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Requesting an overview of my stuff.

Was bored so I checked you have:

PHASE 1:
Anomalous Hack Job Space-Air Ship:
Hack Job(somebody spliced a spaceship and an airship together. repairing this thing is going to be tricky, but keeping it usable is going to be easier. It just won't be safe. Think Millennium Falcon.)
Anomalous(a luck roll (1d8) will be made each day-night cycle. A 1 is bad, an 8 is good.
Air Vessel(can bypass many kinds of terrain)
Large(more hit points, harder to dodge)

PHASE 2
Infinite Improbability Bomb:
No(no, no, and no. This isn't a drive. This is a bomb. The kind that could feasibly injure a lesser eldritch entity. Don't use it.)

Infinite Improbability Drive:
Quantum Collapse Warp(bypass terrain)
Quantum Variability(will likely not arrive exactly where you wish to, without the assistance of an eldritch entity at least)
Please Don't Mess With It(if damaged, will have very strange effects on you and your vehicle when used)
And The Same For Overuse(if you use it too many times in one turn... see the above. Do consider that's what you'll be using to dodge attacks, unless you have another plan)

PHASE 3
CDDC + Midnight Crew:
By the power of dice!(potentially massive damage, depending on your rolls)
Burnt Out(single shot, may have averse side effects)
Midnight Crew(including this in your vehicle will cause the Midnight Crew to spawn and chase after you)

Spray-On Void Armor!:
Limited Amount(can only be used three times, must be used as a night action(unless you want the armor to work during the night, but why would you want that?))(works in phase following the one it's used in)
Expired(potentially nasty)
Void Armor(causes your vehicle to absorb harmful energy exerted against it, up to a certain point)

PHASE 4
Midnight Crew:
Still Psychopaths(more of a course hazard than a crew)
Midnight Crew, after all(rather dangerous)

Faulty AI:
Faulty(50% chance of misinterpreting any command you give it)
AI(has control over your ship)
Might Even Get Worse(taking damage will make the AI worse)

PHASE 5
Halfway Decent AI:
AI(has control over ship)
AI Core(if core is damaged, AI will get... worse. Core is armored though.)

One re-roll or roll for artifact remaining.

Siriel sends everything except the spare classic car to assembly.

Dullahan Driver:
Afraid of Gold(will refuse to drive towards gold)
Skilled Driver(drive further, dodge attacks better)
No Barrier Shall Stop Ye(all doors, locks, gates, whatnot will not stop your vehicle)

Hippy Elf Mechanic:
Respect for Nature(will not like it if you hunt animals or damage nature in any other way)
Super Skills(very good at repairing vehicles)
Natural Integration(will slowly convert your vehicle to living wood if you let him do the repairs)

Annoying Pipes System:
Steam Channel(send steam from your engine to the back of the vehicle, can't be turned off. Can cloud vision when combined with an overcharge of your engine.)

Low-Level Overcharge:
Overcharge!(go faster and further, just not as much as with a 5)
Side Effects(cause slight damage to your engine, increases if used in a cycle after it was used in the previous one)
STEAM!(sends extra steam out of the engine)

Worn All-Terrain Wheels:
All-Terrain (reduces terrain penalties)
Worn (less durability)

Perpetual Motion Steam Motor:
Perpetual(no fuel of any kind needed)
Magic Stones(may be removed from engine and used to boost a spell's power in an emergency)

Classic Car:
Reliable(will keep functioning with less hit points)
Not using all 'dem fancy 'lectronics(EMP resistant)
Comfy Seats(less chance of crew mutiny if they are sentient beings)

Open north door check if our allies are there before  shooting

Loot the corpses of the other guys and the closet you need weapons (and medicine and a new armor and more experimental serums but weapons are the most important now.)

Jump forwards destroying their barricade with my momentum.

Pull gun and shot the guy above the stairs

Ignore the bat-monkeys and jump towards the last working autogun