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Roll To Dodge / Re: Dungeon of Teskireloth RTD Dungeon is UNSEALED Again!
« on: February 24, 2016, 04:19:53 pm »
Baldaron is getting angry ! Negate crushing force !
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4397
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« on: February 24, 2016, 12:31:00 pm »
With the Castle gone, join forces with my 4 other old pals to become an elite force of super warriors in colorful spandex suits. Proceed to kick invader ass with our united force of oldship
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are a (weak but not for long) Monster RTD [9/9]
« on: February 24, 2016, 03:45:35 am »(( Haunted village, the one infested with undead abominations and corruptors (since these are neither alive nor undead). And Snehk is going to inhabited one. ))((Yeah, you understood what I meant. I meant to ask where you were headed. And yes, the infested village has a backstory))
EDIT: Something came up and I won't be able to update the turn tonight. Sorry for the delay :/
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are a (weak but not for long) Monster RTD [9/9]
« on: February 24, 2016, 03:24:25 am »(( That haunted village needs a backstory... ))((It has one...you just don't know it yet))
Head to the village avoiding detection.
Just to confirm, you are talking about the inhabited village right ? Not the Corruptor infested one.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are a (weak but not for long) Monster RTD [9/9]
« on: February 24, 2016, 12:36:37 am »Goodbye, Ferratus. It's been nice playing ya. Too bad you didn't get your vampire loli.Currently on mobile, turn will come later. I just wanted to say you can replace the day walker trait if you want. I will considerate vampires of this world are differents from those from our tales (as in they don't care much about sun, it just gives them sunburns)Spoiler: Here's the new guy again. (click to show/hide)
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are a (weak but not for long) Monster RTD [9/9]
« on: February 23, 2016, 10:59:56 pm »Wake up((OH SHIT, MY BAD. YOU WILL GET TWO BONUS TURNS AS A RESULT))The GM has probably not gotten the clue that I was waiting to WAKE UP.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are a (weak but not for long) Monster RTD [9/9]
« on: February 23, 2016, 10:10:02 pm »Goodbye, Ferratus. It's been nice playing ya. Too bad you didn't get your vampire loli.That's sad, I really liked Ferratus. Hope Caedan will have a story as exciting as his !Spoiler: Here's the new guy again. (click to show/hide)
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are a (weak but not for long) Monster RTD [9/9]
« on: February 23, 2016, 09:38:21 pm »((I don't have a status spoiler...))((Woops ! I thought I added it...corrected this on the main post !
Go explore a random hallway.
edit: It was there, just failed my /spoiler))
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are a (weak but not for long) Monster RTD [9/9]
« on: February 23, 2016, 07:55:26 pm »
Well, everyone was an exaggeration. More like 3 players are in a big dipshit, maybe 4.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are a (weak but not for long) Monster RTD [9/9]
« on: February 23, 2016, 07:53:55 pm »
Turn 29 :
Robobert the Green Sylvan Clay Golem
Squishy the Earth Mana Amorphoid
Snehk the Stalker
Stormslayer the Aradian Mirage Beetle Hero
Dahak the Spooky really Scary Skeleton and Ulkas the Lesser Osyluth
Ferratus the Corrupted Armor
Glint the Elemental Arcanivore
Gray the Metal Blob
Monsters :
Robobert the Green Sylvan Clay Golem
Take a life fruit, and crush it, being sure to pour the juices of Ako's face. Afterwards, crush all the humans to even up the numbers
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Squishy the Earth Mana Amorphoid
Bob up and down, and blurble happily. I made "friends"! If they try to attack or capture me then purge them with mana spark based fire.
Spoiler: Just one word : 1 (click to show/hide)
Snehk the Stalker
(( Plot is getting really interesting. I'd want to reach next stage before getting to Fenia. Also, waiting for basic map of the world. ))
When the morning comes, thank Darakion, say goodbye politely and head west, towards village of Doro. Find something to eat on the way, then look for Fenia.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Stormslayer the Aradian Mirage Beetle Hero
As the sand golem's cease pursuit, he would turn around and stare them down, angrily.
"You will regret having attacked me and my kin unprovoked. And I will grant my kin vengeance.."
