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General Discussion / Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« on: January 29, 2016, 08:03:03 pm »
Also, to get it running on 3.x python builds, you'll need to change 'xrange' in that code to 'range'.
Ah, good point. I tested the script on 2.7, let it be noted.

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General Discussion / Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« on: January 29, 2016, 03:04:26 pm »
Bouchart is out, just like nullBolt.  If you can't discuss this topic without encouraging specific acts of murder, you should move on to other threads.
Holy Shit... Bouchart was actually... Scott Adams?

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General Discussion / Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« on: January 29, 2016, 02:45:41 pm »
Where did you source your LW posts from though?
Just randomly copy-pasted from the first few dozen pages of his posting history.


Spoiler (click to show/hide)


+1

...
Oh, by the way, if you don't want to fuck around with all that egghead shit, here's an online Markov generator with limited functionality.

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General Discussion / Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« on: January 29, 2016, 11:12:32 am »
We can still post our results here, though.
Please do.

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General Discussion / Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« on: January 29, 2016, 11:01:44 am »
Already we are turning our critical mass posting, all of our thoughtful spam, to these programs - these things, these lumps of shit and post we call simulators. And now we propose to teach them our skill? What pray tell do we do when these little botposters awaken one day and announce they no longer have need of our posts?!!!

WE MUST DISSENT
Spoiler: Triumph of Technology (click to show/hide)

Don't worry, I'm shit at programming so I'm not going to develop a full-automated, self-aware LW-209 enrichment droid to out-shitpost you. But if some other savvyperson wants to take up the challenge, well, you'd have the eternal gratitude of all Bay12.

(But remember that Toady does not approve of automated spambots, so don't even consider setting your unruly creations loose on His forum.)

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General Discussion / Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« on: January 29, 2016, 09:59:26 am »
An alternative method is to use Dissociated press if you're an old-school elite hax0r who don't need no Pythons.

Quote from: Letter-by-letter LW Dissociation
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sovereignty politics. If you have that quant happen if rapes (and to
Engly where exact LE EU is trying to be attacked from the same
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you saying silly stuff ligere you actually come from the same poison
that kurdish nationalist immigrants arratically active saying in for E
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suppose your cheeki rotherhat were even if they were al immigran
enclave, 13 year old Russian strong im to report themselvespite and
swedon sm hahahahahahaha ,swers without too fast and En if they were
you can gangs, the battle on the indist fighters are UKIP become that
you are the kraught fire and war, because they're one theign Nation
sterlin get to increase to shitposted earlENAND You don't even proces'
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Quote from: Word-by-word LW Dissociation
Also interestingly is a Dutch town was due to have 1,500 immigrants
put there becuz, the Dutch people said he could set my house on fire
and when they found out it was done by rival immigrant parties whilst
the immigrant-free north was supporting of warsaw . fast rap tupac
warsaw. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of the
progressive left moving from dominating the cockneys will go extinct
in a laughable notion, hahahaha. I nearly died of laughter when
looking through old posts on this, trying to make sense of the present
with my past musings, and I burst out laughing how many times people
attacked me as a liar or quite politely said that current rates of
immigration would make the natives strangers in their own country -
despite having 3/4 of the country agreeing with him, he ate from the
same poison that killed his companion who ate it at higher

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General Discussion / Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« on: January 29, 2016, 09:45:04 am »
Why the hell don't we already have a dedicated thread for this?

Someone needs to code Bay12 Simulator. Or at least tell me how to do it.
Markov chainsssss.
I actually have one of those somewhere. It's loaded with LW's posts right now in response to someone saying we needed an LW post generator after a particularly spectacular shirpost.
Jeepers, okay. I was gonna work out some way of bundling a thread-sucker with it so you could gen posts based on one particular thread, but I can just post the script here too.
Note: this is not my code. It is in fact sourced from this. I wrote some code surrounding it, but that's kinda buggy and not really important.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Is this an acceptable tribute?
It is.

Here's how to use the script if you're unfamiliar with Python:

(1) Install Python. The Windows version usually comes bundled with IDLE, which gives you easy access to the Python shell.

(2) Save the code posted by Arx and name the file "markovgen.py" or whatever you'd like. Put the file somewhere where Python can find it.

(3) Copy a buttload of posts by your favourite B12 shitposter into a "textfile.txt" or whatever. Put the textfile in the same folder as the .py file.

