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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Reaper
« on: November 11, 2017, 11:15:47 pm »[1] ((xantalos, could you come over and pick your dice back up :U))+1Split the giant in to multiple human sized creatures, so we can send out a small army of them.+1
With a creaky groan, you lean back in your chair. You might as well deal with the Giant while waiting for the fliers to wrap their unholy selves around the minds and faces of impressionable young interns-to-be. You walk back towards the hole where the Giant was, finding its managed to move a total of two feet since you last saw it. Grinding your teeth dismissively, you bring out your scythe once again and swing at the Giant. But your swing misses - not only that, but in your carelessness you rip open another portal to earth! Green fire yawns open into a two-dimensional hole, sucking in the heavy Giant before you can even react, and before the portal knits closed you swear you can hear the crushing of metal and plastic behind the puff of flame.
With the Giant as it is, it has about as much worth as a particularly large snail. With no ability to move or to attack, anyone who happens to come across it will undoubtedly have to have their memories wiped. You kick the hellsoil in frustration at the increased compounding of work you have to do now.
ANGER: A N G E R Y
FLIERS: PROBABLY ABOUT TO REPORT BACK TO YOU NEXT TURN
HUMANS: OH I DUNNO, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK THEM OUT D:<