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Quote from: spazyak on April 25, 2015, 06:42:28 pm

so am I slowly becoming the field medic or what?

you aren't.
the MCP suit works on pressure, it's already doing most of the work for you.

oh ok, good. good.

Quote from: spazyak on April 25, 2015, 03:34:53 pm

I had a dwarf get bit by a were bison. I put him in the hospital and blocked the entrances, at one child dwarf got stuck in it and didn't get killed when he changed oddly enough, and later starved. I went to replace one of the walls with a fortification so my archer squad could kill him, My best archers wandered inside when the fortification was built. The dwarf turned and immediately charged and killed one of my two legendary marksdwarves. The other shot him in the knee knocking the wereurist over. from there the mark dwarves opened fire on him. about halfway through the pincushioning he changed back. other dwarve saw the guards and attack them. while the archer inside finished off the weredwarf. the rest fought and killed 17 of my citizens including a legendary miner. My one high up spear dwarf was strangled and killed by a miner and a sword dwarf received a pickax to the arm but recovered.
Now my fortress is covered not only with elf and coyote blood and guts, but also dwarf ones. My fort is falling apart and my construction room is filled with miasma. this is worse then even the first were attack.

You can carve fortifications in constructed walls.

I can?! AHHHHHH I lost a legendary marksdwarf for nothing.

The great forces of Miami charge onto the field in an attempt to end this conflict that ravages their city and interrupts their drug trade

((First up missed my +1 (though I think it only applies to fire magic) (which means action 1 should still have gotten it.)))

"Alright. The University of Pyromancy is now the University of Elemancy. I will aid you as long as what you require is not against my greater wishes."

Teach advanced fire magic to advanced pyromancers, and have advanced pyromancers teach the less skilled ones. Lightning archon gets to teach lightning magic if she bombards the Swarm with lightning bolts.

you succeed in teaching the pyromancers to be stronger and the stronger ones teach the weaker one  (giving you this to make up for forgetting the +1 plus random.org gave you  a five any ways) but not before a new initiate burns part of the library.
3. done she agrees
5 vs 3 a great blast of electrical energy devistates part of the swarm

JUST USE THE GEYSER AS A SUBSTITUTE UNTIL WE CAN BECOME TYRANID-LIKE AT LEAST.

3. using the gas you mutate your swarm into something like the tyranids, but not before a great burst destroys part of your swarm and a pesky little paladin  charges into your swarm cutting a bloody swath through it

Quote from: Nosaneinme on April 22, 2015, 08:24:23 pm

Then get holy battle armor, To Time for an Holy way against to scyher threat, Javir Give us Gold and Fortune, Spead the faith with the blade

Quote

My armour is prosperity,My shield is gold,My sword is Wealthy and skill

by Javir,Himself

4. You charge in your holy armor.
6 vs 3 YOu and your paladins charge and cut a path into the swarm, you sing out chants of javir. off in the distance you hear communist pigs propaganda
((sorry I need to stop using my ipad as it is glitchy))

6. oh and the paranoia is not permanent, just going to get worse before it subsides.
4+1 vs 5+1 oh and as you start to get to the center of the swarm a great burst of energy blast near you but your armor allows you to shrug it off with ease

I had a dwarf get bit by a were bison. I put him in the hospital and blocked the entrances, at one child dwarf got stuck in it and didn't get killed when he changed oddly enough, and later starved. I went to replace one of the walls with a fortification so my archer squad could kill him, My best archers wandered inside when the fortification was built. The dwarf turned and immediately charged and killed one of my two legendary marksdwarves. The other shot him in the knee knocking the wereurist over. from there the mark dwarves opened fire on him. about halfway through the pincushioning he changed back. other dwarve saw the guards and attack them. while the archer inside finished off the weredwarf. the rest fought and killed 17 of my citizens including a legendary miner. My one high up spear dwarf was strangled and killed by a miner and a sword dwarf received a pickax to the arm but recovered.
Now my fortress is covered not only with elf and coyote blood and guts, but also dwarf ones. My fort is falling apart and my construction room is filled with miasma. this is worse then even the first were attack.

Quote from: spazyak on April 21, 2015, 12:43:45 pm

Ok posting to watch this, the whole reason I made an account

Welcome to the club of people who made an account because of TLCM!

Yay! Can I get a cookie?

woops clicked wrong ooc