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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Reaper
« on: November 11, 2017, 11:15:47 pm »
Split the giant in to multiple human sized creatures, so we can send out a small army of them.
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[1] ((xantalos, could you come over and pick your dice back up :U))

With a creaky groan, you lean back in your chair. You might as well deal with the Giant while waiting for the fliers to wrap their unholy selves around the minds and faces of impressionable young interns-to-be. You walk back towards the hole where the Giant was, finding its managed to move a total of two feet since you last saw it. Grinding your teeth dismissively, you bring out your scythe once again and swing at the Giant. But your swing misses - not only that, but in your carelessness you rip open another portal to earth! Green fire yawns open into a two-dimensional hole, sucking in the heavy Giant before you can even react, and before the portal knits closed you swear you can hear the crushing of metal and plastic behind the puff of flame.

With the Giant as it is, it has about as much worth as a particularly large snail. With no ability to move or to attack, anyone who happens to come across it will undoubtedly have to have their memories wiped. You kick the hellsoil in frustration at the increased compounding of work you have to do now.

ANGER: A N G E R Y
FLIERS: PROBABLY ABOUT TO REPORT BACK TO YOU NEXT TURN
HUMANS: OH I DUNNO, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK THEM OUT D:<

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Reaper
« on: November 11, 2017, 06:05:41 am »
> Xantalos
o shit
my skeleton memes have attracted an elder god

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Reaper
« on: November 10, 2017, 11:11:22 am »

Send a few fliers to earth, stating that you are looking for mostly unpayed interns who will receive valuable work experience
+1 to this.
[5]

You groan in exasperating, tapping the butt of your scythe into the hellsoil. You turn around with an indignant huff, leaving behind you the skeletal Giant who at this point looks more like a block of bone matter than a Giant. What a waste of your time. DAAADDYYY, comes the beast's deep rumble, leanin towards you and collapsing further in the process. You're not listening, already walking back into your office.

Arriving at your place of safety, you sigh the sort of sigh usually reserved for the last gasping breath of freezing mortals accepting of their own chilly demise as you seat yourself once again. Feels good to relax after a six hour flight on a bleeding demon. But relaxing won't get work done, and you're nothing if not diligent (for now, at least). You lean forward on your desk, bony arms folded in front of you. Opening up a drawer, you take out several sheets of paper, a quill, and your skull-designed bloodwell. (A bloodwell is like an inkwell that uses a more common resource in the depths of Hell.) At once, you set to work, drawing (literally) on the powers of calligraphy in order to craft the perfect flyer.

INTERNS WANTED

ELIGIBILITY CRITERIA
- Must not have strong aversion to blood, viscera, sickness, suicide, murder, sappy romantic comedies, etc.
- Must have combat experience up to 6th dan in karate or equivalent martial art/some form of ability with dagger, sword, rapier, scythe or other piercing/cutting weapon OR handgun
- Must be willing to kill a bitch
HOW TO APPLY
- Craft a demonic pentagram with your own blood (can be any size), surround points with candles and sell soul to Death (NOT Satan)
NOTES
- Yes you're going to have to murder zombies
- Yes I am Death
- If you don't believe I am Death then I dare you craft the circle anyway so I can slap your shit

You nod vigorously, clicking your fingers to duplicate the scroll several times before giving all the copies sentience. The unholy abominations screech with primal fury, flying upwards into a newly created portal to Earth you made, fully intent on advertising themselves to willing mortals. This has been the best plan you've ever made.

DEATH: COMING
FLIERS: FLYING
GIANT: CRYING

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Reaper
« on: November 09, 2017, 04:54:37 am »
Oh come on. Just increase the weight in its legs by adding more skelebones and move on. No need to get super convoluted here.

+1
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[6] ((i'm using three different methods to roll dice and i'm still getting mostly six mates))

Clacking your teeth in frustration, you wave at the Giant once again. You grind your teeth, however, when it doesn't seem to be getting up. You wave again and again, flicking your bony wrist at the thing as if swatting a particularly impish bee, hoping that eventually the skelelord will be able to get up. You stop when you notice the giant sinking into the ground, shivering, before collapsing slightly, thick conglomerates of bone matter detaching underground as the Leviathan tumbles over. You seem to have made its legs too heavy for it to move about. You groan.

Perhaps Death shouldn't wander too much into the sphere of Creation. Then again, you probably don't care.

JOKE: GROWING KIND OF STALE

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Reaper
« on: November 08, 2017, 10:42:21 am »
NOW NOW, CHILDREN

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Reaper
« on: November 07, 2017, 06:47:16 pm »
((a moment of apathy was had, but watching the anime "Overlord" has helped me get back into the BONE ZONE))

Put the giant back together, and take this as an opportunity to teach it how to repair itself. In case the humans try to blow it up or something.
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[6]

With another wave of your dreadful hand, the Giant, legs stuck firmly within the hell soil, suddenly shifts, raising up above you (well, more above you at any rate) as your dark magics grant it new material with which to feed its existence. Bones are created from nothing as the giant groans with a sound not unlike the creaking of an abandoned door. It stands on two legs once again, but, at once, kneels down immediately after. You see why - the being's already top-heavy figure got even heavier with your spell, packing its bones even denser, and adding several new ones, to boot. The Leviathan staggers, virtually dragging its own body up. It can move like this, sure, but you're pretty sure it won't be able to get much killing done, unassailable abomination of death or not.

