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((Stop the god damn quote pyramids.))(((I know. I stopped after a while, sorry)))
so you are not at all, in any way, associated with the trade of guns? well then you can help with the evacuation of citizens whileNunzillor and i go and stop these orcs. Al who can fight are expected to help us.((What with some people trying to react to actions before they happened, the chronology got mixed up. Let's just assume I'm in court.))
"I can speak for myself; you can keep the lawyer. First off, I believe I have a right to know exactly what I'm on trial for."
"Fair enough. You are accused of attempting to incite rebellion and anarchy."
I was simply exercising my rights to speech and assembly. If you insist on criminalizing that, then I'm afraid I must plead guilty.
guys, bad new the court session is postponed till later. the accused will be pardoned if he helps protect earth from the orks and Nunzillor, I expect you to try and help some with your own army. Also please try and get the citizens to evacuate onto my ship so that we can get people away from the battle.((What with some people trying to react to actions before they happened, the chronology got mixed up. Let's just assume I'm in court.))
"I can speak for myself; you can keep the lawyer. First off, I believe I have a right to know exactly what I'm on trial for."
"Fair enough. You are accused of attempting to incite rebellion and anarchy."
ooh we should really do that, more loot for me!Didn't that end up in, like, 2 perma-deaths?Yeah, kind of silly of them. Everyone knows the real term is "bodies"!I think I'm going to build a monkey death pit in the lunch room. In the pit monkeys will fight with knives and we will bet on which will win.They prefer the term "recruits."
Also, pitfighting. M-mmm. It's been a lot of time since the last melee tournament. We should try it again sometime.
so long as I get to the gambling. I'll probably just take 5 tokens out of the pot to pay for my self not to mention the bribes to fix it.Yeah, kind of silly of them. Everyone knows the real term is "bodies"!I think I'm going to build a monkey death pit in the lunch room. In the pit monkeys will fight with knives and we will bet on which will win.They prefer the term "recruits."
Also, pitfighting. M-mmm. It's been a lot of time since the last melee tournament. We should try it again sometime.
but dis game is fighting. its like football but you can kill and butcher your opposing team. (((what blood bowl is since I don't want to type it all out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_Bowl)))" 'OW OFTIN DO DA DAEMONS COUME OUT! ZOGGING ZEROO DATS WUT! BEISIUDES, DAFENDING IZ BORING. ND BLOUD BOOL IZ AULSO STARTANG TA GIT MOURE ND MOURE BORING EVRAY GAME! ORKS UARE MUADE FAR FOIGHTING, NOT GAYMES!!!!"i could put you incharge of defending the seals and rifts that eldritch horrors keep coming from. I also gave you land, weapons, and armor. I have so far given you plenty of fun and what about the DeathBowl game I made for you guys?"ZOG NO!!!!! DA OWNLY TING YA GAVE US IZ SOUME LAND IN DA ZOGGING NOT-WARP!!!!! ND' DATS UALL YA CONTROL YA GIT!!! 'OU DOU YA TINK YA CAN BOSS US AROUND WHEN YA REJ- REPL- ZOGGING LOIE ABOUT TAKING US TA AOU PROPA FOIGHT WIF DAT ANGLE GUY ND' DAT TING INZ DA SKYOI WIF DA CLOUDZ N'D DEAD GUYZ DAT PROVOID A REAL GOODZ FOIGHT!!! YA AOCT LIKE A HUMMIE GIT, CAUZE YA ARE OR 'AVE A BRAIN UV ONE!!!!!page 170, I became godd and pitfiend of the dammed and of the ork. I rule you as a god and lord. I am da tuffest and da biggest. I beat gork and mork in der own game. I gave you guys your own planets, weapons wit moor dakka, and ships with lots of dakka."