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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Gods OOC [21/∞] Talk here
« on: August 15, 2015, 11:03:53 pm »
Giving it a try.

Spoiler: Survey (click to show/hide)

Edit: I'm almost certain I completely misunderstood a few questions. Disregard anything that makes no sense or is unrelated to the question.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Gods OOC [21/∞] Talk here
« on: August 15, 2015, 10:11:29 pm »
Should I answer this? I came pretty late to the game and didn't have time to fully understand the mechanics of the game.

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"OH! Can I be cop? Or maybe doctor? If I am doctor then everyone will have IMPLANTS!!"

Oy! I already have a guy that does implants. If there's going to be any of these they'll be done by the Dr. Mangler.

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"Speaking of truth. Why the feth does that infinite library exist if nobody ever bloody uses it? It has all sorts of stuff in it. Just nobody uses it."

I assume it is because it is impossible to steal any technological secret from it. Mortals on the other hand are probably using it regularly.

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You kinda are making them believe it, as most would not believe that a god like this exists, or that he's really that angry.

Anyone looking at any obelisk would know that these quotes are true. Considering how common this activity is I really see no reason for someone to believe utther isn't like that, that is unless they were intentionally blinding themselves from the truth.

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"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 500 MILLION SQUARE MILES OF LAND THAT MAKE UP THE PLANETARY FRAGMENTS THAT BLEMISH THIS VOID. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH PLANCK AREA OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU ALL AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE."
-Utther, 2015

Engrave this on a human-sized obelisk that will be located in a random Aag city. Subtly encourage the population (through the use of mental suggestion) to use this quote the same way the IRL Gorilla warfare copypasta is used.
You know, if you're just going to make them believe it anyway, you could write whatever random shit you want.
"Mavnon and I are secret lovers - Utther 2015"
"I create Void Babies for fun and profit - Utther 2015"
"Lithus is best god, and can do no wrong - Utther 2015"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH - Utther 2015"
"Go go gadget Regicide! - Utther 2015"
"Remember kids, the Void is good for you! Remember to drink at least a gallon per day for strong bones, and blessings of the Void Gods! - Utther 2015"


I am not making them believe it (why would I need to? You actually said that for real), I am merely spreading them.

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A person living in the wilds does not necessarily mean that they want to live in the wilds (outlaws, the extremely impoverished, ferals,.those who are lost, etc.). If offered enough wealth/rights/vices/etc., I'm sure at least one person would accept the deal.

Actually, they wouldn't even need to give the book away; just let the publishing companies make a copy.

Edit: hold on, are most people even literate?!

The Aag nation certainly is, with the mandatory public education. My church is also providing free education wherever they are, so literacy probably isn't that uncommon.
Better question is; how many different languages are there, and how many different forms of writing?

I taught them English. I suppose anyone able to read an obelisk also speaks that language, so that's probably one of (if not the) most used language.

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A person living in the wilds does not necessarily mean that they want to live in the wilds (outlaws, the extremely impoverished, ferals,.those who are lost, etc.). If offered enough wealth/rights/vices/etc., I'm sure at least one person would accept the deal.

Actually, they wouldn't even need to give the book away; just let the publishing companies make a copy.

Edit: hold on, are most people even literate?!

The Aag nation certainly is, with the mandatory public education. My church is also providing free education wherever they are, so literacy probably isn't that uncommon.

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Good.
Send traders and diplomats to Dgetagan lands to perform the trade, and bring enough sandcotton and sandcotton seeds to create a plantation as a gift.

