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Roll To Dodge / Re: Dungeon of Teskireloth RTD Dungeon is UNSEALED Again!
« on: March 12, 2016, 10:39:43 pm »
Mini-Baldaron gathers the power of all Bardarons across the Multiverse into an orb of pure energy. As he prepares to unleash the concentrated energy at Teskireloth he Mini-Baldaron is instantly killed by James Sedgewicks omnipotence. .[4]

James Sedgewick loaded with all his omnipotency strikes Mini-Baldaron down like no one has ever been struck down before. Poor little MB's corpse is laying in the fetal position lifeless. [4]

The Wall spawns, and is instantly shredded to pieces by some unseen assailant.[1]

Teskireloth climbs over the corpses in the room and frantically begins scribing away again recording all the spells which have recently been cast.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: a low-effort rtd
« on: March 10, 2016, 09:40:04 pm »
This thread is in 4d now

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Dungeon of Teskireloth RTD Dungeon is UNSEALED Again!
« on: March 08, 2016, 10:45:04 pm »
Evil!Flimsy tries to put Dimly Wizard in permament Stasis, but Dimly beats him to the punch with a vacuum spell that causes him to swell up and die.[1]

Mini-Baldaron casts liquefy Teskileroth stomach and intestines content to give him a severe diarrhea but doesn't even cause the slightest shart. Maybe Teskireloth hasn't eaten in a long time. [2]

James Sedgewick casts "Become Omnipotent!" Next turn this will take effect [5]

Markus casts "Turn undead!" On Teskireloth. Clever idea, but Teskireloth is not dead or umdead. [4]

Gronk the Troll redeems Teskileroth and hugs him. As he hugs Teskireloth a horrible bite sinks into Gronks shoulder making him cry out in pain. [2]

Dimly Wizard Causes  Evil!Flimsy to die of painful embullism and hypoxia in a vacuum.4

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Dungeon of Teskireloth RTD Dungeon is UNSEALED Again!
« on: March 05, 2016, 04:44:27 pm »
ERROR Casts puncture Reality However the side of his head caves in and his body slides acrosss the floor before the spell takes effect. He is killed and the his corpse is atomized. [1]

Mini-Baldaron casts expose Teskileroth fetishes! That does nothing. Then Mini-B receives a good magical bash on the head. [2]

Dimly casts Bash Evil!Flimsy But everybody gets bashed as an area of effect spell His head hurts. [6]

James Sedgewick furiously casts "ATOMIZE ERROR!" and then feels a pain as he gets magically bashed up by a spell. [4]

Gronk the Troll casts gravitation, He  makes Teskileroth naturally fall into the mages direction. Teskireloth crahes into them. [5]

Evil!Flimsy Activates Telskiroth's combat form! Teskireloth appears unchanged. Evil! saves vs Bash. [5]

Markus follows up with his signature move, and uses Markus-Punch!!! But his weak wizard wrist buckles under the punch and gets a strain. And then He receives a good bashing too![2]

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Dungeon of Teskireloth RTD Dungeon is UNSEALED Again!
« on: March 02, 2016, 07:40:55 pm »
Syvros Attempts to Rouse Teskireloth with a spell but to no effect at all, it seems as if nothing can bring him back . [3]

Markus Velafi, the Stylish wizard magically Backhands Teskireloth with the earth, and his own hand.[6]

Gronk the Troll communes with spirits and other mages about current situation. The spirits tell him that the only way to succeed is to focus on stopping Teskireloth, but beware! There are unseen dangers that threaten your survival. [5]

Dimly Wizard Tries to Whack the Avatar but can't speak properly and AotM is already dead.
Quote from: chokepoint on February 28, 2016, 11:14:00 pm
Dimly Wizard tries to cast a spell anyway but is tackled to the floor by Evil!Flimsy, he bites on his tongue as he hits the ground and the severed part sails off in an arc.
Quote from: chokepoint on February 15, 2016, 02:04:45 pm
Markus Velafi, the Stylish wizard commandss the earth to swallow up AotM, in Garra fashion, and crush him, while shouting "Earth Coffin! "

Mini-Baldaron casts tickle Teskileroth's most sensitive body-part while shouting "BWAHAHA ! SUFFER !" but sadly even if the wizard felt it, he doesn't change his expression, giving MB no satisfaction. [6]

Evil!Flimsy wants to Possess the thing that lifted him but there is nothing there.

