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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« on: October 27, 2016, 01:39:15 am »
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Which phase, the first years or the post-PAWS years?Because doing literally anything with garfield makes it infinitely more funny than the actual garfield comics
Garfield is literally the unfunniest comic ever, so juxtaposing him with anything even remotely funny causes hilarious irony.
Why would you want to post in heisenbergselfies.org?I'm a content creator too you fucking peasant >:V
Well, that means you just need to disappear to get the complete package!
Can I post your selfies in dubious places while you're away?
Emotional blackmail.QuoteIf atheism is true, it is far from being good news. Learning that we're alone in the universe, that no one hears or answers our prayers, that humanity is entirely the product of random events, that we have no more intrinsic dignity than non-human and even non-animate clumps of matter, that we face certain annihilation in death, that our sufferings are ultimately pointless, that our lives and loves do not at all matter in a larger sense, that those who commit horrific evils and elude human punishment get away with their crimes scot free — all of this (and much more) is utterly tragic.[4]QuoteNothing matters if atheism is true.
Ran out of deodorant.Ouch. What's thee prognosis?
Had to walk to the shops (to buy food as well, not just deodorant) in the grips of an intense, "does-my-butt-smell-bad" paranoia on top of my usual anxiety. Whoof. That wasn't fun. Also I bashed my injured knee with a box of crackers when my shopping bag decided to rotate unexpectedly.![]()
Why spiders in general?The sad fact is that even the most dangerous spiders in the world are not very dangerous, but that doesn't stop people from developing overblown lifelong fears of them.
Yeah, my wife suffered a nasty brown recluse bite something like 17 years ago. It was debilitating for long enough that it ended up prompting her to drop out of school (they had an infestation in the dorms, wouldn't admit fault, were intentionally misdiagnosing student's bites to avoid liability, led to her bite getting really bad and missing a bunch of school, wouldn't let her make up work so she was guaranteed to fail, and wouldn't refund). This led into a whole string of life-changing events, eventually including coming to live with me. She still has a recess where there once was a chunk of flesh missing.
She liked spiders before this. Now she freaks the fuck out at them.