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I would go play DF instead.

What would you do if your base blew up for no reason after 30 seconds of gameplay?

Drake is busy wandering the corridors searching for anything that needs a good beating, yelling at or patting on the back.

Granted, but Toady removes that smiley from the forum due to posters abusing it, and now nobody can post questions in the Gameplay Questions forum and as such thousands of innocent dwarves die. Well, at least more so than usual.

I wish I was back on this forum.

[ June 02, 2008: Message edited by: Dark ]

Granted! But then a freak accident involving cheesy superhuman powers and mass paranoia causes every school in the country to shift into another dimension, vanishing forever. However this causes a massive rampage of giddy school-hooligans that crush you underfoot as they run all over the place, including up walls and through the air at 45 degree angles.

I wish for the most ordinary present ever.

@Lightning. That was the single most wisest thing I have heard this year.

I wish Lightning4 could attain true peace and harmony.

Granted, you never have any homework anymore. As an added bonus neither does anybody else.

I wish my thousand wishes would each come true.  :cool:

Ping! All tortilla chips are now the exact same triangular shape, with razor sharp edges and atomic points. Better be careful eating em or you'll get a papercut on the inside of your throat! Muahahaha!

I wish I had an item of incredible worth, claimed without breaking any laws, which includes but is not restricted to theft and murder. Without hurting any people, or their feelings, especially people who may be potentially lethal to my health. Finally this object must be impossible to destroy or lose, without being stuck to me, in me or floating in the air around me. Impossibility to lose includes theft by others, if you're wondering, it cannot be misplaced either. The item itself cannot be dangerous or lethal to anyone, especially myself, my family, people I care about and any pets I may happen to own now or in the future. Its worth must be incredible, as in very very large, in both my native currency and in terms of useabillity, it must be able to preform useful actions and if need be, sold for, as said, an incredible amount of money. Range it in the millions of euros worth. Its powers must not be simply 'useful' but also practical. While making me a sandwich is a useful power, it must be able to build my a fortress as well, or other similar practical skill.

Thats all I can think of, hope yah corrupt this wish so I find out what I missed.  

Your wish has come true! You no longer adapt to caves and stop vomiting when you go outside. However you are now adapted to the outdoors and vomit whenever you go inside.

I wish someone would join my community adventurer.

[ February 01, 2008: Message edited by: Dark ]