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El Tigre feints a kick to the bug-brain, and instead performs an elbow drop to the prone insectoid!

What could that sound be? Friend? Foe? Either way, that sounds like the place to be! Go NW!

I don't understand, what was my second action?

Am I supposed to keep my old self? If not, here is a new one.

Name: Asrieth
Color: Blue
Aspect: Water

I make a big ball of water. I make the water temporarily cold-resistant, at least until we have a sun or other source of heat. Someone else can add in dirt and stuff.
Making fish will be part of my aspect, right?

Oh dear, the cat thing is someone elses action. Lemme go fix that up.
And sure, I can dig it.

Alright, we can do this. Do I need to use a worker or logistics action to give the 5 FP to another god? It might be difficult when the're busy researching, harvesting food and cursing Gen'iak

I repeat my previous statement, but now in between tears.
Cure the Humans of their Cancer, for fuck’s sake. Improve their crop’s growth, the quality and quantity of their dairy, and tell them that soon, the world is going to end because the Gods are stupid, and that if they conduct a magical ritual, they can come across into the next world. Teach them a magix ritual to do just that. If, for, some reason, the GM/dice make the ritual innefective, prevent me from giving them the ritual, or in soke other way put a wall between the ritual and them, erase the previous statement from the minds of all humans and go inte a corner, contemplating why I exist, and why other Gods are so dead-set on making thta existance hell.

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Everything goes as planned, but before you can shake a stick, they complete the ritual and BANG!, they are all gone. Where they went? Well...hopefully somewhere with a much nicer GM.

Offer humans knowledge of necromancy, balefire and curses of disease and decay to help with their war against deer, if they would build ziggurats and bring me deceased skilled artisans

Autofail

Build a cosmic ark to save at least 500 members of each species in case everything goes to the hell we haven't invented yet.

2Your ark capsizes before anything gets on. How a space ark can sink? That's a mystery for the next world.

Infuse the springs with the Proper Power by visiting the springs and changing holy words over them. The water shall Change the Life that consume IT. So all Life Fed with that spring water will Change developping sphere asociated traits.

2 You fail at your task.

The swine don't eat like regular animals, right? I create a huge number of them to replace the burned-down plants. Do we have water, still? If not, someone needs to make that.

6 Yeah....you make a whole lot of them....their uglyness just makes the whole universe shudder.

Store the felines in a pocket dimension that will survive the reset

5Success! The kitty cats are safe! Advantage on extracting them to in the next universe.

Well the universe is ending better make it pretty

Create a great numbers of stars of all colors that are constantly exploding and producing pleasant music like some sort of super fireworks.

5 You make the universe beautiful, and musical. That's an interesting song they are playing...where have you heard it before....

I didn't give up, I'm trying to create a new planet, and adapted the life on the metal planet to use liquid metal like water
If someone deleted the liquid metal, make clouds that rain it, so that my metal consuming organisms can still survive

3 There are 3 new storm patterns added: Molten Metal, Freezing Metal, and my favorite: Shrapnel Tropical Storms.

Try doing universe repairs?
Can we get that filed under "improve the universe"?

2 The universe is beyond repair.

GENTLEMEN BEHOLD, my solution to saving the universe it involves MORE CORN!
ADD EVEN MORE CORN TO THE PLANET, COVER THE PLANET WITH CORN, EVERYTHING WILL BECOME CORN.......                 CORN!

5Well, at least humans won't suddenly all have hives from this meadow of corn that suddenly covers the whole planet. Even the oceans have babycorn growing on the seafloor.

Stability: 0%
As the gods watch helplessly, the world begins to break apart. Almost as though someone was pulling a loose thread on a sweater, it all just seems to collapse. Colors mix, and anything you touch seems to just float off, as gravity seems to have ceased existing. Your bodies seem unharmed, but you feel...different. Your aspects have been stripped from you.

As the world continues to dissolve, you recognize the eerie silence of the void. You look around, and everything is back to black.

Here you are, back at the beginning.

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New Rules:
Please include your god name and your aspect(s) (you get to start with one) in all action posts. I will be doing a less lazy form of updates, and I cannot for the life of me remember any of your god names.

Aspects, Catastrophic Failures, and Overshoots:
I realize that it is a little unfair that the only good thing about 1s and 6s is that I get to mess with you, and cause you extra pain by destabilizing the universe, so lets change that. Anytime you fuck up in a massive way that is not related to an aspect you currently have, you learn from your mistake, and I give you an additional aspect. Aspects won't make 1s and 6s less frequent, but now they will no longer reduce stability.

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Let's begin again! Remember to reintroduce your new selfs
As you start rebuilding, decide on a name for this universe.

Are we able to choose which location has which vehicles? I think we should consider that in our plans.

Saraab looks at the land and sees it is pretty monotonous, with seas of red/gold grass and the occasional mountain poking out. It is time to change that.

In the Red-Prairie, he creates the Umbrella Tree. This is a thin tree with incredibly deep and wide roots, to hold it in place during storms. While it doesn't grow very tall (15-20ft) it has an incredibly wide canopy (nearly 50ft) that provides plenty of shade and cover from dragons. It spreads it seeds using the wind later in the season, which sprout quickly in order to avoid the Wildfire Grass. Their leaves are gold.

In an area where the Wildfire Grass has not reached yet, he creates the Hardwood Forest: a group of trees that grow wide and tall. The wood is durable, but lightweight, and they produce tasty fruit. The wood is a dark brown while the leaves are a dark green.

Saraab spends 4 energy creating two species of trees.