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Roll To Dodge / Re: All Bards Party
« on: November 19, 2016, 10:26:52 am »
marching snare drum guild student reporting to beat some orc heads
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((What is boshing? Do you mean bashing? I'm gonna assume you mean bashing.))Look, mate tell you the truth, we're both in a spot of bother right now, just can't seem to figure out where the hell either of us are. Perhaps you can help us out? To tell the truth neither of us quite now what's going on we had a bit of whiskey while we laid low and the next thing we know we both wake up in different rooms with some newfangled sound emitting contraption putting each others voices into the room between the two of us.
"You're both stuck in a pair of what seem to be earrings. I think your bashing days might be behind you, unless you can do something really amazing with those rings. But you two seem like the type that wouldnt mind a bit of morally ambiguous work. We just finished appropriating this plane, stick with me and maybe we'll run into something else that might require knowledge of dubiously legal things. Although it would help to know what those earrings do."
More talking. If we arrive next turn, pocket the rings.
Go help grue and the pilot up, if possible. Then get flying homeUhh, yeah, you kinda need to be piloting. So we'll have them pull themselves out. The get in so you set course for home.
Yeah, uh, we can climb in ourselves. Maybe the pilot should just man the controls? >.>[str 4] Groo manages to pull himself into the back of the plane the pilot follows along.
Go pick upthe guyswhen they set upthe fulton and fly home.[piloting 2] You barelly avoid snagging the ling in your prop and have to do an emergency maneuver to keep from killing you all. shaking your head to clear it you try again [piloting 4] You manage to get it hooked on and Groo and the pillot are yanked to safety.
"I want to know if you know where you are and what you can do."Now why the hell do yah want to know that? We's good honest citizens is all yah need to know….unless yah got a certain fellow who needs a bit'a boshing?
More talking.
With the pilot's assistance, Groo will strap into the fulton (double checking that Rufferto's safely attached to him), and ride his way to freedom!With the officers help Groo, Rufferto and the pilot strap into their fulton chutes and are carried away into the plane from the ground. Groo even manages to keep hold of the beast parts he severed and butchered.
Damian chuckles for a moment at being mistaken for a cop. "Fuck the coppers. Always sticking their noses where they don't belong, investigating "strange persons" just because of where they hang around or how they look. He sends back.Alright, so your not a copper. Fine, but if you aren't a copper then what the fuck do yah want?
More daemon talking. It's a statement, not persuasion.
(("It's not persuasion, it's just a statement that happens to be exactly the right thing to persuade them into liking me!"))[daemonism 1+2=3] Groos chop again takes out a tiny sliver of tree. Groo shakes the katana around…maybe it's defective? Shrugging his shoulders he goes for a tried and true method, guns. [marksmanship 2] The shot hits but the branch but fails to make a decent impression. The pilot joins in [marksmanship 4] It takes him a couple of tries but he eventually manages to shoot the branch off and watch as it crashes to the ground. Nice shootin, if I do say so myself.
Groo will try cutting the tree down again, this time using his full +2 to daemonism. Unless the reduced daemonism bonus is due to being tired, in which case he'll shoot the branch off the tree with his M1911.