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Could we have a half-gnome/half-halfling Fire Wizard?
work out some more! Must return to normal weight!
Use my newfound friendship powers to make friends with the magic cats so that they make me cool again!
Get Fidel Castro to help my army of bobcats (now dead) to conquer the world. Convince him to nuke the US.
I am now Kitten Rambo. Hunt down the mice one-by-one
Shake all the stuff out of my fur
Go back inside
While all the other cats are busy wake up and claim sole ownership of the cat tree.
USE NOW MASSIVE ARMY TO TAKE BACK MY TERRITORY AND ALL OF CANADA!!!poketwo's Communist Hordes attempt to conquer Human Canada, But they won't surrender their home without a Fight!
((wow. Generally me and I had a rough round that time))
Regroup. Station forces along he southern border. Prevent the Castro - Sabertooth alliance, and assist Canada in driving back the demons.
((I know right past two turns I've only had 1's and 2's))
Assimilate the Socialist penguins
And create Cat boats and rule the seas
Takeover cat Hungary!
Become Catman!
Lock Aslandus outside.
Purr happily at this great fortune. Be the good kitty.
Learn how to cast healing magic
MIND CONTROL MY RICH OWNER INTO HAVING A SARLACC PIT CONSTRUCTED IN THE BACKYARD
AND BUYING A SARLACC TO LIVE IN IT, OF COURSE
Meditate on the state of affair of being an astral cat
Attempt to communicate with my surroundings
Spoiler: Do This: (click to show/hide)
Get to Building that Summoning Pit!
Fortify the South Pole's Coasts!
Take a Nap.
I just saw this thread (didn't before because of the lock, I guess) and now I'm sad I didn't get to prevent Kevak's furry fetish from taking root. Damn it.
Human, huh? Meet Kira
Name: Kira, De La Boratory 7.
Optional Alignment Choice.: opt out.
Title: The Kira. I mean, yes, also "Kontessa De La Boratory 7", but everyone except Steve is one of those.
Group Name: House De La Boratory 7.
Group Location: Spain, specifically in a Genetics Lab.
Gender: It's.. Actually pretty hard to tell. Ambiguous even. People tend to just assume female because of the name, and Kira doesn't correct them either way, finds it amusing even.
Group Race: Kira, as with most of his group are "Kitsune". Kira also has no idea how that happened so don't ask about it. Gives weird thoughts involving some large bearded person with a white coat.
Appearance: An ambiguously gendered person with fairly long bright orange hair, two pointed fox ears, and a fluffy fox tail. Tends to wear baggy clothing because it's comfy. This further confuses the gendering.
Flavor Text: Kira tends to be playful, outgoing, and manipulative. Although the manipulation normally is directed towards people he/she dislikes. Kiri operates on an orange and blue morality system. If someone does something harmful to him/her or a friend, it's replayed in kind. An eye for an eye may make the world blind, but an eye for two eyes leaves one eye behind. And in a world of the blind. The one eyed one is king.
Back-story: Kira was the first one to wake up in the cloning vat. Therefore a few extra minutes of experience being sapient. The reason the few humans in the group follow is because it's safer to hide behind a small horde of fox people that can shoot colored acid and electricity at things that annoy them. Kira's foxacid is purple with a hint of orange by the way.
Former Profession: Being a literal fox? Human? Electric eel? A little of everything. Foxacid, shapeshifting, and illusions are the staple of Kitsune. These ones aren't old enough to have actual skills.
Former Hobbies: Digging? Chasing other foxes? Sneaking out of the compound occasionally? These buggers have literally no skills outside of awesome genetic abilities. Maybe stealth and hunting, but they would have to be in foxform for that.
Inventory: A supply of food? Kira thinks it's food, Kira can't think of why the foxes would have other stuff.
Hmm, We should definitely look into getting some Cannon Fodder at some point. Here are some action suggestions for after we set up Camp.
1.) 05 Tidae: Use 10 Wood to Fill the Land surrounding our Village with Spike Pit Traps.
2.) 15 Tidae: Use 50 Wood to build a Kennel for the Herbivorous Spiders to prevent them from being caught in our Traps.
3.) During Their Spare Time Laborers should Look into using Herbivorous Spider Silk as a Trap Component Or Clothing Material.
4.) 04 Tidae: Gather more Wood.
5.) The Paragon: Supervise The Trap Builders to maximize their Efficiency and recall what other Races and Tribes live in this Region.
I know that this will prevent us from building houses early on, But we're Humanoid Insects, Comfort isn't exactly a Top Priority here.
+1
Please lay off the capital letters.
Anyway, I suppose I'll be writing something up soon enough.
+1+1Name: Kiri, no last name.
Optional Alignment Choice.: DnD alignments are sorta a flawed system. But neutral good/Pure neutral normally.
Title: They tend to just call Kiri by his name.
