well Mike, I can actually retain almost 100% of all information given to me, its a matter of procedure, and Micheal I was referring to you as a person, what are you likes and dislikes, any notable memories, just something that makes you more than just a tool to be used."     
((Male))     

Quote from: The OP

Most rooms cannot be walked out of until "solved." i.e. More people can come in, but none of them can leave until they beat the room (or they die and respawn.)

A floating icon that looks like a stylized shield blocks Armach's way back through the doorway.

"Oh man, I'm starting to hate this place." Armach turns around and aims his shotgun at the approaching man and shouts out "Alright, back the fuck up! No one has to die today, we can all make out alive, just back the fuck up!"     

((Wait i thought you guys had like a 3d printer setup))

good point, currently none of us have the means to build robots on planets that we crashed on. Thankfully I just got an idea for how we can solve that and I will come back to you about that after my Psych appointment.

"Actually, you are done for now. Please inform the next Life Form that the room is available."

"And how, say you. Do you intend to construct these robots in 'emergency situations' offship and without the use of the Manufactory or parts produced from said mamufactory?"

 
"I also work as a manufactory. I could make stuff with regular matter."

Kyle points to a door that looks to have been cut out of the wallpaper.

"Well, after you."

Kyle quickly badages his wounds before leading Armach to the Sake room.

"So do you know where the next room is?"

Well let's see, I find the gravity on this ship and most planets a bit too strong. Because of this I'm in an eternal state of lightheadedness, I think? Also my blood is made of crappy hemolymph rather than awesome hemoglobin so I need more oxygen than average to survive and I also suffocate quicker. I am also a glutton and rather lazy. I guess that's all.

NOW GIVE ME MY LOLLYPOP!!!!

"Now, now, We are not done yet, I do ,however, have a solution for your lightheaded troubles and your inefficient oxygen intake. Do you consent to hosting some of my nano-machines inside of you. They can help you cope with the high gravity and help your body absorb oxygen and it has other beneficial properties as well."

"In most calculated response to the psychiatrists request, I wish to offer alternate opinion as to the efficacy of these psyche evaluations, namely that they should provide little real insight into the minds of potentially less-than-stable."

OOC: Everyone here should have passed a preliminary test to ensure that they wont be a danger or else they wouldn't be allowed on the mission. My main job is to make sure everyone remains stable throughout the mission.

"Giant rodents."
Kyle says with not a small amount of annoyance.

"So where do we go from here?"