He would then ready his wings and attempt to Distort the group, uncertain if it would work due to the nature of the creatures. If it did, it might provide ample opportunity to strike at their cores.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Dahak the Spooky really Scary Skeleton and Ulkas the Lesser Osyluth
Dahak ponders for a second. He felt a power surge recently. Did that thing just try to mind control the Delinde? Even though it seems to have failed, thats mighty rude to try and mess with your shenaningas twice with mind control,. She may even be Dahak's potential ex-girlfriend (much to his chagrin) for crying out loud! After all he went through, this is like a sandwich of rude with extra rudeness and rude sauce thrown at his face.
Now lookie here, I may have no actual brain, but I'm not stupid! You just show up out of goddamn nowhere, try to mind control me, suceed for a bit, then when I finally manage ot get away from that corruptor retirement home of a village, you chase me out here and try to mind control my only other ally? There's no hasty decisions on my part, thats for sure, you floating chump >:v!
Dahak pulls his holy dagger from inside his ribcage, carefuly unsheating it. A light seems to glow from inside his skull, illuminating his two pairs of eyesockets.
Do you have any idea of what I went through? I just got up from my grave and I've been assailed by multiple undead indigents, accosted by the clumsiest knight duo in existence, had to fight off a mind rapist with the stupidest heart expression ever, hit in the soul with God's holy dickslap thanks to those human hunters and their priestly tricks, and now THIS. You'll have a lot to explain IN HELL
A faint sound comes from inside Dahak's skull, its time to be an all skeletal badass again!
SPOOK your deformed oponent, then watch the smoky thing delinde summoned up and flank the enemy as it attacks, and throw your knife at him!
Ulkas chuckled eerily, amused by skeleton behavior.
"Heh. As you wish... I'm probably in no shape now for taking both of you on, thanks to your freaky skeleton powers interfering with human minds I controlled. But I'm more than certain that I could eliminate you before dear death fairy gets to act... So, shall we cease hostilities for now, to meet the other day, or do you insist on returning to your grave now?"
Fight: Concentrate on eliminating the skeleton, since fairy tries to protect him. Mind-control (self-stabbing) & acid for the win.
Cease hostilities: Go back to the village to feast on human corpses and recuperate.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ferratus the Corrupted Armor
((Yep, the dice are trying to kill me again. Also, I just rolled a die to see what I can expect from my luck and I've got a 1. Dammit.))
"No! I cannot let his sacrifice be in vain!"
Eat the priest. Hell, eat the closest person there is.
Spoiler: Will Ferratus survive or die again ? (click to show/hide)
Glint the Elemental Arcanivore
Throw some elemental breath at the reptile from the back of the cave, and try and signal to the child that he should run. Proceed to draw the the reptile away- keeping at a safe distance, of course.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Gray the Metal Blob
((Yay, here's my sheet.))
Name: Gray
Species: Metal blob
Appearance: A shiny gray blob that appears to be made of liquid metal, like mercury
Attributes: increase two stats by 1 and decrease two other stats by 1 (apart from HP or MP)
HP 10
MP 10
STR 0
CON 1
POW -1
RES 1
INT -1
IND 0
Traits : Amorphous- Body is constantly in a shifting, liquid-like state
Skills : Harden- Solidifies the body in whatever shape it is currently in, increasing durability.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Monsters :
Spoiler: Robobert the Green Sylvan Clay Giant (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Squishy the Earth Mana Amorphoid (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Stormslayer the Aradian Mirage Beetle Lord (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ulkas the Lesser Osyluth (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ferratus the Corrupted Armor (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Glint the Elemental Arcanivore (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Dahak the Spooky really Scary Skeleton (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Snehk the Stalker (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: ZoomochScoomtarto the Three-Eyed Beholder (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Gray the Metal Blob (click to show/hide)
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are a (weak but not for long) Monster RTD [9/9]
« on: February 23, 2016, 07:42:15 pm »
Currently writing the next turn. It's insane. The dice is trying to kill everyone.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« on: February 23, 2016, 07:10:50 pm »
Start a small Keanese restaurant famous for its "Kea puns buns", small buns containing a biscuit with a Kea Pun inscribed on it.
RIP KEANU. HE WAS GREAT KEA.
