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DF Suggestions / Re: formal duels
« on: February 23, 2016, 09:06:11 am »
This is a interesting idea.
Say a mandate has been unpaid and in a fit of fury a baron becomes enraged. There is legal justification in dwarven culture for it, god help you if the monarch wades in and twists the rules to be a battle to the death about the mandated production of socks and grouchyness over a lack of recent inebriation.
Elven duels don't even bear thinking about when the victor dines on the loser in a celebratory 'Elf roast'. I wonder if megabeasts being sub-par intelligent respect the rules of duel equitette, might avoid a few scrapes even if it's mainly world-gen or to barter encouragement for mega-beasts to leave non-lethally.
I totally support your idea man.
Say a mandate has been unpaid and in a fit of fury a baron becomes enraged. There is legal justification in dwarven culture for it, god help you if the monarch wades in and twists the rules to be a battle to the death about the mandated production of socks and grouchyness over a lack of recent inebriation.
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"Do you bite your thumb at me Urist?
Yes Urist I do indeed bite thine thumb
Are you a believer in Goshmush the River of Humidity Urist?
Indeed i am Urist
Very well we shall duel, do you accept Urist?
Yes I accept"
{"May blood be spilled in Armok's name}
{May blood be spilled in Armok's name"}
"Urist strikes the count with his fist, but Urist misses!"
"The count bashes Urist in the head with the artifact platinum mace and the part explodes in gore and collapses!"
Elven duels don't even bear thinking about when the victor dines on the loser in a celebratory 'Elf roast'. I wonder if megabeasts being sub-par intelligent respect the rules of duel equitette, might avoid a few scrapes even if it's mainly world-gen or to barter encouragement for mega-beasts to leave non-lethally.
I totally support your idea man.