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Asked out dem master crafted sock loving gurl. While it did not work out into relationship, everything is pretty fine.
Actualy, women dont spit acid in you, when you ask them out.  :)

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: January 02, 2016, 02:40:33 am »
Oh ye cath in armourth, who maketh himself sad,
Unsadify thyself, as ye sadified thyself

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Do prayers to emperor/ Omnissiah actually work?
What happens with soul of servitorized person?
How cult mechanicus obtains new members?
Does imperial guard have any tank aces, or grimdarkness does not allow leman russ crew to live more then 5 minutes on battlefield?
Does tau stuff have any machine spirits?
What the fuck is agressive sentient lines of code?
Ld4chAn tells about pissed off enough mechanicus setting space on fire with firewall to make it impassable for tau ships.What?
Do lasguns work against orks?
What are imperial infantry tactics?

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: January 01, 2016, 01:08:49 pm »
False hope lasting long enough makes the dissapointment in the end much stronger, not to mention it decreasing your ability to see the whole spectre of good opportunities, as you focus on just one of them ;(

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Other Games / Re: Chapter Master - In the name of the Emperor!
« on: January 01, 2016, 08:01:23 am »
Well. They will probably try to kill you.
I generally savescum until I get a tomb.

Fuck you tinbitches.

Those who dare firing upon sons of the emperor are firing in the golden throne itself. So you totally need to start war with mechanicus.

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Other Games / Re: Chapter Master - In the name of the Emperor!
« on: January 01, 2016, 06:00:20 am »
You follow will of the emperor, you have complete right to loot relics from red robed jerks.

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General Discussion / Re: Drunk Thread -(Awesome Thread)-
« on: January 01, 2016, 05:44:22 am »
So how do you guys manage to obtain any fun from putting sour mouth burning liquid into your throats? :-\

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Orks dont build temples to gork and mork?

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Happy new year.
Actually, life becomes better, if you tell to shut up to that inner voice suggesting you to take one more piece of cake or telling you : dude, you are tired, now play some video games( and after you do said actions inner dialogue switches to : ewww, you suck, what a miserable being you are, take one more piece of cake to feel less awful)

* checks fellow muscovites
* finds, that comrade sergarr is studying in nuclear research institute and comrade.p is  doing chemical !science! for motherland. And comrade bee is doing things of finest workingclassingship
* Gets jealous, that fellow comrades are pride of the working class, those, who make ze motherland stronk



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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: January 01, 2016, 05:15:11 am »
Heard about my cousin's first day on patrol as a police officer today. It was last week, I think, but it was apparently something.

Stopped a speeder, gave him a ticket. Got a call about an OD, and found the house empty, besides the dead body. Was sitting in the patrol car, idling, when some idiot ran at the car with a knife, and got tased for being a fool. And apparently at one point had to break up some amateurs attempting unauthorized autopsies.

I'd have quit right there. That's a fucked up first day.
That sounds like a pretty standard day for a cop, honestly.

Edit: Oh, wait, I remembered that I'm from a shithole, and that one of my cop friends is in Detroit. Carry on.

Is Detroit a shithole? I am not specialist on america, so from my knowledge this city used to be sort of industrial capital, pretty cool background for a city. I would like to be educated on this topic by fellow bayers, huh.

Usual attempts of checking questions like, is south african republic a shithole? End up with unbelievable fallout tier stuff like  semiwild black tribes capturing skyscraper and shitting there so much, that they cant live there and have to capture one more skyscraper/ police is afraid of going into lots of regions/ everyone not totally poor should better have electric razor wire fence or he will get robbed and killed by some black band/ tied up with rubber wheel, splashed with fuel and set on fire for shits and giggles.
Trying to find info in books did lead me to pretty same unbelievable stuff but with conclusion  : they suffered from colonialism, so this is all justified.

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Other Games / Re: From the Depths now on steam and with multiplayer
« on: December 30, 2015, 06:18:46 pm »
Sometimes, when I have to change the depth of my submarine and start running around in hallways  punching the glass windows to let the water in some sections for going deeper or press buttons to turn on hot air baloons and shoot  with blunderbuss the wooden logs supporting lead weights to go higher, I have a feeling, that this is not how real navy submarines work  ??? .
How do I make depth control system in more interesting way.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: December 30, 2015, 05:54:39 pm »
If we try to apply christian logic, the limited miserable life here is good cost to buy ticket for eternal fun ride with angels, saints playing rock in garden of eden and stuff like that. And the life without god is not life at all.
So nearly any means of making people join the god are acceptable, as saving their eternal soul is more important then making them feel better in personal lifes.

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Awesome stuff as always, Grim Portent.  :)
By the way, what is behind the scene, from how the legs and some giant weapon arm look, it seems to be titan, can you show it?

Have read some chapters from priests of Mars. The writing and story telling are pretty astonishing, however titan princepses are depicted in some weird fashion. I expected them to be more about having space marine chapter master tier wisdom and tactical genius then about hurr durr me alpha dog of the pack. 

Also I suddenly remembered the picture resembling  dawn of war intro epic flag scene. It was showing blood ravens flag on the hill from the first person view of the shot space marine on the ground, he tried to reach the flag with his hand, in the hand  was dice, which landed on 1. Does not anyone have it or know it by any chance?

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Managed to find good moment to start talking with one nice person. This ended up with long walk and some fun.
However, her train of thought loves to switch rails.
Something like > learning >  SOCKS! > modern art > Salvador Dali > HOCKEY! > gothic architecture > COOL SOCKS!  And switching rails is done with some sort of emotional dynamite, which is not that easy for me to catch up( as is all the emotional stuff)
Getting job does wonders.

Also happy birthday to fellow bayers.

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Other Games / Re: Chapter Master - In the name of the Emperor!
« on: December 26, 2015, 06:07:20 pm »
Does psyker chapter master suck still?. Drop the dice to loose the game in one battle turn.

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