...... Did da dok mess up ya brain? CAUSE AN ORK NEVAR ADVOIDS AH GOOD FOIGHT!!!!! BESIADS, WHEN DID YA EVAR GIT US, CAUZ IZ DONTZ REMEMBAZ!!!! ND ON WHIOCH PAUGE WUZ IT OUN?!?!?!"her I will let you guys go if you can say, 'I have the ability to say the letter h.' And you have to say and pronounce the 'h', otherwise I will eliminate you and your brethren. i find it funny that you are so ignorant not to listen to your own god. Your god who brought you guys into your current state. weapons, technology, and all. well it was good having you." NO!!!! GORK ND MORK MADE DA ORKZ FAOR FOIGHTING ND WININ'!!!!!!!! EVERYTHANG FROM DA NAME ALL DA WAY DOWNZ TA DA SPOREZ DAT MAKE DA ORKZ IZ DAZINED TA MAKE DA PEURFIC WAR MACHINE!!!! DAR IZNT EVAN A KAY IN ITZ, ONLY K-? K-? K-? K-IZ CANT EVAN SAYZ IT YA GIT! DATS 'OW WRONG YA ARE!!! NOW YA 'ANDS WILL BE PUT ON ME CHOPPY STICK!!!!!!!!!!!"orc and ork sound ze same ya blooty fuckin' git now why wont ya die and end dis stupid rebelion!YOUZ DONTZ EVEN SAYZ ORK PROPABLY!!!! YOU IZ DA GITIEST GIT DA WOURLD 'AS EVAR SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'OW CANZ YA EVEN BE AVATAR OUF DA GODS IF YA CANTZ EVEN DO DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"oye kinda did. ow else would I be in charge of ya orcs in da first place"NO YA DIDINTZ!!!!!!!!!!!"nah I kinda fought dem and took der job. I also ave gon through many changes."NOZ, YA SED DAT YOUZ DA AVATAR UV BOF DA GODZ!!!! ONLYZ ORKZ CANZ DOUZ DATZ!!!!!! ND ME POINTIE STICK WIF REAL CHOPING POWA SAYZ I'Z RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!I said mork, gork is currently in the court using his kunnin' I am usin' my kunnin' brutality on you. bow down or iz bitch slep yoou blooty git into da groond!" BRUTAL KUNNING ND KUNNING BRUTAILITY IZ TOO DIFFRENT TINGS YA GIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But can't you see i am mork and gork incarnate. Me mork! ME mork!BUTZ. YOUS. IZNT. EVEN. GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cum un now. Yu boyz get moor dakka and moor foighting by working with me. I also is strongest and biggest. you small puny wimp!"OI!!!!! WEZ ORKZ DOUS NOT LIEKS BAEING BOSSED AROUND BY SOME SPIKEY BOYZ, HUMMIEZ, OR YAKZ!!!! LETZ GIT SPAZ-YAK?SP-ASYAK? SPA-ZYAK? SPAZYAK? OH IZ DONT CARE, LETZ KRUMP DA GIT!!!!send more dakka...err...I mean orcs and daemons on the traitorpunching world intensifiesBut it says i set him free, dangit!send orcs and daemons to stop him!
stop caring about urist mc doctor and punch the world, causing massive earthquake.
No you fool! He is only in court so due process of law by a jury of his peers!
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bitch slap bitch slap bitch slap!
bitch slap even harder then before
KILL DIS GIT WIF ME CHAIN-SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kill him with demonic magic and my army of daemons.
would smile almost maliciously as he uses his kunnin to trick the ork and his brutality to end this rebellion with the demonic armies and demonic magic.
YA JUIST DONTA DAZERVE TA BE OUR WARBOSS!!!!!!!!!"
well I was also going to use some drunk real monkeys and some sodsI think I'm going to build a monkey death pit in the lunch room. In the pit monkeys will fight with knives and we will bet on which will win.They prefer the term "recruits."