Group Name: The name has yet to be decided. Not a gang or anything.
Group Location: Japan, specifically in a Kitsune Village.
Gender: It's.. Actually pretty hard to tell. Ambiguous even. People tend to just use whatever pronoun they like, and Kiri doesn't correct them either way, finds it amusing even.
Group Race: Kiri would like to correct you and points out you mean sapient. Anything alive is sentient. Humans are sapient. Kiri, as with most of his group are Kitsune. Kiri also has no idea how that happened so don't ask about it. Gives weird thoughts involving some large bearded person with a pointed hat.
Appearance: An ambiguously gendered person with fairly long bright orange hair, two pointed fox ears, and a floofy fox tail. Tends to wear baggy clothing because it's comfy. This further confuses the gendering.
Flavor Text: Kiri tends to be playful, outgoing, and manipulative. Although the manipulation normally is directed towards people he/she dislikes. Kiri operates on an orange and blue morality system. If someone does something harmful to him/her or a friend, it's replayed in kind. An eye for an eye may make the world blind, but an eye for two eyes leaves one eye behind. And in a world of the blind. The one eyed one is king.
Back-story: Kiri was the first one to wake up after whatever happened happened. Therefore a few extra minutes of experience being sapient. The reason the few humans in the group follow is because it's safer to hide behind a small horde of fox people that can shoot colored fire and lightning at things that annoy them. Kiri's foxfire is purple with a hint of orange by the way.
Former Profession: Being a literal fox? Foxfire, shapeshifting, and illusions are the staple of Kitsune. These ones aren't old enough to have actual skills.
Former Hobbies: Digging? Chasing other foxes? Sneaking out of the compound occasionally? These buggers have literally no skills outside of natural magic. Maybe stealth and hunting, but they would have to be in foxform for that.
Inventory: A supply of food? Can't think of why the foxes would have stuff.
+1
Count this as a PTW and a 'I might be posting something later' post
Tone down on the capital letters.
Other than that, tentatively interested.
Glare at Aslandus.
"Meow Meow Meow"
Search for a cat sized cape to wear.
Go someplace to hide and heal.
Go into high alert. spike hair, extend and sink claws into cat lady's face, and look around for mice to eat. When I find one, jump off face, and chase and eat mouse
try agian
INSTITUTE MASS CLONING
High five Ozarck
Use other cats as weights and eat steroids to get buff
Secure mine and Ozarcks rule as supreme cat overlords by hunting and arresting the remaining Bob cats.
Hiss at Ama, who is now extremely vulnerable without a thick layer of fur to protect their skin
Run outside and roll in the dirt to get all this garbage off me
Go on an epic quest centered around friendship, courage, and writing your own destiny; that takes place around the world where I meet and recruit cats of all races and at the end I realize destiny cannot tie me down because I am my own cat!
Afterwards, scratch all the expensive furniture again.
Order lands under my reign to conquer Austrailia at all costs. Do not forget to make districts for the areas in the middle.
Invite the Socialist Penguins into the Empire of Generally Me as Shock troops and Honor Guards. Keep an eye on South America.
Bow deeply to the samurai and follow him
EAT AN ENTIRE TRAY OF LASAGNE
Be a not so common house cat.
Comfort the Old Lady.
Regroup my army and charge the unsuspecting house-cat lovers!
Regroup my army and charge the unsuspecting house-cat lovers!...unsuspecting?
Yeah, it's not like anyone would notice armies of cats peeing all over the entire country and getting into brawls with bobcats in the streets...Regroup my army and charge the unsuspecting house-cat lovers!...unsuspecting?
Yeah, it's not like anyone would notice armies of cats peeing all over the entire country and getting into brawls with bobcats in the streets...Regroup my army and charge the unsuspecting house-cat lovers!...unsuspecting?
Note that he did say 'unsuspecting', so that implies that the army isn't attacking anyone who suspect the cats of preparing to do something.
Why does he hate blind, deaf people so much?Yeah, it's not like anyone would notice armies of cats peeing all over the entire country and getting into brawls with bobcats in the streets...Regroup my army and charge the unsuspecting house-cat lovers!...unsuspecting?
Note that he did say 'unsuspecting', so that implies that the army isn't attacking anyone who suspect the cats of preparing to do something.
Don't forget the people with Anomsmia all that pee smells a lot.Why does he hate blind, deaf people so much?Yeah, it's not like anyone would notice armies of cats peeing all over the entire country and getting into brawls with bobcats in the streets...Regroup my army and charge the unsuspecting house-cat lovers!...unsuspecting?
Note that he did say 'unsuspecting', so that implies that the army isn't attacking anyone who suspect the cats of preparing to do something.
The Great Bobcats despise all.
Watch The Kitties.
Fortify Our Borders!
Move to Antartica before SHTF!
Resolve itself!
