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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Gimme Your Best Worst Artifacts
« on: December 11, 2016, 04:34:20 pm »
Artifacts are usually just a mishmash of random imagery and decorations. This is what I consider a "bad" artifact.
Some of these rise above the call of mediocrity and become awesome legendary weapons, armor, or furniture,
such as a bed made entirely of diamond my gem guy pumped out.
It thoroughly pleased my local noble, to the point where the bed alone made for a 'royal' room.
Others, however, excel in their awfulness.
Enter Clenchedshade, the llama wool thong.
Personally, I find the spikes of wool to be overkill.
Clearly, anybody donning an iron-studded thong is to be feared by default with or without additional spikes.
It's called Clenchedshade, for Urist's sake!
Some of these rise above the call of mediocrity and become awesome legendary weapons, armor, or furniture,
such as a bed made entirely of diamond my gem guy pumped out.
It thoroughly pleased my local noble, to the point where the bed alone made for a 'royal' room.
Others, however, excel in their awfulness.
Enter Clenchedshade, the llama wool thong.
Personally, I find the spikes of wool to be overkill.
Clearly, anybody donning an iron-studded thong is to be feared by default with or without additional spikes.
It's called Clenchedshade, for Urist's sake!