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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Siegebreak [Semi-Minimalist] {Turn 2}
« on: May 02, 2017, 10:26:02 am »
Hello, can I play against you? I'll update the message after I get the answer.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 11)
« on: May 02, 2017, 01:41:50 am »
Eliphas walks to Lorgar and bows before him. "Accept the milk from me, for I struggled hard for it. Our legion must grow stronger, Chaos must grow stronger..."
Carefully handle milk to Lorgar. Win the game.
If successful: Request permission from Lorgar to get elite strike force (2 Obliterators and 10 Chaos Space Marines with heavy weaponry + 1 Land Raider for transporting them). The game may be won, but Chaos will always benefit from more milk.
Carefully handle milk to Lorgar. Win the game.
If successful: Request permission from Lorgar to get elite strike force (2 Obliterators and 10 Chaos Space Marines with heavy weaponry + 1 Land Raider for transporting them). The game may be won, but Chaos will always benefit from more milk.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Pure minimalism.
« on: May 01, 2017, 12:08:54 am »
Bob Crockett keeps working on his project. There's hobo called Steve nearby whom nobody likes, even the other hobos.
FINISH THE PROJECT!
IF SUCCESSFUL: SHOOT FROM NEURON CELLS DESTROYER AT HOBO STEVE. FUCK YOU, STEVE!
IF FAILURE: START A NEW PROJECT: INFERNO BEAM CANNON!
FINISH THE PROJECT!
IF SUCCESSFUL: SHOOT FROM NEURON CELLS DESTROYER AT HOBO STEVE. FUCK YOU, STEVE!
IF FAILURE: START A NEW PROJECT: INFERNO BEAM CANNON!
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Other Games / Re: Europa Universalis IV
« on: April 30, 2017, 09:56:50 am »
Maaaaan, AI of allies turned from "slightly idiotic" to "inbred imbecile". AI completely ignores enemy siege in the nearest province and besieges enemy fort, even though he obviously can crush it and it won't take long at all. I think Total War: Rome II at the release had MUCH better AI, even though it doesn't say much.
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Other Games / Re: Europa Universalis IV
« on: April 30, 2017, 07:22:37 am »Uh, I dont think they ever removed combat width. Just the terrain penalties to it. But since one is now always the defender when relieving a siege, defending has become way easier.
Well, I did mean "combat width penalty". In what way defending became "easier"? If anything, small nations have zero chance without the penalty which their enemies receive, penalty to rolls is not noticeable against BBB or Ottomans, while "combat width penalty" was deciding factor between failure or success.
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Other Games / Re: Europa Universalis IV
« on: April 30, 2017, 06:12:57 am »
So, I got plans for returning to EUIV after getting a breakdown from the stupid AI while playing as Hungary. I'm planning to revisit it again and I have a couple of questions:
1. Is Mandate of Heaven worth it? How did people react to it?
2. Has been the combat width brought back? Removal of combat width made small-to-medium factions even more weaker than ever before. They have like zero chance to win against Ottoderps or BBB after the removal (unless you're a god-tier player).
1. Is Mandate of Heaven worth it? How did people react to it?
2. Has been the combat width brought back? Removal of combat width made small-to-medium factions even more weaker than ever before. They have like zero chance to win against Ottoderps or BBB after the removal (unless you're a god-tier player).
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 10)
« on: April 30, 2017, 01:19:44 am »
"You will pay for this, traitor..."
Pull a sword out of my ass
If Successful: Slash his left leg horizontally
If Failure: Prepare for Hand-to-Hand Combat: Await for his strike and interrupt his attack by suddenly grabbing and wrestling the sword, then disarm him
Pull a sword out of my ass
If Successful: Slash his left leg horizontally
If Failure: Prepare for Hand-to-Hand Combat: Await for his strike and interrupt his attack by suddenly grabbing and wrestling the sword, then disarm him
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Pure minimalism.
« on: April 29, 2017, 03:30:38 pm »
Bob Crockett roars. Not because of broken bones but because of failure. After roaring, he searches for a new place.
SEARCH FOR SOME ABANDONED BUILDINGS WITHOUT ANY DANGEROUS INHABITANTS. (Like gangs or drug addicts)
IF SUCCESSFUL: LIVE IN THE PLACE AND START NEW PROJECT: NEURON CELLS DESTROYER!
