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Roll EightHawk132 gives a passionate speech about properly respecting the dead, even comparing it to art, while also accusing Beirus of unlawful behavior. He finishes his speech by claiming that Beirus and his followers can only gain his forgiveness by committing suicide (9+3+2+2vs6+4+3+2+3+2), but Beirus' followers are unfazed by the speech, nine of them rushing over to Hawk132 to grab him! Hawk132, seeing that diplomatic options have failed, chooses to practice his soccer maneuvers on his pursuers (9+3vs7), kicking (3) three of them to the ground and evading the rest!
Nunziller asks the clerk at the cycling store if he can use his phone (1), but the clerk refuses. He exits the cycling store and is surprised to see several people crowded around Person. Nunziller asks around if he can borrow a phone (9+2), and a nice lady simply gives him a used cellphone as a gift. The sermon spoken by Person caused her to feel extra charitable! Nunziller wastes no time calling Mobikom [8], easily contacting the hire-ups and confirming the money transfer. Moving quickly, Nunziller gets on his bike for a smooth ride to the bank (6), making it 3/4ths of the way. (Nunziller will arrive at the bank next turn)
Andres just stands in the bank, staring at his large sum of money. It seems too good to be true. As Andres imagines all the great stuff he can buy, he notices a strange pain in his chest. (Andres will die of heart failure if he doesn't post an action before the next turn)
Hiddenleafguy stands in the control room, paying close attention. While he listens to Hawk132's passionate rebuttal (5vs3+3+2+2), Hiddenleafguy can't help but wonder if his ally can actually be trusted. He could betray Hiddenleafguy at any moment! As traitorous thoughts enter Hiddenleafguy's mind, he notices a sharp pain in his chest. (Hiddenleafguy will die of heart failure if he doesn't post an action before the next turn)
Meanwhile, Person realizes that blatant thievery isn't the answer to his problems. Begging is! He walks out of the bank, stands on the sidewalk, and starts preaching about how good catholics adhere to good morals and donate regularly (8+2+2+3). 15 people form a crowd and surround Person, listening and nodding in agreement. Person concludes his sermon by asking for donations to support himself, resulting in Person being given (3*15) $45 in cash!
At the cycling store, H4zardZ1 decides his niece's new bike can wait. He wants to see the sights! H4zardZ1 exits the cycling store and starts looking around town for interesting places to visit. As H4zardZ1 walks around town, he discovers (1) one new place to visit, a Museum with an exciting new Beetle Exhibit! It's even free to the public! H4zardZ1 casually moseys into the museum to check out the new exhibit.
Back at the prison, Beirus uses the PA system to give another psychologically manipulative speech to his dancing crusaders, telling them that Hawk132 needs to die because of his non-Christian methods of mourning (6+4+3+2+3+2vs9+3+2+2). The crusaders are unfazed by Hawk132's rebuttal and (9) nine of them attempt to grab Hawk132, but he escapes their clutches, kicking several of his pursuers down to the ground in the process. However, as Beirus himself hears Hawk132's rebuttal from the control room (8vs2+3+2+2), he feels mild guilt over his actions!
NAV looks around for someone nearby who can publish his amazing video (7), and finds a publisher within Beirus' crowd of followers. He asks the man if he can help publish his amazing footage (4), and the publisher agrees, but only if NAV pays his firm ((9+4)*100) $1300 dollars to cover the costs!
Player Name: Beirus
Articles:
1.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salsa_criolla2.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princeton_Evangelical_Fellowship3.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheryl_Barrymore4.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embassy_of_Angola_in_Washington,_D.C.
5.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantin_Br%C3%A2ncoveanu_University6.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorstenia_caimitensisStatus: Feeling guilty (-1 to all actions until the end of next turn)
Assets: Pistol (8 rounds, 6 spare), baton, bowl of salsa, a Haitian herb
Abilities: +4 to Christianity, +3 to English dancing, +2 to managing, +3 to diplomacy, +2 to psychology.
Currently: In a control room inspiring religious crusades, with 30 people in them, 8 of which have weapons, and 3 of which have been kicked to the ground.
Convicts arriving in 1 turn.
The location(s) found by H4zardZ1 were determined via the following random wikipedia articles:
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clivina_talpaI'm assuming that Beirus' control room provides video and audio surveillance, since he's using it to order his followers around and responding to his opponents' actions.
Continuity gaffes: For Nunziller's action, I thought that Person was close enough to the cycling shop that Nunziller would see him and his crowd. However, I forgot that Person was actually outside the bank. During the next turn, Nunziller passes by Person again on his way to the bank. To fix this, just pretend that Nunziller didn't see the bank behind Person and just rode around town in circles until he ended up back where he started.
Hawk132: 10
Andres: 8
Nunzillor: 10
NAV: 2
Hiddenleafguy: 7
Beirus: 3
Person: 7
H4zardZ1:7
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