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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 11, 2018, 12:11:40 am »These people were accused of murdering the children and using necromancy to revive them. The Satanic Panic was utterly insane.The movie was betterEven in the event that was true, why would it matter?
To a certain brand of religious crazy anything from other religions or in any way involving supernatural themes is evil magic being used to corrupt children into demon worshippers.
Remember the D&D satanic panic?
... which is sadly not a parody but an actual artifact of the panic.
https://youtu.be/LADLv1803Vw
Nah, people in the 1980s were losing their minds over this shit. It would all be funny, but there are actually still people in prison because of the mass satanic hysteria, of which the Chick comics were a palatable product.
You can't "update" Dark Dungeons in the same way that you can't update "Duck and Cover". Both only make sense within the cultural milieu that created them, and they are darkly humorous only because of that. Duck and Cover is the friendly face of imminent nuclear annihilation and Dark Dungeons is the friendly face of the massive literal witch hunts that were going on in the 1980s.
You could make a better "Duck and Cover" movie, however it loses the "holy shit they really believed this crap" element, and the amount that it fails is actually an important part of the charm: The charm of the Chick comics is the same: the fact that the main character can't go visit her friend because she's "fighting the zombie" while playing D&D, completely by herself, adds to the charm, and the movie loses that.
Dark Dungeons the comic has pop-culture historical significance, the movie is just a pointless bad movie, and is only meaningful if you read the comic.