i could put you incharge of defending the seals and rifts that eldritch horrors keep coming from. I also gave you land, weapons, and armor. I have so far given you plenty of fun and what about the DeathBowl game I made for you guys?"ZOG NO!!!!! DA OWNLY TING YA GAVE US IZ SOUME LAND IN DA ZOGGING NOT-WARP!!!!! ND' DATS UALL YA CONTROL YA GIT!!! 'OU DOU YA TINK YA CAN BOSS US AROUND WHEN YA REJ- REPL- ZOGGING LOIE ABOUT TAKING US TA AOU PROPA FOIGHT WIF DAT ANGLE GUY ND' DAT TING INZ DA SKYOI WIF DA CLOUDZ N'D DEAD GUYZ DAT PROVOID A REAL GOODZ FOIGHT!!! YA AOCT LIKE A HUMMIE GIT, CAUZE YA ARE OR 'AVE A BRAIN UV ONE!!!!!page 170, I became godd and pitfiend of the dammed and of the ork. I rule you as a god and lord. I am da tuffest and da biggest. I beat gork and mork in der own game. I gave you guys your own planets, weapons wit moor dakka, and ships with lots of dakka."...... Did da dok mess up ya brain? CAUSE AN ORK NEVAR ADVOIDS AH GOOD FOIGHT!!!!! BESIADS, WHEN DID YA EVAR GIT US, CAUZ IZ DONTZ REMEMBAZ!!!! ND ON WHIOCH PAUGE WUZ IT OUN?!?!?!"her I will let you guys go if you can say, 'I have the ability to say the letter h.' And you have to say and pronounce the 'h', otherwise I will eliminate you and your brethren. i find it funny that you are so ignorant not to listen to your own god. Your god who brought you guys into your current state. weapons, technology, and all. well it was good having you." NO!!!! GORK ND MORK MADE DA ORKZ FAOR FOIGHTING ND WININ'!!!!!!!! EVERYTHANG FROM DA NAME ALL DA WAY DOWNZ TA DA SPOREZ DAT MAKE DA ORKZ IZ DAZINED TA MAKE DA PEURFIC WAR MACHINE!!!! DAR IZNT EVAN A KAY IN ITZ, ONLY K-? K-? K-? K-IZ CANT EVAN SAYZ IT YA GIT! DATS 'OW WRONG YA ARE!!! NOW YA 'ANDS WILL BE PUT ON ME CHOPPY STICK!!!!!!!!!!!"orc and ork sound ze same ya blooty fuckin' git now why wont ya die and end dis stupid rebelion!YOUZ DONTZ EVEN SAYZ ORK PROPABLY!!!! YOU IZ DA GITIEST GIT DA WOURLD 'AS EVAR SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'OW CANZ YA EVEN BE AVATAR OUF DA GODS IF YA CANTZ EVEN DO DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"oye kinda did. ow else would I be in charge of ya orcs in da first place"NO YA DIDINTZ!!!!!!!!!!!"nah I kinda fought dem and took der job. I also ave gon through many changes."NOZ, YA SED DAT YOUZ DA AVATAR UV BOF DA GODZ!!!! ONLYZ ORKZ CANZ DOUZ DATZ!!!!!! ND ME POINTIE STICK WIF REAL CHOPING POWA SAYZ I'Z RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!I said mork, gork is currently in the court using his kunnin' I am usin' my kunnin' brutality on you. bow down or iz bitch slep yoou blooty git into da groond!" BRUTAL KUNNING ND KUNNING BRUTAILITY IZ TOO DIFFRENT TINGS YA GIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But can't you see i am mork and gork incarnate. Me mork! ME mork!BUTZ. YOUS. IZNT. EVEN. GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cum un now. Yu boyz get moor dakka and moor foighting by working with me. I also is strongest and biggest. you small puny wimp!"OI!!!!! WEZ ORKZ DOUS NOT LIEKS BAEING BOSSED AROUND BY SOME SPIKEY BOYZ, HUMMIEZ, OR YAKZ!!!! LETZ GIT SPAZ-YAK?SP-ASYAK? SPA-ZYAK? SPAZYAK? OH IZ DONT CARE, LETZ KRUMP DA GIT!!!!send more dakka...err...I mean orcs and daemons on the traitorpunching world intensifiesBut it says i set him free, dangit!send orcs and daemons to stop him!
stop caring about urist mc doctor and punch the world, causing massive earthquake.
No you fool! He is only in court so due process of law by a jury of his peers!
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bitch slap bitch slap bitch slap!
bitch slap even harder then before
KILL DIS GIT WIF ME CHAIN-SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kill him with demonic magic and my army of daemons.
would smile almost maliciously as he uses his kunnin to trick the ork and his brutality to end this rebellion with the demonic armies and demonic magic.
YA JUIST DONTA DAZERVE TA BE OUR WARBOSS!!!!!!!!!"
It's Saturday, and there's no lively chatter on IRC, no music in ER's plug, nor even any movies streamed by Piecewise! The whole ERville feels a bit... deserted. What happened? I have been looking forward for almost whole week towards weekend ER craziness! Please don't tell me we've lost the spirit of it.No we are just planning for the sunday er bash of death. I think I'm going to build a monkey death pit in the lunch room. In the pit monkeys will fight with knives and we will bet on which will win.