"THAT BURNING ROD OF LIGHT YOU CALL A SUN COMPARED TO MY HATE IS LIKE HOLDING AN UNLIT MATCH UP TO A FOREST FIRE. WERE I MORE POWERFUL, I'D DESTROY THIS AND EVERY OTHER REALITY, AND REMAKE IT SIMPLY TO DESTROY IT AGAIN, ON AND ON, IN AN ETERNAL CYCLE. IF MY HATE COULD BE CONDENSED INTO PURE ENERGY, IT WOULD IN FACT GIVE ME THE ABILITY TO CREATE SUCH A CYCLE. MY HATE COULD QUALIFY AS ITS OWN SEPARATE UNIVERSE, SUCH IS ITS SIZE. IF MY HATE WERE AN ANIMAL, IT WOULD NEED CHAINS WROUGHT FROM THE VERY BONES OF GODS TO RESTRAIN IT. IF MY HATE COULD BE VIEWED, IT WOULD SEAR THE VIEWER FROM EXISTENCE, AND THE FIRES OF THEIR BODY WOULD BE HOT ENOUGH TO BLIND EVEN A GOD. MY HATE IS SO POTENT, THAT IF IT COULD BE CONDENSED INTO AN OCEAN THE SIZE OF THIS UNIVERSE, A SINGLE DROP OF THAT HATE IN A BODY OF WATER ALSO THE SIZE OF THIS UNIVERSE WOULD BE ENOUGH TO MAKE EVERY SMALL GLASS OF IT WOULD BE POISONOUS ENOUGH TO KILL 100 HUMAN BEINGS."
-utther, 2015

Do the same thing with this quote as with the other one.

Edit: Fixed the name

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"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 500 MILLION SQUARE MILES OF LAND THAT MAKE UP THE PLANETARY FRAGMENTS THAT BLEMISH THIS VOID. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH PLANCK AREA OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU ALL AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE."
-Utther, 2015

Engrave this on a human-sized obelisk that will be located in a random Aag city. Subtly encourage the population (through the use of mental suggestion) to use this quote the same way the IRL Gorilla warfare copypasta is used.

"That have been corrected? Lo, to all the gods present, do you think Nilva is insanely eccentric?"



Almost every single of Nilva's shenanigans have resulted in a new discovery, so I really can't be mad at her(him?). This eccentricity does not seem to be impairing her(him?), so I wouldn't classify it as madness. "Extremely" or "Excessively" would be more accurate than "Insanely".

"Oh, and then there is the chapter on alchemy, and how it is actually something called chemistry, And how it cannot, actually turn lead to gold! Or the chapter about radiation! Or the chapter about making godly technology work for you!"

I'm pretty sure it is possible to turn lead into gold (although lead is probably not the best candidate for this kind of change), we just don't have the technology for it yet. I'd place it roughly around the same technological level as nanofactories.

"Oh dear, I appear to have dozed off for a moment there. Did I miss anything?"

Did utther wake you up? he tends to be very loud. Anyways, everyone decided to write a holy book, and the printing press was invented for this purpose.

Oh and Dgetga, would you be interested in trading the secret of the printing press for the secret of growing sandcotton and how to make lightweight tools and armor out of it's sturdy leafs?

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Oh right, books. Maybe I should make my own holy books too.
Create my first holy book, called "The Scientificonomicon". This book will explain the scientific method, and further explain how to apply it to almost every aspect of life, while making it obvious (but not obnoxious) That it was written by Lithus, the god of progress. The book will contain a section dedicated to me and my ideals, but the focus of the book really is on science. There will also be a chapter dedicated on how to use the scientific method while dealing with magic, and encouraging it's users to learn more about the functioning of magic (with said method) and to spread said knowledge.

Create my second holy book, called "The Revolutionary's Bible". This book will explain various tactics used to topple an unjust leader or elite, while making it obvious (but not obnoxious) that it was written by Luthus, the god of revolutions. This book will also explain that a revolution should only be attempted against a regime that can't be changed from the inside, and detail many ways to prevent a revolution from resulting in the rise of a dictator. A large portion of  the book is also dedicated to another kind of revolution, that is a large scale change happening in any system. This broader category includes scientific revolutions, which are presented as a great thing worth striving for. Another portion is dedicated to Luthus, and explain that the only kind of revolts he supports are those made against an injustice, and that he despite those who might disguise a power grab as a revolution to improve everyone's life. As with the previous book, it is mostly dedicated to the aspect it conveys, rather than on it's god.

