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You know Dun, you should have a "Great Book of Grudges" style list of things to kill, destroy or just generally annoy, if anything just for the purpose of using our professional distraction more.

Just putting in my two cents here on what sort of randomly generated minerals there could be.

A "SUPAH EVIL" metallic substance could spread in a manner similar to Terraria corruption if something is done to it, perhaps releasing toxic fumes as well. In other words, a plague but with 100% more rock.

I for one think it's hilarious that the IG are used as the punching bag for everything and still keep on going

The little guys never give up

They even punch themselves on occasion with liberal blam and occasional infighting. Poor farmer Joe, I knew we shouldn't have given you a lasgun...

You should have been stuck with a knife.

Damn...turns out I'm rather good at this whole Mini-Necro thing.

EDIT: Just though I'd put in my own two cents on the issue.

The Tyranids win conditions, simple as they are, I think are the most likely to occur. Those conditions are that no one else wins and no SUPER ALLIANCES OF SUPER DOOM are formed between the major powers. Or Orks get their shit together. 9/10

Necrons are a little weird in that, due to the insanity of their leaders, they're unpredictable. They could either come together under a single banner and roflstomp or continuing calling each other names while playing I Spy in 4 dimension or whatever the hell they're doing in their cribs. 6/10

Imperium win if a fully functioning STC comes into the hands of a trustworthy forge world. I would not be surprised though if some particularly dickish magos kept it for themselves. This is increasingly possible with explorator fleets mapping out more of the galaxy. Also, über psyker evolution is viable yet unlikely. 5/10

Tau are sad, but if they can survive long enough their technological advancement and impressive expansion should put them above most other factions. Problem they'll almost certainly get nommed. 2/10

Dark Eldar don't win because they don't really want to or need to. 1/6*10^3

Eldar win with their prissy "God of Death" shtick. Sort of a little bit I guess. Problem is that not all craftworlds agree on this, many craftworlds that do are getting nommed and blammed plus "Super Death Crybaby" is not guaranteed to win against Slaanesh. And even then its not really a victory, just survival of a sort. Option two (known as "Option Two: That One That Sucks Less") is an increase in birthrates, meaning a military force which, considering the power of the current one, would almost certainly be painful to face. 4/10

Orks, despite the fact they are clearly made for fighting and winning, are currently a nuisance. This changes if a Beast That Will Bring Much Slaughter level warboss appears and is allowed to grow his empire. A united krork-esque faction means death to everyone in their way. And, considering Ghazzy, this is becoming far more likely by the minute. I frankly want this victory just so I could see a post-war Ork society that's all "Suphisticated an' ole dat'" whilst keeping the ridiculous accent. 6/10.

Chaos wins by expanding the Eye of Terror to galactic levels r corrupting the entire Imperium. The first one is almost certainly going to happen if nothing is done about the Cadian pylons, failing as they are. The second is unlikely but doable, and Chaos force with millions of demon worlds with a massive infrastructure and actual trained forces besides CSM curb-stomp most things. 6/10.

If several win cons trigger I'm not sure what happens, but I imagine it will be horrifying absolutely hilarous.

Probably need someone eventually to test some trap levers. :3

I suggest the use of spikes. Wooden ones specifically.

If the heretic survives long enough, unleash them upon the enemy, for their dodging skills must be immense.

(I.E, training room forever.)

Well, I suppose I should stop by here.

oh noes its da fishhheeeeee

...Ah! The shitpost, it burns!

I blame LW for adding his xeno filth. The whole thing went off the rails from there.

What can I say, its like being caged on Cadia.