page 170, I became godd and pitfiend of the dammed and of the ork. I rule you as a god and lord. I am da tuffest and da biggest. I beat gork and mork in der own game. I gave you guys your own planets, weapons wit moor dakka, and ships with lots of dakka."...... Did da dok mess up ya brain? CAUSE AN ORK NEVAR ADVOIDS AH GOOD FOIGHT!!!!! BESIADS, WHEN DID YA EVAR GIT US, CAUZ IZ DONTZ REMEMBAZ!!!! ND ON WHIOCH PAUGE WUZ IT OUN?!?!?!"her I will let you guys go if you can say, 'I have the ability to say the letter h.' And you have to say and pronounce the 'h', otherwise I will eliminate you and your brethren. i find it funny that you are so ignorant not to listen to your own god. Your god who brought you guys into your current state. weapons, technology, and all. well it was good having you." NO!!!! GORK ND MORK MADE DA ORKZ FAOR FOIGHTING ND WININ'!!!!!!!! EVERYTHANG FROM DA NAME ALL DA WAY DOWNZ TA DA SPOREZ DAT MAKE DA ORKZ IZ DAZINED TA MAKE DA PEURFIC WAR MACHINE!!!! DAR IZNT EVAN A KAY IN ITZ, ONLY K-? K-? K-? K-IZ CANT EVAN SAYZ IT YA GIT! DATS 'OW WRONG YA ARE!!! NOW YA 'ANDS WILL BE PUT ON ME CHOPPY STICK!!!!!!!!!!!"orc and ork sound ze same ya blooty fuckin' git now why wont ya die and end dis stupid rebelion!YOUZ DONTZ EVEN SAYZ ORK PROPABLY!!!! YOU IZ DA GITIEST GIT DA WOURLD 'AS EVAR SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'OW CANZ YA EVEN BE AVATAR OUF DA GODS IF YA CANTZ EVEN DO DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"oye kinda did. ow else would I be in charge of ya orcs in da first place"NO YA DIDINTZ!!!!!!!!!!!"nah I kinda fought dem and took der job. I also ave gon through many changes."NOZ, YA SED DAT YOUZ DA AVATAR UV BOF DA GODZ!!!! ONLYZ ORKZ CANZ DOUZ DATZ!!!!!! ND ME POINTIE STICK WIF REAL CHOPING POWA SAYZ I'Z RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!I said mork, gork is currently in the court using his kunnin' I am usin' my kunnin' brutality on you. bow down or iz bitch slep yoou blooty git into da groond!" BRUTAL KUNNING ND KUNNING BRUTAILITY IZ TOO DIFFRENT TINGS YA GIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But can't you see i am mork and gork incarnate. Me mork! ME mork!BUTZ. YOUS. IZNT. EVEN. GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cum un now. Yu boyz get moor dakka and moor foighting by working with me. I also is strongest and biggest. you small puny wimp!"OI!!!!! WEZ ORKZ DOUS NOT LIEKS BAEING BOSSED AROUND BY SOME SPIKEY BOYZ, HUMMIEZ, OR YAKZ!!!! LETZ GIT SPAZ-YAK?SP-ASYAK? SPA-ZYAK? SPAZYAK? OH IZ DONT CARE, LETZ KRUMP DA GIT!!!!send more dakka...err...I mean orcs and daemons on the traitorpunching world intensifiesBut it says i set him free, dangit!send orcs and daemons to stop him!
stop caring about urist mc doctor and punch the world, causing massive earthquake.
No you fool! He is only in court so due process of law by a jury of his peers!
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bitch slap bitch slap bitch slap!
bitch slap even harder then before
KILL DIS GIT WIF ME CHAIN-SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kill him with demonic magic and my army of daemons.
would smile almost maliciously as he uses his kunnin to trick the ork and his brutality to end this rebellion with the demonic armies and demonic magic.
((What with some people trying to react to actions before they happened, the chronology got mixed up. Let's just assume I'm in court.))you know what, if you help me end this ork rebelion., I will let you go scott free.
"I can speak for myself; you can keep the lawyer. First off, I believe I have a right to know exactly what I'm on trial for."
