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Whoops, I actually thought Sarah translated the letter in English.

Ah well, let's just say he knows some basics and vaguely understood "key under chair" and "snakes warning".

((Prolly just gonna swap to a new character now, seeing as I kinda "won"))

((Dunno, you could, I don't know, rise as the kobold emperor and raise an army to conquer the world ? Or something like that xD))

Take husbandos body go to their necrotower which as buddy's she was told about read a book about necromancy use necromancy to resurrect husbando.

[5] ((Noooo, damn you dice !  ))
Ahem. So Innock takes "her" necrohusbando body to the fabled tower of Claspedmenace. There she found the legendary copper slab "Twinklewonders", which contains the secret of life and death. Somehow having still retained her ability to read, she learns the art of necromancy and successfully resurrect necrohusbando. Happy end ?

Keep trying to unstick myself! And, you know, poison the well if I get a chance.

[4] After much hardships, Ezor finally manages to unstick itself from the well ! And fueled with rage, he release his poisonous dust and spread it in the water supply, so that any being that will drink from it will fall to its syndrome ! Bwahaha !

Kick the shit out of ALL THE THINGS HERE! But escaping is of course, still a top priority.

[5] vs [1] ((this is gonna be bloody))
Keeltheen the Kicker is pissed. Really pissed. So close to the exit, and now a goblin battalion is standing in his way ? He will send these blasted goblin to hell with his kicks !
In a flurry of kicks, he totally blasts away the whole squad, mangling arms and legs and crushing skulls. The helpless goblins don't even understand what the hell is this super-kobold. But one thing is sure. His kicks packs one hell of a punch.
The asskicking done, the kobold get away in a flash, with his precious loot and some blood on his shoes.

Laugh at the carnage and grant strength to Song Mugubospu whom killed the most while granting weapons to the dwarves
YES! YES Spread the violence,  bath in the blood of those you kill! Fight in this glorious blood shed for the dark lord, for Amok!

[1] ((so fitting. /facepalm))
Urist McChild, Insanity Incarnate decides to grant great strength to Song Mugubospu the worthy goblin ! But a unknown force from beyond interferes with Urist's will, and the whole power is instead transfered to Keeltheen the kobold.
Somewhere, a voice laughs as chaos sets once again...

sense the telepathic invasion telling him to murder. Go looking for the source of it. Whatever wreched creature is creating it must die!

[5] Because of the intervention of the mysterious force, Tsiru senses the invasive Voice and instantly detect said source. He rushes heroically toward it, running past a whole group of dead and incapacitated goblins and a lightning fast kobold. Tsiru arrives in front of a lone child, the source of the madness.

SMASH SOME THING!!!!

[3] Murder Oak in his human form join the tavern melee. Locking on a dwarf punching an undead, he kicks it, bruising the dwarf lungs !

"Blood for the FUN! Skulls for the Bloodbowl!"

Exterminate the last dwarves and their allies, then barricade ourselves from external threats.

Roll to see if Song somehow survives [5] :
Song and his troops just got totally wrecked by a crazy kobold. His companions are dead, his dear troll is lying lifeless in the ground. But somehow, he survived. And what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Fueled with grief, sadness and rage, Song stands up despite his wounds. Awakening the deep potential within himself, he begins an indiscriminate carnage in the fortress. He is now a goblin swordmaster.

Darn. I'm on mobile and have to leave for a moment. Let's just say Romaygus collapsed x)

"A German ? Are we in back in Europe ?"
Romaygus hold his head, revealing blood on his right hand.
"My head. It aches so much."

((Heh heh, genius move crazyabe. Hope you won't land a 1 or a 6 !))

Walk into the wormhole and stabilize it once safely on the other side.

Casually inject venom into anyone who attacks me because albino snake men venom causes paralysis which usually kills dwarfs by suffocation and play some kind of roleplaying game with necromancer pal try and engrave mugs.

[3] Innock bites aggressors to inject them his albino snakeman venom. That's what he would do if he actually had some venom. He instead bites them, which considering his incredible size and strength is enough to at least send them unconscious from the pain.
[2] Necro-pal don't like roleplaying games.
[1] Innock tries to engrave some mugs. Misjudging his strength, he destroy the wall and generate yet another cave-in.
A section of the tavern has collapsed !
[2] The powerful blast project him on some still-standing wall.
Your upper body skids along the ground, tearing the flesh !
Your lower body skids along the ground, tearing the muscle !
You slam into an obstacle !
Your left appendage takes the full force of the impact and explode into gore !

Realise I am a Legendary Coder and edit my raws So I Can strange Mood

[6] After further pondering, a realization dawn upon Plumper. Secrets of the universe, the very fabric of the world. Letters, numbers, words. It all makes sense now. The power of Rawmancy and Coding is now for him to use.
But informations from beyond keep flowing into his plumpy head. It doesn't stop, Plumper feels his mind getting heavier.
[1] ((what.))
Until his very mind collapses from the sheer insanity of the revelation.
Plumper, Plump Helmet Man has been found dead, convulsing, with purple mushroom juice spraying from his head

"Eh? Has weird thing ever stopped us from sieging dwarves? Remember Ronngosm?"
"But boss! Only three of us survived the volcano eruption!"
"Hmph."

Siege this fortress! Weird things shall help us greatly in overtaking it!

[6] Song convinces his troops of the greatness of their plan. Goblin pride and tactics and all, they gobble it all and forgot Ronngosm. The goblins assault the weakened fortress because of the inner tensions, and are met by a sudden and violent cloud of dust !
[3] Some are unconscious, others are dizzy, but no one is harmed thankfully.

Pathfind another way around the cave-in, back to the treasure room, and steal all the loot. If I encounter ANY moving thing along the way, no matter what it is, kick the shit out of it.

Keeltheen, Kobold Thief, has become a Kobold Kicker!

[4] Keeltheen, self-proclaimed but justified Kobold Kicker uses his great tracker skill to find a way around the cave-in he caused. He found the true treasure room this time, all the while kicking passerbies' asses.
[5] No success could be greater than what he just did. A full room filled to the brim with masterworks. Gold, Silver, Platinum, and even Adamantine ! He put everything into his backpack of holding, and depart. Problem is, he feels super-duper-heavy right now.

Go and fill the well with dust. Without booze, every dwarf will come down with my syndrome!

[1] Ezor the Forgotten Beast has a wicked plan. Approaching the well, Ezor prepares to dust the water source.
For this, it decides to go into the well to directly to poison the water. Ezor gets stuck in the well, and can't expel its dust. His expelling canals are somehow closed because of the weird position. Then you begin to heard a weird lament.

weep even harder out side the well at the death of the mayor, my parents, and those around me before it finally fills me with insanity and leads to the eventual tantrum spiral.

[5] Urist McChild, Sadness Incarnate is now sad. Very sad. She begins to weep harder than ever. Her cries fill out the corridors and echoes throughout the fortress. Her cries slip into the minds of every living and undead being. Everyone begin to feel filled with sadness.
As for Ursit McChild, she ascends once more, becoming Insanity Incarnate.




Quest : ??