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GRUMBLE GRUMBLEGrumble Grumble Grumble.... Hey, this is kinda fun!
"Damnit Sard, I have a question, how many storm troopers can you shoot in 10 seconds?"The Assassin Droid bend in darkness best he can, and make sure that stealthily use of his basterChauncey attempts to take the blaster from the droid "If you are going through with this, then you may as well dump yourself out the airlock now, this, is, INSANE!" Chauncey says, slapping the droid with each word "And I just met you, so don't die through insanity."
"Okay, That ambush you want right... hide in the shadow where I can't be seen"
Sard dismiss "I'm here to solve this mission, Fear is only mindkiller"
The Assassin Droid bend in darkness best he can, and make sure that stealthily use of his basterChauncey attempts to take the blaster from the droid "If you are going through with this, then you may as well dump yourself out the airlock now, this, is, INSANE!" Chauncey says, slapping the droid with each word "And I just met you, so don't die through insanity."
"Okay, That ambush you want right... hide in the shadow where I can't be seen"
"Yes sir." Chauncey then turns around, turns off the microphone, and says "No, we are not going to do that, there are over 9000 stormtrooper on that thing, we have to be subtle, it's like none of you read my book, "How to rob an imperial star destroyer."You hear some quiet chatter in the background: (he doesn't know that Palpatine is dead? I suppose that makes us sure they aren't rebels. but do you think we can trust these imbiciles? inaudible responce) The man talks again: "No. You may not loot anything. You don't even know what kind of work you are doing. If you so desire, I can have my mechanics look at your ship and try to fix the bits of it that haven't already fallen off. Now no more chatter. I want all crew to be at the door and unarmed when you open up. And don't even think about hiding some crew members. We have life-form scanners and we know that there are 4 of you there. Three of my special operatives will come aboard your ship and an officer will brief you. We will reward you handsomely after you return here. Understood?
"But the last battle of hoth was 200 years ago..... But back to business, I am loyal to Emperor Palpatine, and thus will accept your mission, on the condition we get to loot while we do it."
Suntribus opens his present, getting out a specially made present-opener device, which promptly explodes, then doing it by hand."Oh no, you set it to self destruction mode! Not Wrapper Destruction mode!"
"And that thing set me back nearly a million souls... I could have bought a spacedragon with that... carbon-neutral present opening, they said, investment of a lifetime, they said... bah!"
