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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« on: April 08, 2017, 12:20:29 am »
An 3:elf bursts in, wearing noblelike clothing
3: You murderer, I've been tracking you for so long and now this is where you decide to...
1:*sips loudly with an annoyed expression*
3:You dare ignore me?! *reaches for his shoulder* I'll have you execu-
1:  *puts his cup down, unsheathes a slender quivering pale metal sword and with inhuman speed cuts the elf's legs off in one fell swoop* For Blood's grace you son of an elf would you shut up?! Can't you see I'm trying to drink in peace while having a good time?!
3:*the elf moans loudly in pain*
1:shut up for a second, *puts boot on elf's throat*
   Hey Stulu...
2*Nor is nonchalant of the situation and keeps drinking his wine*

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« on: April 07, 2017, 11:59:20 pm »
Quote from: Asin on April 07, 2017, 11:57:49 pm
Quote from: Jerry The Hellbound on April 07, 2017, 11:50:21 pm
(((You bet.)))

1:Yes indeed

Stulu: Impressive. Very impressive. You said something earlier about a dwarf marrying an elf? Hope he's not a woodcutter, or she'll beat his ass.
1:That's why theyve got tough heads no?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« on: April 07, 2017, 11:50:21 pm »
(((You bet.)))

1:Yes indeed

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« on: April 07, 2017, 11:46:01 pm »
((Gotta reset that quote chain))

1:Well, aside from me killing a bunch of lesser dragons, 46 to be exact, around 7 bandit camps destroyed, two organizations toppled. I did hear about a dwarf marrying some pretty elf. Combination made in the depths no?
Oh, and uh, the fact that I practically opened the gates of hell in my region... Yeah.... That's a problem.
   *snaps* dagger.
2:*tosses dagger*
1*catches dagger and cuts a small piece of the roast tossing the piece and dagger back* There's your portion till our next town.
2:wha-? Umm... Yes sire.
1:Also... *opens satchel takes two sunberries out, tosses one to Nor* closest to sunshine you numbnuts.
2:Yay! *devours it"
1:And here, maybe you can grow it around or something to have some sunshine next time I visit. Kind of caused a bit too much trouble in my region

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« on: April 07, 2017, 11:27:37 pm »
Quote from: Asin
Stulu: 2 copper. Quite a bargain.
And Ongong checked. No apricot wine.
So... Why'd you stop in here?
((Damn I wasn't notified))
1:Damn...
2: (Apricot wine's his favorite)
1:I'll take the roast *snaps*
2:*tosses two copper*
1:*catches* here you go.
   And really, I'm here because I am sort of an bounty hunter. Used to work for ungrateful nobles, one of which had the gall to take credit for my kill... Let's just say he can't speak anymore.
I overtook this guy's lordmanship and became a Lord. A lord that the only warrior he has is that guy *points to Nor*
2:Hmmm...?
1:Honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way, and the guy's treasury was nothing short of massive. Hence me buying without a care. Chrisidilius, my small establishment. More like a camp  really, emptier than the highest point of the sky. And after so much travelling through boat, I'm honestly sick and tired of water...
2:You're rambling again.
1:Right, *ahem* This is the closest place I could find that I could both buy weapons and enjoy booze while I'm at it.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« on: April 07, 2017, 08:07:37 pm »
Quote from: Jerry The Hellbound on April 07, 2017, 06:55:58 pm
-SNIP-
2:Uh, sir Atic... I kind of... ate all our travelling food...
1:Wha-!? *Groans*
   Get back to your spot.
2:Yes sir.
1:*Sigh*
   Do you happen to have some roast or bread? Preferably the roast having some milk incorporated in it?
((It takes considerably longer than I thought writing these, i love it :P))
Quote
Stulu: My name? Stulu Maliceage.

Any roasts? I have a roasted pig... No milk though.



1:How much?
   And about the apricot wine?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« on: April 07, 2017, 07:08:44 pm »
Quote from: Asin on April 07, 2017, 07:00:28 pm
Quote from: Jerry The Hellbound on April 07, 2017, 06:55:58 pm
1:*Snaps*
2:*Automatically tosses two gold coins while staring at the fire* (assuming there's a fire to heat the place up)
1:*Catches the coins*
   Ill take it, and however much more wine the second coin will get me.

Stulu: It'll buy you these 2 bottles of prickle berry wine.
*takes the coins.*
1:Do you not have some Apricot wine?
   Also, mind my rudeness, what might be your name? ((I know the name, but my character doesnt :P))
2:*Drinks it all in one gulp* Uhh... L- Sir Atic, may I have a refill?
1:Sure, come. *Drinks from his own*
   *Pours the remaining of the first bottle in both cups*
2:Uh, sir Atic... I kind of... ate all our travelling food...
1:Wha-!? *Groans*
   Get back to your spot.
2:Yes sir.
1:*Sigh*
   Do you happen to have some roast or bread? Preferably the roast having some milk incorporated in it?
((It takes considerably longer than I thought writing these, i love it :P))

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« on: April 07, 2017, 06:55:58 pm »
Quote from: Asin on April 07, 2017, 06:51:38 pm
Quote from: Jerry The Hellbound on April 07, 2017, 06:19:15 pm
1:I'll take the bottle. *Pours into cups* Here's your cup Nor.
2:Thank you.
1:Now go back to your spot.
2:Yes My Lord.
1:*Drinks*
   And stop calling me Lord, Just call me Atic, gah i just took the title to stop having to work for other civilizations... Ungrateful fools...
   *Drinks again and groans*
   How much for the stone? Might be good instead of a bloody torch. (I'll finally stop burning myself from dripping oil...)
2:*Nor uses a bit of magic to chill his drink*

((I was just about to ask if there were special properties like magic, meaning the things ive got planned in the future will work))

Stulu: The stone costs about 1 gold.

