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Whoops, nope.

Oh, dear. I'm reburying dozens of dwarves and just got the a job cancellation because "experiencing emotional shock". Looks like the new immigrants might not have experienced the wholesale slaughter which my more seasoned citizens have been through.

Tantrum spiral incoming? I hope not. I pity the fool who picks a fight with my military dwarves (i.e. my entire fort).

So you've been doing military training with all of them?

Could you give me a few tips on how to do that with my own dwarves?

Technically, Dwarf Fortress is doomed.  It won't survive the heat death of the Universe.  But this isn't particularly relevant to performance issues.

Sigged.

Sven Co-Op and Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars.

A 1st-person GTA, multiplayer by default. Players can choose from skins of an extremely wide variety, ranging from Doomguy all the way to Trevor Philips.

Only 1 weapon of each type is permitted. Both Half-Life and Grand Theft Auto weapons can be found, purchased, stolen, etc. and used. Anything from the alien Hivehand to the legendary Yu Jian can be found in the map... with enough effort.

The game takes place in the setting of Half-Life 2. Drugs, violence, and crime in general abound, and there are plenty of opportunities to make a quick buck if you're not worried about Combine being on your tail.

The resistance always hides weapons in red dumpsters.

The resistance is actually made up of multiple gangs, which rebel against the Combine through trafficking of drugs and weapons. It's likely that if the Combine were replaced, these gangs might split up or even turn on each other.

I'd play it.

Get behind the north store and use it as cover. Or the south store. Whichever is closer.

"Just a thought guys, maybe we should take cover, and get closer to the targets before we start shooting. Stick to the shadows and the like? Maybe have one of the squads distract the aliens while another attacks? Or maybe a bit of fire and movement?"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_and_Movement

((Also, Egan, I'm finding your sigtext to be especially relevant here. Painfully relevant. Did you make it just for this occasion?))

Not quite a combat-related owning, but:

A dealer was willing to buy ecstasy at an extra-high price.

Another dealer, not too far away, had 96 units of ecstasy.

Easy money, and didn't even run into a drug bust!

Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars.

((I might have to go to sleep in a bit too, so the other squadmates/squad leader can take over.

"Don't worry, I'm here making sure these dumbos don't get themselves killed doing... Whatever they wanna do."