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Roll To Dodge / Re: Lousy Gods
« on: June 13, 2019, 02:25:50 pm »
GENTLEMEN BEHOLD, my solution to saving the universe it involves MORE CORN!
ADD EVEN MORE CORN TO THE PLANET, COVER THE PLANET WITH CORN, EVERYTHING WILL BECOME CORN.......                 CORN!

Will the corn use water or liquid metal? Because I will make liquid metal rain and plants and animals that can use it as they used to use water
If your metal rain ends up ruining my evil realm, I will make sure, that your creations will enjoy all kinds of death and decay
In all likelihood, the universe won't exist by tomorrow. I suggest you maybe chill.
We still can fix it, if retards stop flooding everything with molten metall

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Lousy Gods
« on: June 13, 2019, 01:32:46 pm »
GENTLEMEN BEHOLD, my solution to saving the universe it involves MORE CORN!
ADD EVEN MORE CORN TO THE PLANET, COVER THE PLANET WITH CORN, EVERYTHING WILL BECOME CORN.......                 CORN!

Will the corn use water or liquid metal? Because I will make liquid metal rain and plants and animals that can use it as they used to use water
If your metal rain ends up ruining my evil realm, I will make sure, that your creations will enjoy all kinds of death and decay

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 31
« on: June 12, 2019, 03:24:55 pm »
Perform blood rite of stupidity to curse goat with stupidity and inability to perform any complex actions like rituals or anything

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Lousy Gods
« on: June 12, 2019, 03:22:16 pm »
Offer humans knowledge of necromancy, balefire and curses of disease and decay to help with their war against deer, if they would build ziggurats and bring me deceased skilled artisans

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 31
« on: June 12, 2019, 03:31:38 am »
((I HAD A BIT OF A SPATCHKA THERE. APPY POLLY LOGGIES. AM I ALIVE? NOBODY MANAGED TO OOBIVAT ME NOW, DID THEY?))   

nope, you are alive and so well hidden, that nobody can fidn you, unless you go out of hiding, but your droogs got reekttt

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Lousy Gods
« on: June 12, 2019, 01:39:10 am »
You have your own war. I'd thank you to stick to it and leave others to themselves.

That war ended. Undead and justice fire things dont fight, and they wiped out crazy warbeasts together. So there is only one war left.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Lousy Gods
« on: June 11, 2019, 02:54:43 pm »
Invite kanga tribe through the dreams to learn secrets of curses, necromancy and BALEFIRE SPELLS in my ziggurat


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Roll To Dodge / Re: A Grunt's World RTD Turn 12
« on: June 11, 2019, 02:47:10 pm »
Set up political debates, which would be broadcasted U.S wide, of course with hidden subliminal indoctrination messages, hope U.S does not start war for REAL

This war thing is just a bluff, only absolute madman would start war over nothing

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Lousy Gods
« on: June 10, 2019, 05:22:21 pm »
"Control your creations, then we'll talk about my Winged Ones stopping their crusade. And don't forget I am the god of Justice and
Destruction. You don't want to get into a disaster and plague contest with me."

"Also thanks for the war beasts god with the blue color."


Its hard to make your realm citizens non militant, when they are attacked by flying winged fire

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Lousy Gods
« on: June 10, 2019, 03:04:33 pm »
Teach undead crafts and art to make them less TURBOMURDERHOSTILE TO EVERYTHING


Justice dude, I suggest you not to touch my corner, so I can gradually fix it.
                         If you wipe out my creations, I will have nothing left to do except eternally cursing whatever you create with all kinds disease, decay and whatever.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 30
« on: June 10, 2019, 07:27:17 am »
Try to rescue mime from big snek  by sending force of bats, and whatever creatures of night I can get under control .

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tactical Hell: Dangerous
« on: June 10, 2019, 01:57:40 am »
Engage in philosophical debate with demonic cat hand of scribe and BRUTALLY DESTROY IT WITH REASON AND LOGIC

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tactical Hell: Dangerous
« on: June 09, 2019, 12:05:18 am »
I was just waiting for others to write up where they go, so I follow and dont get stuck alone in demonic forest  :)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 29
« on: June 08, 2019, 02:34:50 am »
Contact hidden vampire conspiracy network and inform them about eldritch gods killing universe, hope they can manipulate politicians to send navy and nuke goat gods real hard

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Lousy Gods
« on: June 06, 2019, 04:43:40 pm »
New aspect : death 
 

Have undead build black ziggurat just right outside the border of green fog , necromancy, curses and balefire knowledge should be engraved on the walls.
Order undead not to attack living sentient creatures, unless provoked, send out dreams to kanga tribe inviting those willing to learn into temple

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