RIP KEANU. HE WAS GREAT KEA.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Die: The End of Times - Labyrinth
« on: February 23, 2016, 05:16:19 pm »
Oh ! You were the one who created this RTD ! I will be posting to watch then, good luck on managing it
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Just a Normal Day in a Dwarven Fortress and then the World RTD
« on: February 23, 2016, 05:00:10 pm »Burn the armies of insanity! This must be my task! Obliterate them all using my Dwagon powers!((If you roll a 6 I'm giving you a nuke !))Spoiler: Dwagon (Or at least, Dragon Wagon.) (click to show/hide)
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Just a Normal Day in a Dwarven Fortress and then the World RTD
« on: February 23, 2016, 04:16:52 pm »
((As you may have realized, I'm diverting my resources to my other RTD. I think this means this RTD will soon end, but not without completing the over-arching bizarro-plot ! We are entering the final Arc of this world.))
Song Burnrage
Honing their skills and bodies in the "safe-by-goblin-standards" Danger Rooms, your whole forces simultaneously recover forces and become stronger ! Many elite soldiers rise from this intense training.
Your forces are at the ready for your next conquest.
Keeltheen
Using your morphing powers, you focus on the image of a majestic dragon. Yes, you can feel it coming ! You are really going to become a dragon !
Your wooden wagon body morphs and takes the shape of a reptilian beast of great power. At least, that's the impression you get.
In fact, you don't transform into a true dragon per se, but into a dragon and wagon crossbreed, a true Dwagon indeed !
Your whole body is made of magically fire-resistant wagon wood, your upper torso is that of a dragon. Your lower body is that of a wagon, with all terrain wheels and a long tail lagging behind. And your wagon bodypart can even deploy wings to fly like a plane !
Amazing !
You head toward Deepsong thanks to your new radar ! You also have a lot of other gimmicks, but you don't really care.
You arrive just in time as a battle is about to begin.
Urist
Innock
You sense for the last evil beings in the world. Apart from the usual bandits, you recognize Song army as evil despite them only conquering and destroying. They don't bother with looting/pillaging/raping since they became a Proud Warrior Nation.
You appear in front of the army of Good, they are awed by your radiance. Time to kick ass !
Murder Oak
Finally in possession of the Orb, you begin a shady ritual to force back the Gods of Death into the World and steal their power...
...In the meantime in the Gods of Death house in the Deities Avenue, all gods have gatherer for a whacky RTD game ! This is crazy fun, much better than fiddling with the world and seeing lots of weird things down there. Yeah, this is the best.
Suddenly, the gods of Death get a call. They answer "Hello God .... ? Your pizza delivery has arrived". Yiis ! Finally the pizza !
One of them go fetch the divine pizza, and bring it in front of the awed gods. That's really a pizza worthy of the gods.
As they all are going to grab a bite, the gods of Death suddenly get dragged back to the mortal World ! Their godly pals are totally puzzled as to what is happening.
The Orb, like a black hole for power, it absorbs the might of the Gods of Death. You are now in possession of an insane amount of power !
[1] But in the divine realm, the other deities are outraged as the GM was one of the god of Death !...
Ezor
World Turn :
Insanity Armies VS Deepsong Army:
[1] vs [1] ((pure beauty))
The two armies clash in front of Deepsong gates. Forgotten beasts clad in steel armor are devastating the battlefield with their powers, heroes of both sides spill the blood of many, and the numerous troops of insanity flood like a black tidal wave. The earth is torn apart, the sky is burning.
Suddenly, the ground crumble and shatter, dropping the two armies into a battlefield of small to large islands of rock on the vast magma sea. Many die during the fall.
Other Gods :
[3] After much bickering because of the sudden chaos generated by the loss of the GM and 4 players, the deities decide to punish those puny mortals for doing something with their friends and for interrupting the best RTD that ever was. They begin to gather power to open portals all around the world.
Resurrected forces of Good and Holy Undead Army :
-awaiting orders
Song Burnrage
((Innock continues fiddling with the world... I'd say, we're but few turns before world death.[5] Best resting is training is your motto ! And your loyal soldiers totally agree with your mentality.
Also, could you copy edited Song status from my turn?))
Best rest from killing is training to kill more!
Honing their skills and bodies in the "safe-by-goblin-standards" Danger Rooms, your whole forces simultaneously recover forces and become stronger ! Many elite soldiers rise from this intense training.