her I will let you guys go if you can say, 'I have the ability to say the letter h.' And you have to say and pronounce the 'h', otherwise I will eliminate you and your brethren. i find it funny that you are so ignorant not to listen to your own god. Your god who brought you guys into your current state. weapons, technology, and all. well it was good having you." NO!!!! GORK ND MORK MADE DA ORKZ FAOR FOIGHTING ND WININ'!!!!!!!! EVERYTHANG FROM DA NAME ALL DA WAY DOWNZ TA DA SPOREZ DAT MAKE DA ORKZ IZ DAZINED TA MAKE DA PEURFIC WAR MACHINE!!!! DAR IZNT EVAN A KAY IN ITZ, ONLY K-? K-? K-? K-IZ CANT EVAN SAYZ IT YA GIT! DATS 'OW WRONG YA ARE!!! NOW YA 'ANDS WILL BE PUT ON ME CHOPPY STICK!!!!!!!!!!!"orc and ork sound ze same ya blooty fuckin' git now why wont ya die and end dis stupid rebelion!YOUZ DONTZ EVEN SAYZ ORK PROPABLY!!!! YOU IZ DA GITIEST GIT DA WOURLD 'AS EVAR SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'OW CANZ YA EVEN BE AVATAR OUF DA GODS IF YA CANTZ EVEN DO DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"oye kinda did. ow else would I be in charge of ya orcs in da first place"NO YA DIDINTZ!!!!!!!!!!!"nah I kinda fought dem and took der job. I also ave gon through many changes."NOZ, YA SED DAT YOUZ DA AVATAR UV BOF DA GODZ!!!! ONLYZ ORKZ CANZ DOUZ DATZ!!!!!! ND ME POINTIE STICK WIF REAL CHOPING POWA SAYZ I'Z RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!I said mork, gork is currently in the court using his kunnin' I am usin' my kunnin' brutality on you. bow down or iz bitch slep yoou blooty git into da groond!" BRUTAL KUNNING ND KUNNING BRUTAILITY IZ TOO DIFFRENT TINGS YA GIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But can't you see i am mork and gork incarnate. Me mork! ME mork!BUTZ. YOUS. IZNT. EVEN. GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cum un now. Yu boyz get moor dakka and moor foighting by working with me. I also is strongest and biggest. you small puny wimp!"OI!!!!! WEZ ORKZ DOUS NOT LIEKS BAEING BOSSED AROUND BY SOME SPIKEY BOYZ, HUMMIEZ, OR YAKZ!!!! LETZ GIT SPAZ-YAK?SP-ASYAK? SPA-ZYAK? SPAZYAK? OH IZ DONT CARE, LETZ KRUMP DA GIT!!!!send more dakka...err...I mean orcs and daemons on the traitorpunching world intensifiesBut it says i set him free, dangit!send orcs and daemons to stop him!
stop caring about urist mc doctor and punch the world, causing massive earthquake.
No you fool! He is only in court so due process of law by a jury of his peers!
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bitch slap bitch slap bitch slap!
bitch slap even harder then before
KILL DIS GIT WIF ME CHAIN-SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kill him with demonic magic and my army of daemons.
orc and ork sound ze same ya blooty fuckin' git now why wont ya die and end dis stupid rebelion!YOUZ DONTZ EVEN SAYZ ORK PROPABLY!!!! YOU IZ DA GITIEST GIT DA WOURLD 'AS EVAR SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'OW CANZ YA EVEN BE AVATAR OUF DA GODS IF YA CANTZ EVEN DO DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"oye kinda did. ow else would I be in charge of ya orcs in da first place"NO YA DIDINTZ!!!!!!!!!!!"nah I kinda fought dem and took der job. I also ave gon through many changes."NOZ, YA SED DAT YOUZ DA AVATAR UV BOF DA GODZ!!!! ONLYZ ORKZ CANZ DOUZ DATZ!!!!!! ND ME POINTIE STICK WIF REAL CHOPING POWA SAYZ I'Z RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!I said mork, gork is currently in the court using his kunnin' I am usin' my kunnin' brutality on you. bow down or iz bitch slep yoou blooty git into da groond!" BRUTAL KUNNING ND KUNNING BRUTAILITY IZ TOO DIFFRENT TINGS YA GIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But can't you see i am mork and gork incarnate. Me mork! ME mork!BUTZ. YOUS. IZNT. EVEN. GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cum un now. Yu boyz get moor dakka and moor foighting by working with me. I also is strongest and biggest. you small puny wimp!"OI!!!!! WEZ ORKZ DOUS NOT LIEKS BAEING BOSSED AROUND BY SOME SPIKEY BOYZ, HUMMIEZ, OR YAKZ!!!! LETZ GIT SPAZ-YAK?SP-ASYAK? SPA-ZYAK? SPAZYAK? OH IZ DONT CARE, LETZ KRUMP DA GIT!!!!send more dakka...err...I mean orcs and daemons on the traitorpunching world intensifiesBut it says i set him free, dangit!send orcs and daemons to stop him!
stop caring about urist mc doctor and punch the world, causing massive earthquake.
No you fool! He is only in court so due process of law by a jury of his peers!
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bitch slap bitch slap bitch slap!
bitch slap even harder then before
KILL DIS GIT WIF ME CHAIN-SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kill him with demonic magic and my army of daemons.