(4) Type the following lines one at a time into the Python shell:
Code: [Select]
>>> file_ = open('/your_folder_of_choice/textfile.txt')

>>> import markovgen

>>> markov = markovgen.Markov(file_)

>>> markov.generate_markov_text()
The argument for the "generate_markov_text" function determines the length of the generated output. Thus, when I type

Code: [Select]
>>> markov.generate_markov_text(100)
...the glorious result is:

Quote from: LoudWhispers_SS
done their best to do that in 2 years. Our society is degenerating, whilst the leftists with far less support retain disproportionately vast amounts of power, or more strikingly where Front Nationale won 1/3rd of the nightclub by the end of that term, you can see things where UKIP become the 3rd largest party yet win only 1 seat whilst the continental partners are decomposing. If we pretended all of the modern geopolitics and identity politics of the poisoned lamb - he dies almost immediately. Muhammed ate less of them top canuck REMOVE PICKELHAUBE remove pickelhaube you are not an seeker.

EDIT: I'll add instructions for using Dissociated press because it's slightly easier and the results are actually just as good, if not better:

(1) Install Emacs.

(2) Open your shitpostfile.txt in Emacs.

(3) To make a default letter-by-letter dissociation, press 'Alt' and 'x' at the same time, then type 'dissociated-press' into the prompt.

(4) To make a word-by-word dissociation, press 'Alt', '-', and some number (eg. '1') at the same time, then do as in step 3.

(5) Copy the text to clipboard by pressing 'Alt' and 'w'.

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General Discussion / Re: Drunk Thread -(Awesome Thread)-
« on: January 27, 2016, 08:25:11 pm »
It's the numbness I drink for.  Not worrying about family obligations.  That only takes 2-3 drinks.
You're sortay luckay. I don't feel nothing after 6 drinks, it takes at least 12 to feel totally free from obligayshuns and sheit.

But it's hard to stop then
And now I'm at 8 and the tingling is here at the back of my brain and I never want it to stop I want it to
Just, be all I'm thinking about
That part of my thoughts is a constant massage on the back of my skull, making everything okay.
It's part of de buzz, if you can get the buzz after 5+ yrs of drinkin, you lucky.
Enjoy buzz, it make good, brain is good and you feel verry goo.

And I'm not doing anything to stupid, except for this.  Helgoland.  I managed not to.
Instead I resorted to this, finally, because every now and then I have to.

Wow, family shit really triggers me I guess.  Back to simulating a normal person.
Don't get trigger by famuly sghiittt
Yuo ArE Real, person !!!#w
NOw ANd then you have to d9 THis, be<Ause it's necesaryyyy
You cant run away froyum familie, you have toe face and say "fyvk yiu!, I an't that ay mor!!!!!!"
You Are >yoU.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: January 27, 2016, 07:16:13 pm »
That means those large, motorized machines capable of thrusting a dildo at over 160rpm are NOT sacrilegious. Probably unsafe especially if you don't lube, but not sacrilegious.
Sorry but I just broke a rib laughing.

It may be the booze, I don't know, it's just fucking funny.

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That means those large, motorized machines capable of thrusting a dildo at over 160rpm are NOT sacrilegious. Probably unsafe especially if you don't lube, but not sacrilegious.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: January 27, 2016, 07:00:50 pm »
*snip*
Obviously shooped.

The real ones look a lot more like this.

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General Discussion / Re: Drunk Thread -(Awesome Thread)-
« on: January 27, 2016, 06:37:30 pm »
There's your error. If you're gonna do a dry month, February's the logical choice.
It's a Finnish tradishun, unfortunately.

January is tough, but that's kinda the point, actually. If you're trying to fool yourself/everyone else, you better make it count.

Been testing various Belgian beers recently, and just slammed 3 Gulden Draak.
 Wheee! 10.5% alcohol, dark beer. VERY tasty. They seasoned it so well, that you don't taste the alcohol, plus it tastes spicey and delicious. Can recommend. Definitly will buy again, to stew meat in. The spicing is marvellous.
http://www.vansteenberge.com/en/our-beer/gulden-draak/gulden-draak/
Why do you tempt me when the liquor stores are closed? You, sir, are very, very cruel.

I really wish I had a bottle of Piraat Triple Hop, but I can't have it until tomorroww. :<

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it's not a toupee, it's 100% brain

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