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Roll To Dodge / Re: Space Hulk RTD(sort of minimalistic)
« on: March 30, 2019, 11:01:18 am »
Turn 3
  In the void, can emperor hear you scream?
Quote from diary found near husked body of noble aboard space hulk

Somewhere in ancient hallways

Brother Jim (6)  dives for cover and looks through the scope of his bolter,  he hears sounds of  bolter fire, chain of red dots on his auspex starts becoming lesser, and when it becomes just one dot, lone lizard like humanoid xeno  clad in white space suit darts from behind the corner, as its was escaping from something .

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Room FULL OF DAKKA SOUNDS

SkullKrusha vs Kaptin Gitkilla 6 vs 1

ZOG, WHY DIZ SLUGGA NOT SHOOTIN the last words of Kaptin Gitkilaa before he was absolutely shredded by DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

You feel growing STRONKER AND BIGGIR, WAAAAGHH
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Meanwhile in confines of tau ship part of space hulk

Private Dave (4) takes good defensive position and takes aim, preparing to fire upon genestealers.
Brother Auric (5)  Performs mind scan of  distant cultists and discovers, that cult plan involves using traditional frontal attack of mass infantry, but its merely a cunning trick of foul alien mastermind and main attack would be commenced by genestealer horde jumping out of the ventilation and usage of mind control by cult magus

some  alien psyche attempts to claw into your mind, Do you think, that you can outsmart our noble star father ? How can your false faith prevail before starchildren and four armed emperor?  4 vs 4 in psychic duel with cult magus

Brother Jeff (2) As brother Jeff prepares to lethally high-five genestealer cultists he suddenly has flashback of his primarchs teachings

CODEX ASTARTES, BOOK 348, CHAPTER 234

SPACE MARINE SHOULD MASTER ALL THE BATTLEFIELDS AND WAYS OF WAR, WITH CHAINSWORD, BOLT GUN AND GRENADES SHALL HE ASSAULT THE FOE AND EMERGE VICTORIOUS
POWER FIST IS OPTIMAL CHOICE FOR GIVING LETHAL HIGH FIVES

Barry the Jokaero (4)   
You sucessfully integrate dessicator ray. into the mug, however design is imperfect and 50 % of the juice would be lost in process.
Finding peanut would be hard in such a place (2)
 
Techpriest John (6) WILDLY SCREECHES IN BINARY, CURSING THE FOUL XENO TECH ALL AROUND AND INFECTING IT WITH BLESSED ERADICATION PROGRAMS 11010100101010101001010101010010101010101
rolls to dodge
tau ship tech (1)  Blessed predatory binary technomemes absolutely undo the foul xeno workings of tau ship

power generation stops, lights blow up, circuitry of computers melts, databanks are wiped, doors are unpowered, but more importantly
air starts getting colder and ice appears on ventilation ducts, as life support systems are no longer online


Cache of xenotech in brother auric bag (5)  Somehow hiding it in bag helped  drones and drone parts to resist allconsuming technovirus unleashed by techpriest.

Jokaeros high tech mug (3)  It resists stoically, but predatory binary code manages to overload some internal machinery here and there, disabling grav inhibitor and power field generators. Beam weapon survived the onslaught of hostile code.

Genestealer cultists  vs  unpowered doors (3)
Their assault is somewhat temporary halted, as unpowered doors closed shut, and it would take them time to break them.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Sand & Souls - World Creation RTD
« on: March 30, 2019, 09:26:32 am »
Have ordinary spiderlings retreat, focus all efforts on killing Ira with mix of weavers light spells, sentinels fireballs and primelings acid

I did not want this to happen, but you don't leave me any other choice

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Space Hulk RTD(sort of minimalistic)
« on: March 29, 2019, 04:25:15 am »
Turn 3   children of four armed emperor

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Somewhere in pristine condition white coloured rooms full of consoles and drones

Brother Jeff gives high five to tech priest Jon 4 vs 4 , who responds to high five with his servo arm mechadendrite, it seems to withstand the might of transhuman high five

Private Dave screams in pain, his scream echoes across the hallways (1)
Ventilation and distant hallways respond with horrific beast like screeches and noises, as well as screams : ARISE, FOR THE STARCHILDREN , seems like you attracted attention of local genestealer cult
Letting his pain out with a scream, Dave manages to somewhat fix his arm and remove the pain with injector from first aid kit (5)

Brother Auric   (4) proceeds to put tau drones, various parts  and bobs into big bag labeled Gifts of the emperor, truly glorious day for a chapter, assembly line is part of room structural integrity and would require dissasembly to be placed in bag.

Barry the jokaero (6)   Using random tau drone parts ,you create mug with gravity inhibitor and integrated shield generator, then you add spikes of unknown to you alloy and put engraving of banana on mug, looks like a good start, eh?
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Somewhere in rusty hallway
Brother Jimbo (1)  stalks space hulk in search for things to kill, looking at his auspex he realises, that great ammount of red dots is heading towards him.

