$50 dorfbucks says the Queen is actually a kobold with great bluff, persuasion, comedy, and mime skills who got caught trying on the crown and other accoutrements of office but was able to play it off through dumb luck and has remained in power, skulking around the throne room wondering what the hell is going on for years now.
Everybody agrees that her lack of crazy demands, thoughtful nature, and willingness to defer to the wisdom of her court made her the best monarch in recent memory.
All hail Queen Jribulis!
There's a line between what's funny and what's stupid. That went over the line in the general direction of stupidity, and kept on going so far that it looped back around to being in the funny zone again, possibly taking a detour through "has to be true" territory. Unfortunately, it kept on going and went back into stupid territory where Ravenousambush The Deadly Majesty, a Jungle Titan that takes the form of a colossal fire breathing leopard with 8 legs and 6 eyes, swatted it down.
Clearly, the queen is just an ardent worshipper of Bloody Stonetusk who cannot tolerate differences in culture, lifestyle or appearance, is completely closed-minded and never changes her mind after forming an initial idea, disdains even the best advice of associates and family, relying strictly on her own counsel and tends to be a little tight with resources when working on projects. A long time ago, she realized that turning milk into cheese was an inefficient way of increasing the average value of the food supply so she decreed that it would simply never be done in Shielddawn again. Cowsea is warning us that the queen won't be very receptive to our gift which we made ourselves in her fort. In fact she might be offended....
But enough of that.
Misty, go milk 4 more cows so that you can make a stack of 5 cheese in one job.