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Messages - MidnightJaguar

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Roll To Dodge / Re: All Bards Party
« on: November 19, 2016, 10:26:52 am »
marching snare drum guild student reporting to beat some orc heads

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oh jeez forgot all about this. Wiatlist?

Name(s): Tex
Appearance: Clint Eastwood from the good the bad and the ugly

Description/backstory: A special with an obsession with spaghetti a westerns.

Traits:
Nice shooting Rex: he's a good shot with pistols .
Master of dual wielding: can dual wield with no accuracy penalty.
QuicK draw: he can grab a weapon from his holster fast enough that he doesn't seem to stop firing.
Ambidextrous

Inventory:

 2xSmith and Wesson model 29
2xM-9s
2xM1873 Buntline Special Revolver
1 reload of ammo for each gun.
Bowie knife
T-Shirt
Duster with room for holsters and armor plating. is fairly heavy
Jeans
Cowboy hat

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Grunts
« on: November 19, 2016, 12:11:59 am »
Spoiler: Dug (click to show/hide)
Hey, I have a name now you know, I'm Dug.
Agree to be a part of the squad.

((let's get this party started. If I get buried alive a third time can I upgrade my class to Moleman? :P ))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Inquisition Mission 3: The Hillarity Hospital Holocaust
« on: November 18, 2016, 06:45:48 pm »
go WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP like I'm from a three stooges skit and keep running until trump either takes a breather or dies of a heart attack.

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ugh, really sorry about missing that turn. Enlgish project kinda snuck up on me and next thing I know it's 2 AM.

((What is boshing? Do you mean bashing? I'm gonna assume you mean bashing.))

"You're both stuck in a pair of what seem to be earrings. I think your bashing days might be behind you, unless you can do something really amazing with those rings. But you two seem like the type that wouldnt mind a bit of morally ambiguous work. We just finished appropriating this plane, stick with me and maybe we'll run into something else that might require knowledge of dubiously legal things. Although it would help to know what those earrings do."

More talking. If we arrive next turn, pocket the rings.
Look, mate tell you the truth, we're both in a spot of bother right now, just can't seem to figure out where the hell either of us are. Perhaps you can help us out? To tell the truth neither of us quite now what's going on we had a bit of whiskey while we laid low and the next thing we know we both wake up in different rooms with some newfangled sound emitting contraption putting each others voices into the room between the two of us.

You pocket the rings.

Go help grue and the pilot up, if possible. Then get flying home
Uhh, yeah, you kinda need to be piloting. So we'll have them pull themselves out. The get in so you set course for home.


Yeah, uh, we can climb in ourselves.  Maybe the pilot should just man the controls? >.>
[str 4] Groo manages to pull himself into the back of the plane the pilot follows along.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Famous Gladiators
« on: November 18, 2016, 02:33:10 pm »
Spoiler: GM only (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion
« on: November 17, 2016, 11:40:19 pm »
find a small room that no one would care if it was covered in crystals.

((Is like the first mission.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Inquisition Mission 3: The Hillarity Hospital Holocaust
« on: November 17, 2016, 11:30:53 pm »
punch Trump in the face and sprint out of the hospital.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Grunts
« on: November 17, 2016, 04:14:08 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

oh yeah forgot, grab some new big ass knife, mines still stuck in Some worm right now.

((I'm good with another mission. I kinda liked the everyone at once thing.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HEAVY FIGHTING: A team death match mechanics test. 0/4
« on: November 17, 2016, 08:09:27 am »
In

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Go pick upthe guyswhen they set upthe fulton and fly home.
[piloting 2] You barelly avoid snagging the ling in your prop and have to do an emergency maneuver to keep from killing you all. shaking your head to clear it you try again [piloting 4] You manage to get it hooked on and Groo and the pillot are yanked to safety.

"I want to know if you know where you are and what you can do."

More talking.
Now why the hell do yah want to know that? We's good honest citizens is all yah need to know….unless yah got a certain fellow who needs a bit'a boshing?

With the pilot's assistance, Groo will strap into the fulton (double checking that Rufferto's safely attached to him), and ride his way to freedom!
With the officers help Groo, Rufferto and the pilot strap into their fulton chutes and are carried away into the plane from the ground. Groo even manages to keep hold of the beast parts he severed and butchered.

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stoners.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Inquisition Mission 3: The Hillarity Hospital Holocaust
« on: November 16, 2016, 11:29:11 pm »
Ugh sorry, been busy….uhhh, Well we're fucked. Time for some damage control using things that Sean has no skill in.

Attempt to exert a calming presence.
Woah, easy lads. We're all American citizens here right? And thus theres laws we all have to follow right? So let's just keep this kind and courteous and perhaps we can all avoid a shitstorm. So if you'll excuse us me and Mr. President will just continue our inspection of the hospital.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (ISG) Red Hand
« on: November 16, 2016, 09:38:26 pm »
This game just got riducoully awesome.

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Damian chuckles for a moment at being mistaken for a cop. "Fuck the coppers. Always sticking their noses where they don't belong, investigating "strange persons" just because of where they hang around or how they look. He sends back.

More daemon talking. It's a statement, not persuasion.
Alright, so your not a copper. Fine, but if you aren't a copper then what the fuck do yah want?

(("It's not persuasion, it's just a statement that happens to be exactly the right thing to persuade them into liking me!"))

Groo will try cutting the tree down again, this time using his full +2 to daemonism.  Unless the reduced daemonism bonus is due to being tired, in which case he'll shoot the branch off the tree with his M1911.
[daemonism 1+2=3] Groos chop again takes out a tiny sliver of tree. Groo shakes the katana around…maybe it's defective? Shrugging his shoulders he goes for a tried and true method, guns. [marksmanship 2] The shot hits but the branch but fails to make a decent impression. The pilot joins in [marksmanship 4] It takes him a couple of tries but he eventually manages to shoot the branch off and watch as it crashes to the ground. Nice shootin, if I do say so myself.

The plane continus to buzz along blasting Wagner and the wall keeps napping.


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