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We could have co-captains. I drive the ship and use the weapons while the dog does the stuff that requires more brains like contactionf other ships and making the right choices for the crew.

Name: Edwin 'Starbeard' Tex
Species: Space pirate (They are born with big beards. They can survive in space a little bit more than the common human.)
Job: Space Pirate Pirate
Age: Probably arround 30 or 40, you can't ask him because he can't count. And he can't talk either.
Description: Stout and robust, bald and with a enormus black beard. His left eye is covered by a black eyepatch and has a gold tooth.

Background: A common space pirate. He has raided multiple ships and stations across the universe just like any other space pirate. Until he suddenly lost his voice, fortune and luck for stealing cursed gold from a cursed space temple, which then caused the loss of ship, his old crew and his left eye. He now looks for a new ship and crew to find a cure to his bad luck in the endless universe. Also to raid more ships.

Attributes:

Strength: 6
Constitution: 6
Dexterity: 6
Intelligence: 2
Fortitude: 6
Luck: 2

Traits:
Missing eye: His left eye is missing.
Greedy: He likes shiny things like gold and jewels.
Cursed: Can't talk.
Ambidextrous: Using both hands, can wield two weapons.
Kleptomaniac: No loot must be left unlooted.

Skills:
Good at using most weapons that are either guns or swords. It's very easy for him to steal and loot enemy ships. Good at fighting in outer space and breaking inside ships.

Special Skills:
Dual wielding: He can use both a space pirate sabre and a space pirate flintlock gun at the same time with both hands. And he is good at it

Belongings:
Space pirate flintlock gun: Uses special bullets and powder that can work in the void of space and at great distances.
Space pirate sabre: Specially made to be able to cut ship hulls and breaking in.
Space pirate clothing: Doubles as a basic space suit. Has a cool space pirate hat too.

"Thank you. Maybe someday I could try to teach you about how staffs work and you could teach me about your medicinal skills."

Drink my midsized bottle of Real Alcohol^TM, eat my Special Ration, chew my Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute and prepare to ram the ship into the drones once the rations take effect on me. If it didn't work before, it's going to work now.

"But a staff requires no effort or time at all, unlike using common medicine. For something that requires no effort from me, should I be thanked?
To tell the truth, I felt useless last fight. I wasn't able to defend myself when others relied on me."

I think because of that ending (It was amazing) I will keep playing as the spider next game.

((I mean, I instantly die after a single hit and a thing is currently hunting me. As far as we know, the sphere could be either sinking on a lake or falling from a waterfall. I wouldn't stay inside and would recommend that everyone else leaves too.))