1:*Snaps*
2:*Automatically tosses two gold coins while staring at the fire* ((assuming there's a fire to heat the place up))
1:*Catches the coins*
   Ill take it, and however much more wine the second coin will get me.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« on: April 07, 2017, 06:19:15 pm »
Quote from: Asin on April 07, 2017, 05:39:10 pm
Quote from: Jerry The Hellbound on April 07, 2017, 05:19:32 pm
-SNIP-

Stulu: Angel metal? Like the stuff in vaults that angels wear? Nothing like that... I do have this glowing stone thing though. Maybe you can scrounge up some sort of magic weapon with it.

Oh, and wait a minute.
ONGONG! Get the whip wine!

*A troll comes out holding a bottle of whip wine*

Stulu: Two cups, you said?

((About the glowing orb... This is a DF world that's got some stuff from a future version of DF, like boats and magic.))

1:I'll take the bottle. *Pours into cups* Here's your cup Nor.
2:Thank you.
1:Now go back to your spot.
2:Yes My Lord.
1:*Drinks*
   And stop calling me Lord, Just call me Atic, gah i just took the title to stop having to work for other civilizations... Ungrateful fools...
   *Drinks again and groans*
   How much for the stone? Might be good instead of a bloody torch. (I'll finally stop burning myself from dripping oil...)
2:*Nor uses a bit of magic to chill his drink*

((I was just about to ask if there were special properties like magic, meaning the things ive got planned in the future will work))

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« on: April 07, 2017, 05:19:32 pm »
1:I'll take two cups of whip wine.
  *sits on the imbalanced barstool, almost falling over, catching himself on the bar*
   Hey, DarkBorn, come get your drink.
2:*Mumbles about when he'll find one* Sure Lord Tradestance...
1:Blood's grace... we'll find one for you eventually, just stick with regular cats for now.
2:Alright! *Completely does a 180 emotionally*
1:Good.
   So, *turns to Stulu* how about a weapon or ingot that would be considered... angel metal?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« on: April 06, 2017, 11:33:46 pm »
1:A human and his 2:fully steelclad over-talkative  companion walks in, passing the muttering dwarf
1:What a... Charming place you've got here.
Looks at all the holes in the ceiling and walls
1:I smell booze, so I-
2:OOOOH DO YOU HAVE SUNSHINE? I hear it prolongs your life!
1:*sigh* yeah that's what they say with wine aswell... Anyway, before my companion here rudely interrupted me, I'm looking for a good drink, a weapon and-
2:and a cat person... for personal reasons.
1: ... *thinks for a minute* Oh why not I wonder, why not make it a female one as well... (Eitherway, i don't know if slavery is still a system in this world)Why don't you go over there and keep quiet. I'll get you some sunshine if its available.
2:Ok...
1:*ahem* Regardless, I heard about that noble, heard he had quite an ironhead for "elven beauties" as rare as they probably are...

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DF Modding / Tree DFhack script? (And unit syndrome inspection?)
« on: April 04, 2017, 02:47:31 pm »
Is there some kind of tree spawn command much like the one in arena mode "Create Tree" with tree age and such? Something along the lines of the "liquids" in dfhack.
Also perhaps an "inspect unit" for syndromes?

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Adventure Mode Little Questions Thread
« on: April 03, 2017, 05:20:43 pm »
Wouldn't you just be able to hit Q and see the site?

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Adventure Mode Little Questions Thread
« on: March 31, 2017, 03:33:14 pm »
Now, this was something old, but I'm hoping that it has changed.
Stacking items. Possible now?

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DF Modding / Re: [MODDING] 0.43.x QUESTIONS THREAD
« on: March 22, 2017, 06:50:38 pm »
Quote from: Putnam on March 22, 2017, 06:39:18 pm
What kind of curse? Every curse in the game is fully recreatable in the raws and the raw/interaction examples folder gives examples on how to do it.
Like a kind necromancy, but instead of turning them into zombies it would turn them into a sort of angel minion. Making the "Deity on Earth" thing or a "Fallen Angel" real. Testing some waters in my imaginative brain, creating stories, cause I absolutely love doing that.
Afterall, isn't freedom to do (mostly) anything a concept in Dwarf Fortress, making it a gold mine for stories? (like killing someone with their own guts, which I would assume that I'm lashing them with it [even though that's not how it works, but i can dream]; or being ambushed by a group of bandits, cutting one's head off and beating every other bandit with it; or just simply grabbing someone by the throat and going full on punching bag on their body to the point that you nearly make every limb of its body into powder. Good times... )

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