SOULS: AT LEAST ONE BILLION, FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY THREE MILLION AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND BEHIND
DREADFUL HAND: SPREAD ACROSS YOUR SKULL IN A FACEPALM
GM STATUS: WEEB

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Reaper
« on: November 05, 2017, 07:22:51 am »
Release the Leviathan! That should keep things in check for a bit, with it stomping out the should-be dead.

Clearly, the problem is too big to actually deal with ourselves through hard work and long office hours. Time to call up our Hell's Angels buddy pestilence, see if he has any ideas for a ghost-plague.

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[1]
You prepare to unleash another portal to Hell, spinning your scythe once again as the rather incompetent demons around you watch warily. You slice up the underworld's soil beneath the "Leviathan", and it falls through - it falls through about one inch lower, that is. The giant looks at you, confused. You stare at your own scythe in frustration before trying to cut up the soil again. And again. You initiate a vengeful series of slicing and dicing against the red dirt, which, while cathartic, accomplish nothing except accidentally shaving off your Giant's legs from the tibia down. The remainder of its legs now stands, wavering, on a newly created slight divot in the soil. It looks at you with pure confusion. Looks like Hell doesn't appreciate the hell portals in Hell so you can have a Hell in your Hell anymore.

The demons snicker. You boomerang your scythe at one and decapitate it instantly, your tool boomeranging back to your hand with a sharp slap. The remaining demons flee as you place a thoughtful finger on your jaw with a sigh. Now you need to get the Giant to earth WITHOUT magic portals.

SCYTHE STATUS: KILLING GOOD
HELL STATUS: DOESN'T LIKE YOU FORCING YOUR BONES THROUGH ITS HOLES YOU GUESS
GIANT STATUS: TIBIA EXPECTED

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rise of the Magic Girls: Rebirth [IC]
« on: November 05, 2017, 07:09:42 am »
Taro stares at Maki's back. His expression shifts between sadness and irritation rapidly. Lithe fists start balling up and shaking. His thoughts shift back from stubborn cogitations of Not scared, not scared, to that incomprehensible stream of consciousness. A shift seems to occur, however, when he presses his earphones back into his head, the thoughts seemingly focusing, like an array of light centering into a single laser, until the rampant images and feelings slow, relax, and then gradually come to a stop.

Unlike the other's transformations, Taro's doesn't come with any exclamations of energy or words of honor and courage, but it does come with a sound, an atmospheric, low-fidelity sound that bursts from Taro's the boy's. Neither does it come with any exciting poses or entrances - the boy shivers, relaxes, and at once finds himself carrying between his shoulders a large CRT monitor, the origin of that atmospheric sound. Taro's hands drop from the sides of the TV, now suddenly furred and spindly, like a spider's. The old television turns on, and displayed on it is the boy's disembodied head, superimposed on a sky-blue gradient. Taro, looking directly at the Zoanthrope, presses a button on his CRT. A new song starts to play, the upper corner of the television revealing its name; the eye of truth.

H e l l o   W o r l d , he plainly says through coarse TV static, and though no other words are said, a message to the Zoanthrope is plainly clear when he starts running towards it again (phasing right through Maki, no less); come and hit me.

Worldline: [(4) 2 4 5 1 5 5 1 5 6]

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rise of the Magic Girls: Rebirth [IC]
« on: November 05, 2017, 05:32:17 am »
Taro is flung out of the way, though, more likely than not, he seems to be less moved than he should have been, as if he was merely grazed by the tackle. He falls to the ground with a groan regardless, though. Maki? San you're Kamen Rider Volt?I didn'tknow. Not scared. He gets up, shaking.

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[bash joke]

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rise of the Magic Girls: Rebirth [IC]
« on: November 04, 2017, 06:53:05 pm »
Taro just seems to be leaping at the Zoanthrope immediately. If he's transformed, he doesn't look like it; his continuously unrecognizable stream of thoughts not unlike the babbling of a frightened child don't seem to be pointing towards that conclusion either.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rise of the Magic Girls: Rebirth [IC]
« on: November 04, 2017, 05:02:46 pm »
Taro's thoughts go silent for a second. I'm not scared, he communicates, before another pause follows. A burst of thought suddenly comes, a streaming cascade of presumably subconscious words and images, too unintelligible to likely even be understood. A second later, Taro bursts out of the woods, arms flailing, running as fast as possible towards the Zoanthrope. He's muttering something, but in the chaos it, like his thoughts, are unintelligible.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rise of the Magic Girls: Rebirth [IC]
« on: November 04, 2017, 03:50:35 pm »
It's happening. It's happening, it's here... Taro suddenly slams his temples with both of his hands, pressing his earphones even harder, virtually grinding them into his ears at this point. In my brain. Why in my brain. Disconnect me. Lapis, disconnect me.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rise of the Magic Girls: Rebirth [IC]
« on: November 04, 2017, 01:22:22 pm »
Whoare you all? Where areyou all? Does everyone in the Gardrn are powered?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rise of the Magic Girls: Rebirth [IC]
« on: November 04, 2017, 12:34:34 pm »
Outoutoutout- is this real? Not hallucinating. Cannot be. Too real, right? Save people. Zoanthrope. Who's herewho's here?

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