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Alphonso surveyed the devastation he had wrought.  "Ah, too many are simply unable to appreciate beauty.  But everyone deserves to experience it nonetheless, and I shall bring it to them."

Take the act on the road.  I will not rest until my unique and beautiful voice rings through the streets of every city.

You decide to take your newfound talents on a Grand tour in which people pay you to sing (Chances are they will pay you to never open your mouth again)

Respawn as a harmless pigeon.  Fly around looking for a beautiful vehicle that I can....decorate.

On your way through town you see a harmless pigeon that is not  running away from your music. You decide to befriend it and name it...
We have our second party member guys. We can now make 2 actions per a turn!!! (For once we rolled  a 5 on the RTD)

"~Oh I... once knew a girl from Shatonee
That knew how to, uh, eat corn for free.  You see...~

Sing those magic sea shanties all around town.  Share my power with the world!

I pity the world. Oh, and all of the windows in the town instantly shatter.(Along with every mirror, my ear drums, and every inch of sanity I have left. Surely everybody but yourself has roled a 1 followed by a 3)

"The pole, eh?  That'd be 100 bucks.  But I'll give you a discount if you slap yourself with this cod and walk around a bit.  For the advertising, you see."

Offer generous discount to potential pole customer in return for advertising.  Research new product idea: poles made from fish heads to be sold cheaply to brothels for use in pole dancing.

The stupid man agrees to the offer but just as you hand him the pole, you begin to disappear. When you reappear back at the fish market, you realize that the customer is gone. Also you no longer appear to be a fish salesman. You appear to have merged with your customer into a new form entirely. Who knows what new powers you may have gained...

Um I might as well add my RTD into the library:

On a Role to Die(A game of Death and Destruction)
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=152186.0
Description: An RTD where the dice (and spinners) are most likely stacked against you resulting in many deaths very quickly. WARNING: no one currently playing this game has any idea what is going on. Not even the GM

And if I'm aloud to nominate and vote for my own game. then: +1

Buy the pole

You ask the shop clerk if you can buy the pole. He says yes and you end up buying a pole for $100. Then you start pole dancing. Suddenly a thought occurs to you: "This is stupid a big waist of time.

"Don't do what?  Don't do what??  I can only assume you mean, 'don't disappoint your adoring fans.'"

Swallow fire.  While trapezing through the air.  On the back of a Shetland pony.  With eyes closed.

You attempt to do just that. Don't you know that your delusional and only believe you can swallow fire. You can't swallow fire. So instead you just automatically role a 1 on the RTD follwed by a 4. You are dead. Remember, Smoky the bear says only you can prevent forest fires.

Respawn as a middle-aged blind man.

Hang out in the town

I get home from work and go to bed.

You decide that maybe you should make your way back to the cabin on top of the mountain. Then you see the cabin begin to fall of the mountain in your direction. It seems that home is coming to you

Well, there's a town. Time for a doctor's appointment. I think I got a cold.

You begin to run for the town away from the house (which incidentally lands on a Witch leaving only the witch's shoes intact[main character not effected by this directly])