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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 20: Snapdragon Team
« on: April 24, 2015, 09:31:45 am »
Hasala glances back at his team and realizes something. "...Both teams, the use of Gauss and other kinetic weapons simultaneously with laser weaponry is now authorized, if the number of targets exceeds 6 per team or the targets attempt to ram the jeeps.

John, you want to lend your Gauss rifle to Yaroslav for a bit?
Konrad, that includes your Pawn, but keep driving for now. Unlock the Gunnerbots if the first volley doesn't take down most of them."
((As in, next turn.))
so if a pn enemy appears we have permission to shoot? Ok!
continue looking for enemies and discrepancies in the ground

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to do what you want-the zerg and the bees
« on: April 23, 2015, 08:22:17 pm »
Teach more people fire magic at the University of Pyromancy, now established. I said call in a favor from the lightning archon, not the lightning achron. Two completely different things.
my bad but you know what I meant.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to do what you want-the zerg and the bees
« on: April 23, 2015, 07:32:32 pm »
on umbra create the forest of shadow, a forest where there is no day, only night and twilight
1. you fail to create a forest, instead the planet is of rugged marsh land mixed with jungle

Then get holy battle armor, To Time for an Holy way against to scyher threat, Javir Give us Gold and Fortune, Spead the faith with the blade

Quote
My armour is prosperity,My shield is gold,My sword is Wealthy and skill
by Javir,Himself
3. Armor get!
6. You start your holy war with great  success but quickly you even start to find the unclean among you, all unclean! all are not perfect. all must be purged!
3. despite the resistance and your new found paranoia you spread your religion

"Enough with this."

Call in a favor from my sister the lightning archon, have her zap the swarm into nothingness. As for me, continue teaching fire magic to the humans. And where'd my +1 go?
((sorry for missing +1 for goddship)))
1+1. the lightning achron seems to be busy and kinda grumpy.
2+1 you do manage to teach fire magick to many a person.
the university of fire is born!

Recreate "Animal Farm".
2. sadly other pigs are more into capitalist, fat capitalist pigs!

FIND OUT WHAT ROLE VESPEEN GAS PLAYS IN USING BIOMASS TO CREATE AN ORGANISM
2+1. I guess it helps you with minerals or what ever...but hey you do see a geyser near by...even though you probably could continue with out it, the nagging voice says other wise.

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"GOOD LUCK, WHAT'S-YOUR-NAME. GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED."
TRANSPORT THRONE, SELF AND NIDILAP (THE MINIGUN) INTO NEARBY ESCAPE POD, BLAST OFF TO CONVENIENT LOCALE

UNLESS OF COURSE SL4CKER FAILS TO COMMANDEER THE SHIP, IN WHICH CASE JUST SLAM THE THRONE DOWN ON TOP OF THE DEAD GUY (RECENTLY INHABITED BY POKETWO) AND GET COMFY ON TOP OF IT.

in my sweet computer voice remenicent of Hal "you might want to get out f that ship, it would be a shame to see such usefulness go up in nuclear fire."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to spend points
« on: April 23, 2015, 07:21:48 pm »
start religion based around me, also start taking down the swarm and containing it for personal use

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Then pray Javir Come save Me and his People a
1. Hello the line you have called is busy you have been placed on hold, you are currently: 50'th in line. If you would like to leave a message, press 1, if you would like to report a potential heresy, press 2, if you would like to speak with an official representative, press 3. If you need spiritual advice, press 5. If the church you have received is defective or has stopped working in the last 3 months, press #. If you would like to leave a message, press 6 thank you for your patients
jazz plays

create 2 more

 the first one shall be called centrum
the second is umbra
the third is lux


3. And this they are borne, but life has yet to exist on them.

CREATE SPAWNING POOLS(THINK TYRANID HIVE) THAT CONVERT BIOMASS TO MORE TROOPS
CREATE SPAWNING POOLS(THINK TYRANID HIVE) THAT CONVERT BIOMASS TO MORE TROOPS
3. You make the spawning pool but when you go to build a unit a voice is heard shouting "you need more VESPEEN gas!"

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 20: Snapdragon Team
« on: April 22, 2015, 07:41:19 pm »
look around us from the passenger jeep and examine for any baddies, also wonder if the cat lady would like cat treats

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 20: Snapdragon Team
« on: April 21, 2015, 09:04:56 pm »
@spazyak "thanks billy by the way what's your name?"
zoltan

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 20: Snapdragon Team
« on: April 21, 2015, 06:24:56 pm »
"yo driver can we check the ground? And Dude who was gonna fire off the microwave thingy can you tell me if you see the ground moving I'd rather I not die by penis." Wait for driver to stop if he does and (spazyak) agrees to look out check to see if we're still heading in the right direction by cutting into ground to find nerves, but stay in the jeep just kinda lean out the door. If (spazyak) or I notice some thing that definitely is not okay ie. ground is displaced and is coming towards me,  pull head and body back in jeep as quickly as possible and close door.
-EDIT-
I'll do as he says

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Ok posting to watch this, the whole reason I made an account

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 20: Snapdragon Team
« on: April 21, 2015, 08:38:46 am »
((So I'm in team b)))?
how much farther I want to get away from those alien penis monsters and actually do some fighting

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to spend points
« on: April 21, 2015, 08:35:58 am »
respAwn as he emperor and reclaim my lost items and work on warp engines, I must warn the others of the swarm!

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create 2 more

 the first one shall be called centrum
the second is umbra
the third is lux

create what, again?

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the servants of nurgle are fighting the swarm inflicting losses, they are referring to them as tyranids while the gamers call them zerg....for some reason

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"Why am I such a magical failure!"

I would try to weaken my magic, but I don't trust that I wouldn't get a 5 then. So instead, teach fire magic to several humans, making them my acolytes.

((Query: Do gods and whatnot gain power from worshippers?))
1. no, no you wouldn't but luckily this one doesn't count
3. you succeed to start the religion of fire but there are those who resist change. plus I'm prety sure that the swarm consuming some of your acolytes doesn't help

Now Base in Mine, I Peach to the People, Mami is Worth my Mass
4. you start to spread the religion but alas the preexisting church and members of the burning church resist and even before you can finish the swarm starts to consume all in sight, the clouds darken.

CONSUME ALL IN MIAMI
6. you consume  a chunk of the city, sadly you loose a bunch of your swarm in the process as the city fights back.
6

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