James Sedgewick casts "Ray of fire!" at the downed Error but as he casts something sharp tears at his neck before the spell takes effect. ERROR is saved by the lapse in concentraion.[1]

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Dungeon of Teskireloth RTD Dungeon is UNSEALED Again!
« on: February 28, 2016, 11:14:00 pm »
Mini-Baldaron the Chestburster bursts out of Baldaron and kicks Teskileroth in the nuts. The seated Teskireloth busy in his task has no chance to defend himself. the strike burries Mini's foot deep within the groin in a sickening fashion. There is not a hint of reaction from the old man, not even a slight change in facial expression. [3]

James Sedgewick punches the shit out of "ERROR". There are sickening noises as his fist beat into ERROR's face. Then his opponent falls backward, senseless and there is a final crack as his head rebounds off the dungeon floor. ERROR is beaten to a bloody pulp. [5]

ERROR Attempts an assault on Teskireloth but is sucker-punched and dropped in a brutal fist fight by James Sedgewick his nose is broken and his eyes are swollen shut.[1]

Dimly Wizard tries to cast a spell anyway but is tackled to the floor by Evil!Flimsy, he bites on his tongue as he hits the ground and the severed part sails off in an arc. [1]

Evil!Flimsy pins his brother to the cold dungeon floor, but suddenly he feels claws in his back cutting through his clothes and into his flesh. His entire bodyweight is lifted into the air and hurled back to the floor with incredible foce. [1]

Gronk the Troll reaches the sanctum of Teskireloth.[3]

Magic returns to normal next turn

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Roll To Dodge / Re: a low-effort rtd
« on: February 28, 2016, 10:39:37 pm »
Quote from: Elephant Parade on February 11, 2016, 07:43:59 pm
if i see 100 more posts, i'm locking the thread for real

Just to remind everyone the goal is to count down 100 posts to lock thread
Sssisssisisisxxsisty 2!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Dungeon of Teskireloth RTD Dungeon is UNSEALED Again!
« on: February 27, 2016, 07:14:40 pm »
Just to clarify, no spells can be cast this turn due to crazyabes spell the previous turn in case anyone wants to revise their action.

Quote from: crazyabe on February 24, 2016, 05:04:16 pm
ERROR Appears And Casts "ERASE Magic From Existence".

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Dungeon of Teskireloth RTD Dungeon is UNSEALED Again!
« on: February 27, 2016, 01:56:58 am »
James Sedgewick Under the effects of his omniscience spell instantly discovers that the ancient rite Teskireloth has performed must be undone with magic (or other creative means) to accopmplish the quest. He also discovers that he is a secret elf-lover and probable elf-fondler. He finds out the ways to give himself omnipotence and/or extend  his omniscience is to use similes and extend spells.[1]

Dimly Wizard, the stupidest of the Wizard brothers arrives on the scene and wonders what is going on.

Baldaron is getting angry ! He casts Negate crushing force! But then his ribs break and he has gone without air for too long. He is smothered to death. [2]

ERROR Appears And Casts "ERASE Magic From Existence" Next turn no one can cast a spell.[4]

Evil!Whimsy Skips his turn. [5]

Gronk the Troll achieves immortality! Next turn he cannot be killed but then it wears off after that. [4]

Henry the Best Continues being dead.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Baladron's ribs suddenly collapse and the life goes out of him. There is no more labored breathing. But the evil laughter continues.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!
« on: February 27, 2016, 01:29:22 am »
Search the pot plant for loot.

Are there any exits from this room or other interesting features?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: a low-effort rtd
« on: February 27, 2016, 01:24:42 am »
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like 81?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!
« on: February 26, 2016, 02:30:04 pm »
Should we just stop that machine without understanding it's function? Doesn't seem like a good idea, maybe it will explode or destroy this place while we're still in here!

Try to find cover just in case, rely on my Sixth Sense ability to keep me out of harms way.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Dungeon of Teskireloth RTD
« on: February 24, 2016, 02:20:47 pm »
Gronk the Troll casts success onto himself! and is so successful, that anyone compared to him will look unlucky (+1 to Gronks rolls next turn, -1 to everyone else. [6]

Baldaron cast remove crushing force. but his magic isn't strong enough, the pain of being smothered is unbareable. [2]

Syvros disables the sealing spell and the seal has been removed permanently [6]

Whimsy is dead and can't cast, someone would need to do this for him.

James Sedgewick casts "Grant user omniscience." This is a powerful spell and will only last until next turn is finished.[5]

Evil!Whimsy Rubbing Whimsy's  ashes on James  does nothing. However he was still unable to respawn.

Your quest is to stop Teskireloth from stealing all the magic from the world and undo it's effects maybe gaining some very valuable scrolls in the proccess. The seal is broken and new Wizards may enter. Also everyone wil have a -1 added to their rolls except Gronk for the next turn so beware!)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!
« on: February 24, 2016, 01:56:02 pm »
I dont think you should fool with that thing Skeliborn!

Try to guess the machines purpose by looking around for clues. BUT DO NOT F_N TOUCH IT! (is it hooked up to anything, text or instructions somewhere?)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Dungeon of Teskireloth RTD
« on: February 22, 2016, 02:53:53 pm »
Gronk the Troll rends reality creating a seperate one where he actually got out of the pit.[4]

Baldaron's movements are still restrained by the crushing force, but he manages to cast BITCHSLAP on Teskileroth to get him out of trance. The salp fails to happen.[2]

James Sedgewick casts "Increase natural spell resistance", and climbs out of the spiky hole he was in.[5]

Whimsy wizard uses the spell Unseal the dungeon, but before the magical energies take effects he is struck down by Evil!Whimsy wizard.[3]

Evil!Whimsy successfully executes the real Whimsy before he can fully cast his spell. [5]

Things are looking grim, at this rate successfully completing the quest will be a miracle.


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