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Somewhere in room full of ancient rusty consoles


Last Freeboota vs Skullkrusha 1 vs 5
You easily KRUMP  dis git with single punch  and BORROW HIS DAKKA [/glow][/glow]

Kaptinn Gitkilla bs Skullkrusha 6 vs 6

As Kaptinn gets perfect aim on your head, you scream OI and crouch causing him to miss.




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Roll To Dodge / Re: Space Hulk RTD(sort of minimalistic)
« on: March 28, 2019, 12:49:07 pm »
Turn 2 
SIN OF VANITY kept floating in the void, cold and mindshatteringly insane fusion of various ships, space stations and random scrap promising great fortunes and greater dangers.

Skullkrusha vs freebootas and kaptinn
initiative 4 vs 1vs 6

Skullkrusha vs Kaptinn 6 vs 5
DANCE HUMIE DANCE
kaptinn fires his KUSTOM FOUR BARRELED SLUGGA, but you manage to barely dodge all the shots with KUNNIN TAKTIKAL ROLL
Skullkrasha vs freebootas 5 vs 3

You incapitate majority of KAPTINN GITKILLA
freebootas with your ZOGGIN BRUTAL PUNCHES
last freeboota vs Skullkrusha  4 vs 1
Last freeboota SHOOTS YOU POINTBLANK WITH SHOOTA
status : zoggin hurt
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private Dave, brother Jamison Auric and brother Jeff of ( I don't know your chapter)

Somewhere in pristine looking room filled with various xeno looking consoles. There is assembly line with tau gun drones on various stages of assembly.

Private Dave did not expect to ever see emperors angel, and now one was trying to give him high five!
Brother Jeff gives high five augmented with all strength of power armour artificial muscle and his transhuman genetics(6)
It proves to be absolutely brutal for private Dave hand and shatters bones in his right hand ( 2 dodge roll)

WELCOME TO GENERIC NAME CLUB, MORTAL
status : broken arm

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Space Hulk RTD(sort of minimalistic)
« on: March 28, 2019, 01:18:25 am »
Turn 1

Skullcrusha ( 6 )

As you move inside ancient corridors you stumble upon several freebootas, who are smashing some sort of rusty console.
Disguise roll (5)
Your disguise is zoggin gud, probably too zoggin gud, because it fooled even  another orks.
OI, ZOGGIN CANNED HUMIE, KAPTIN


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Roll To Dodge / Re: ARCANE FUCKERY
« on: March 28, 2019, 01:11:54 am »
Plagueis
sphere : disease
Mana : 7 (+1 For disease fairy, + 1 for ebola spreading and + 5 because all get +5)

Spend all 7 mana in attempt to gift random person in closest civilization zombie plague


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Roll To Dodge / Re: Sand & Souls - World Creation RTD
« on: March 28, 2019, 12:30:38 am »
(Sorry about the late post I had some after school stuff that ran late.)

Ira rather than face an army of spiderlings breathes nothingness at the base of the web and thrashes around to de-stabilize it.

"I offered you a chance to protect your spawn Weaver"

So it has come to this, well, now you
have to be unweaved

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In recent lore ( plague wars book)

Emperor manifests through the little child, stops time, blasts nurglites with golden light and saves roboute from mortarion.
Guilleman gets to question his whole rational thinking and story ends with him opening up Lorgars lectitio divinatus book.

Maximum kek.

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Roll To Dodge / Space Hulk RTD(sort of minimalistic)
« on: March 27, 2019, 01:23:53 pm »
In the grim darkness of 41 st millennium space hulk SIN OF VANITY
EMERGED on fringes of imperial space, rumours say it contains TECHNOLOGIES FROM AGE OF DARKNESS and is probably infested with genestealers or touched by chaos


Will you get to the treasures and enrich yourself or die within its cold non maintained vacuum exposed corridors, where nobody can hear you scream


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Roll To Dodge / Re: Sand & Souls - World Creation RTD
« on: March 27, 2019, 09:25:25 am »
You  are trying to save creature of darkness, which not only broke into house of spiderkind and did set it on fire, but also did so after being spared from unweaving on promise of not harming the web in any way, I did let this monstrosity live once, there is no way I am repeating this mistake

Its not about foolish duels for me, it's about eradication of pests standing on way of spider race.


Work together with order of strands and other weavers wishing to join the cause on powerful enough light spells to annihilate darkness inside glass armour and Ira , call upon support of primelings and their sentinel legions.
 

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Sand & Souls - World Creation RTD
« on: March 27, 2019, 01:53:44 am »
Woo, it lives, cool.


And now you dare to breathe darkness on the web, killing its denizens, you have become one of monsters you fought so hard, Ira, why did you  betray us?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tactical Hell: bawxes
« on: March 26, 2019, 03:07:13 pm »
search for cool PROPER MACEDONIAN or at least greek stuff

what are adamantine knife stats and is it in my inventory now ( if not take it)

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My liege

Spoiler: secret action (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ARCANE FUCKERY
« on: March 21, 2019, 09:52:29 am »
Plagueis
mana : 6
Man in green rotting robes
Sphere : disease

Spend all six mana to grant gift of plague to some random person in the world

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Its fancy custodes bolters with FABULOUS AMMO, its still a bolter, but bolt explodes into tiny ball of plasma.
Also they sort of don't blow up in your hands.

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