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Can I get a new grenade, hopefully it'll go better for me this time.

Sorry, no weapon upgrades for ghosts.

GREEN TEAM

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Use my new found ghostly powers to try to possess that robot.. 14+2 fail. (Unlimited retries.)

After it finishes its' scan, the robot crosses its' six arms like a dead insect and powers down. The lights to the room turn off, but a ghost doesn't need it to see. King Zultan senses the unconscious shell is vulnerable. The visor flickers, a finger twitches, then...nothing. The ghost struggles to take over just yet.


BLACK TEAM

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See? i should never join RTD's. For some reason, i get the absolute worst rolls every time. In this case, i don't mind though, as long as my team mate isn't getting too fed up with my randomness-induced incompetence.
Anyway, that should be the end of that bot by all accounts. Try the door. Lets see if we can at least leave now. Oh, and insinuate to the door that it's processor's crashed, so i get my +1 psychological manipulation bonus lol.

It’s all good! Even if they don’t work, the heckles are great
try to leave. If the door refuses entry, introduce it to the bread themed battering ram!

Boulders crash down left and right. Strif3 and Megam0nkey run up and start battering the door with bread and blame, "What, has your processor's crashed?" The door creaks as if it has begun to open.


BLUE TEAM

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Crawl to behind the robot and push it to its doom.

Do we even have anything left to fight except lava?  I attempt to join CrystalizedMire on the high ground, helping push the robot if needed.  But I take the slightly lower of the high ground and shrug.

The platform is getting too small, Crystalizedmire and Imp push the corpse of the remaining fighter robot into the lava. A ramp extends from the door to bridge the distance and they run for the exit. As the door slowly opens, they see a sliver of white light. Peering inside, there is something subconsciously eerie about how empty it is, but it's got to be better than here.


RED TEAM

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Sing a power ballad in TricMagic's honor while gyrating wildly. 3

ZBridges gives a wild gyrating, dancing, singing finale, and just as the song ends, the room fades into darkness...

A spotlight appears on the robot ninjas. Three faceless judges hold up score cards, one after the other: ...7! ...6! ...8!
The crowd cheers, then the spotlight is on ZBridges, it is once again silent for the judges: ...6! ...7! ...9!

The crowd cheers even louder--drowning out sniper fire that rips apart the losers as they plummet below in a mess of parts. The lone survivor turns to see a white void open... There's...a couple of people in the doorway...waving ZBridges inside. Is one of them holding a baguette?

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Quote from: TricMagic on March 23, 2024, 10:48:15 am

Quote from: RoseHeart on March 22, 2024, 09:02:51 pm

Choose a weapon

RoseHeart

POS by Sueco starts playing.

Feels Like Summer by Childish Gambino starts playing.

Above, you see stars, no, a spray of sparkling machine bits as you continue to fall...


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EVERYTHING IS FLOODED WITH A PEACEFUL WHITE LIGHT...


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: Welcome back...

GREEN TEAM

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Am I dead for good or can I respawn?

A six armed robot walks over to the blastmark. It has a red visor, a single glowing eye scans back and forth. You become acutely aware of the fact that you still exist, you are floating above it...


:...a reading...does general intelligence...necessitate a soul..?


BLUE TEAM

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Crawl to the high ground 6

The heck.
As a being that just needlessly duplicated, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh4mFf3pI10
I empower precious CrystalizedMire to draw that entire... thing that doesn't exist in the same reality as me ("Entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity"), and 'get us out of here', Calgon take us away! 4+3 armor piercing -1 use

The bubbling lava pops and churns. Dark smoke is interrupted by pinpoints of light wafting in the air. The orange glow illuminates the many components that form the fighting robots' shiny grey bodies from the bottom up, giving them a sinister appearance. One offers a hand, Crystalizedmire accepts it but slips a little and pulls the robot to their doom before crawling back up. Imp refuses a hand up and the remaining robot resumes a fighting stance. Then its' head starts sparking as it keels over, coming into focus ahead of it is Imp's smoking M4 Carbine.

The platform continues to shrink...


BLACK TEAM

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Closer to the door from running and being swatted, Whack the large stone like a baseball into the robots head using the most cursed of carbs! 5+2 blunt attack

Back up toward the door.
"All your paths lead to the trash compactor. It's your choice how much more humiliation you'll endure along the way..." 1+1 psychological manipulation

The large robot with one leg continues to ignore Strif3's heckling. It lost track of Megam0nkey. It crouches and looks about, then turns with a start. WHACK! Its' head bounces a few times. The ceiling continues to crumble as the large headless robot body crashes into the ground.

Current Unresolved Actions Census (whew)

BLUE TEAM - Turn 3

Crawl to the high ground

The heck.
As a being that just needlessly duplicated, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh4mFf3pI10
I empower precious CrystalizedMire to draw that entire... thing that doesn't exist in the same reality as me ("Entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity"), and 'get us out of here', Calgon take us away!

BLACK TEAM - Turn 2

"Reboot yourself. Your sensors desperately need it for not seeing that one coming."
Then walk to the door.

This only proves the effectiveness of the ultimate weapon! Whack the robot into the ceiling, then dash to the door!

RED TEAM - Final Turn

Sing a power ballad in TricMagic's honor while gyrating wildly.

GHOSTS(?)

Am I dead for good or can I respawn?

Thanks for the enthusiasm(I really appreciate it!), this is getting kind of unwieldy, so I may do things out of order or what ever I need to make this easier for me. Maybe I shoulda done this is a 6 or even 4 player max, but it seems people are getting killed off anyway...


WAITLIST/REPLACEMENTS
BlackPaladin99

SLAIN
King Zultan
Funk
TricMagic

BLACK TEAM - Turn 1 of 4

Point at the large robot: "You're just a walking junkyard with bent crutches for legs."

2+1 psychological manipulation

Smash through the Robot with the most Brittle of blades!

4+2 blunt attack

Large Robot
3+1 smash

"You're just a walking junkyard with bent crutches for legs." The large robot is annoyed, and smacks Strif3 to the side. The worlds most stale baguette smacks it behind the knee and Megam0nkey watches with some surprise as the towering brute crashes in to the wall. Dust and pebbles start raining, but the door forward is still closed. The ceiling wont hold for long! The Strif3 and the large robot begin to stammer to their feet.

I'm willing to try, but what happens to my in with curiosity?

I'll let Gallagher explain.

Imp, would you like to replace a1s? You'd have their empty rifle, but I am not sure if/when you'll have a chance to play otherwise..

WAITLIST/REPLACEMENTS
Imp

SLAIN
King Zultan
Funk