Your forces are at the ready for your next conquest.
Keeltheen
Try to morph into a dragon, then using my newfound dragonism, find my way to the mountain place! Because dragons always find my mountainhomes, they must have some kind of radar for structures in mountains. Errr... Deepsong is in a moutain, right? Shit, now even I'm confused.[6] ((Hohoho))
Using your morphing powers, you focus on the image of a majestic dragon. Yes, you can feel it coming ! You are really going to become a dragon !
Your wooden wagon body morphs and takes the shape of a reptilian beast of great power. At least, that's the impression you get.
In fact, you don't transform into a true dragon per se, but into a dragon and wagon crossbreed, a true Dwagon indeed !
Your whole body is made of magically fire-resistant wagon wood, your upper torso is that of a dragon. Your lower body is that of a wagon, with all terrain wheels and a long tail lagging behind. And your wagon bodypart can even deploy wings to fly like a plane !
Amazing !
You head toward Deepsong thanks to your new radar ! You also have a lot of other gimmicks, but you don't really care.
You arrive just in time as a battle is about to begin.
Urist
turn and march upon deepsong[5] You head with all your armies toward Deepsong, the Forgotten Utopia. And this time, there is a critical failure with the trap system of Deepsong, so you arrive unopposed and directly confront Deepsong forces !
Innock
Sense for the last evil in the world.(evil defined by trying to loot pillage rape everyone as a goal)) then appear in front of the army of good.[5] ((what the fuck dice ! Are you trying to make the world a crazy place by throwing 5 around ?))
Huh......im alive cool well time to keep kicking evils ass!
((I am very notoriously luckyif you talk to people who have met me.))
You sense for the last evil beings in the world. Apart from the usual bandits, you recognize Song army as evil despite them only conquering and destroying. They don't bother with looting/pillaging/raping since they became a Proud Warrior Nation.
You appear in front of the army of Good, they are awed by your radiance. Time to kick ass !
Murder Oak
Now to begin the ritual of Death god consumption to begin the prossess of making this into an orb of Power...[5] ((That's not even a joke, I'm seriously rolling 5s non stop !))
Finally in possession of the Orb, you begin a shady ritual to force back the Gods of Death into the World and steal their power...
...In the meantime in the Gods of Death house in the Deities Avenue, all gods have gatherer for a whacky RTD game ! This is crazy fun, much better than fiddling with the world and seeing lots of weird things down there. Yeah, this is the best.
Suddenly, the gods of Death get a call. They answer "Hello God .... ? Your pizza delivery has arrived". Yiis ! Finally the pizza !
One of them go fetch the divine pizza, and bring it in front of the awed gods. That's really a pizza worthy of the gods.
As they all are going to grab a bite, the gods of Death suddenly get dragged back to the mortal World ! Their godly pals are totally puzzled as to what is happening.
The Orb, like a black hole for power, it absorbs the might of the Gods of Death. You are now in possession of an insane amount of power !
[1] But in the divine realm, the other deities are outraged as the GM was one of the god of Death !...
Ezor
Slaughter the insanity army, if they reach us. If not, just focus on getting more adamantine and making it into armor.[4] The insanity army is upon you ! You foster your whole military to face them head on, as your trap system got a critical failure. Something with minecart clogging, that's nasty. The battle is going to begin...
World Turn :
Insanity Armies VS Deepsong Army:
[1] vs [1] ((pure beauty))
The two armies clash in front of Deepsong gates. Forgotten beasts clad in steel armor are devastating the battlefield with their powers, heroes of both sides spill the blood of many, and the numerous troops of insanity flood like a black tidal wave. The earth is torn apart, the sky is burning.
Suddenly, the ground crumble and shatter, dropping the two armies into a battlefield of small to large islands of rock on the vast magma sea. Many die during the fall.
Other Gods :
[3] After much bickering because of the sudden chaos generated by the loss of the GM and 4 players, the deities decide to punish those puny mortals for doing something with their friends and for interrupting the best RTD that ever was. They begin to gather power to open portals all around the world.
Resurrected forces of Good and Holy Undead Army :
-awaiting orders
Spoiler: "Alive/animated" Characters Status (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Dead/Reborn Characters (click to show/hide)