Give some copies of both to my church, which is to work towards the fabrication of many copies to be given freely to those who seek to learn more about me and what I represent.


((and yes, I did notice that I keep switching between first and third person for some reason I can't explain.))

Edit: But I liked woofpaw better :(

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((SEVERAL WARS ARE ABOUT TO BREAK OUT! Be prepared for Tick 17.4, which will be the next update.))

NOT UNDER MY WATCH!

Return to visit Fredrick for another round of discussions:

You are a lot more reasonable than I initially thought, I must admit. I believe we can solve this issue without wasting any lives in a pointless war.

You seem to believe I would declare war on you if you outlawed my worship. I would not do such a thing. I see war as an abomination, a disgusting waste of lives and resources, so I would never declare one unless all other options were exhausted. No, what I would do instead would be to welcome those who would leave your kingdom into my lands.

My decision to ban the worship of your patron was purely pragmatic. It is no secret that me and your god do not get along, our ideals are irreconcilable and we are from two opposing factions. I see no reason to let my enemies and the allies of my enemies benefit from my work, hence the ban. The worshipers are free to leave if they wish to do so, any harm coming to them would not be my work, and be against my orders. I will not perform a genocide, and I will not declare a war if I can avoid the bloodbath.

In conclusion, I believe the best that could happen to both of us would be mutual exclusion. I will strive to prevent the situation to degrade from this point, but I will defend what I created with all I have if given no other choice.

Ban my worship if this can appease you, but spare the lives of your soldiers, they deserve more than dying in this pointless conflict.


Mavnon smirked. 'Very well Huon, very well."


Spend 1E to conjure the dreaded Income Calc., mother and enemy of the gods.
Gift Herema with spectacular charisma and tell him to try and sway other males to his cause. If he is able to acquire a sizable following, order them to begin protesting their racial government. If that doesn't work, they are to begin a rebel movement and force change on their race...Violently if need be. Preferably, attempt to hold females hostage with the help of the trees.
Listen to prayers.

Mavnon releases a Warband Expansion pack: Heroes and Villains. Among them include Fredrick, several different Void Kings and Huon the Wofpaw.


A revolt? Now this have my attention. I will definitively watch this as it unfolds...

And calling Huon Wofpaw? Really?
Meh, he is certainly mature enough not to be insulted by something as low as this.

Visit Huon at some point, before the expansion reach Aag territory. Mention humorously that mavnon was apparently angry enough by his refusal that she decided to make some sort of petty insult in a board game he created.

Watch carefully the revolt if it does indeed happen.


Spoiler: prayers (click to show/hide)
listen to prayers

Hmm... I did not intend for my beetles to be spread all over the fragments, but I forgot to mention that when I created them. I have no one to blame but myself. I must say that I am sorry for any damage they might have caused, I will fix this immediately.
Teleport every Lihzard Beetles that were outside the Aag desert to it, in the wilderness away from any settlement or fort. Inform the military of the increase in the local Lihzard Beetle population before doing this.
Spread desert trees around the Aag desert so that there is enough for the Beetles to sustain themselves without running out of food (and enough to have the trees not be driven to extinction by the Lihzard Beetles). Do not do this if there is already enough trees (I did spread some when I created them, just want to be sure there is enough).

Oh, and I almost forgot, Ask Huon if he would be able to replicate my labcoat and uniform (in different sizes suited to every Aag species, and any other species that makes up a significant portion of the population) if he doesn't have too much work already. Tell him to delay this if he is too busy working on the other job I gave him, as it is not nearly as important as the winter uniforms and the tents.


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the message limit

wait, is that really a thing?

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"I am also working on this project."

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"Von Neumann, eat your heart out, I just had an IDEA."
"Alicia, does your magic work without a caster, or with a nonsapient?"

I start putting together what amounts to the most versatile synthesizer in existence.

"synthesizer? Color me interested. Do you think we could use that on the spiderbot?

Speaking of which, I forgot to mention their size. They should be slightly taller than humans when standing vertically with tentacles upright. I suppose smaller models could be made to deal with tasks of a smaller scale."

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