IF FAILURE: TRY TO FIND A CARDBOARD BOX AND LIVE IN IT. START THE PROJECT SOMEWHERE IN THE DARK ALLEY.
SEARCH FOR SOME ABANDONED BUILDINGS WITHOUT ANY DANGEROUS INHABITANTS. (Like gangs or drug addicts)
IF SUCCESSFUL: LIVE IN THE PLACE AND START NEW PROJECT: NEURON CELLS DESTROYER!
IF FAILURE: TRY TO FIND A CARDBOARD BOX AND LIVE IN IT. START THE PROJECT SOMEWHERE IN THE DARK ALLEY.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Pure minimalism.
« on: April 29, 2017, 01:04:53 pm »
"DAMN IT!!", screamed Bob. However, he suddenly starts laughing like crazy.
CREATE HEAVY FLAMETHROWER EXOSKELETON!
IF SUCCESSFUL: ENTER THE EXOSKELETON AND BURN THIS PLACE WHILE LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC, THEN USE JETPACK TO ESCAPE FROM THE BUILDING.
IF IT'LL EXPLODE: USE MY ANTI-GRAV BOOTS TO SAFELY JUMP OUT FROM THE WINDOW.
CREATE HEAVY FLAMETHROWER EXOSKELETON!
IF SUCCESSFUL: ENTER THE EXOSKELETON AND BURN THIS PLACE WHILE LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC, THEN USE JETPACK TO ESCAPE FROM THE BUILDING.
IF IT'LL EXPLODE: USE MY ANTI-GRAV BOOTS TO SAFELY JUMP OUT FROM THE WINDOW.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« on: April 29, 2017, 12:03:57 pm »2546
Roll To Dodge / Re: Pure minimalism.
« on: April 29, 2017, 12:51:22 am »
Yet another promising minimalist game!
Name: Bob Crockett
Description: A tall white guy with beige pants and light blue T-shirt. Bald, brown eyes, small ears. Secretly works for Evil Inc.
Goal: Create ultimate evil.
Class: Mad Scientist
CREATE A SUPER ACID BOMB
IF SUCCESSFUL, LAUGH MANIACALLY
IF FAIL, RUN AWAY FROM THE EXPLOSION
EDIT: Some grammar fixes and additional description.
Name: Bob Crockett
Description: A tall white guy with beige pants and light blue T-shirt. Bald, brown eyes, small ears. Secretly works for Evil Inc.
Goal: Create ultimate evil.
Class: Mad Scientist
CREATE A SUPER ACID BOMB
IF SUCCESSFUL, LAUGH MANIACALLY
IF FAIL, RUN AWAY FROM THE EXPLOSION
EDIT: Some grammar fixes and additional description.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 9)
« on: April 28, 2017, 10:53:37 am »
What if someone like Julius Caeser or Attila the Hun appear in the game?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 9)
« on: April 28, 2017, 02:14:52 am »
Eliphas the Inheritor looks rather angrily at Chaos Space Marine who denied his request for the audience.
"Listen, worm. You just denied access to me, most likely not even knowing who I am. I am Eliphas the Inheritor, The Purger of Kronus* and one of Dark Apostles of our great legion!
And you dare to deny my audience? I'm on a secret mission which Primarch Lorgar gave me personally, so please, think again and ask yourself: "Do I really want to piss off my superior-in-rank?"
* In Minimalism and Milk universe, he won Dark Crusade for Kronus (aka planet for which 40K factions were battling in DoW: Dark Crusade).
Intimidate the worm who denied audience to me
If successful: Gave milk to Lorgar and request elite force (same composition as in the previous post).
If not: Challenge him to a duel.
BTW, in which (Our calendar) year the RTD takes place?
"Listen, worm. You just denied access to me, most likely not even knowing who I am. I am Eliphas the Inheritor, The Purger of Kronus* and one of Dark Apostles of our great legion!
And you dare to deny my audience? I'm on a secret mission which Primarch Lorgar gave me personally, so please, think again and ask yourself: "Do I really want to piss off my superior-in-rank?"
* In Minimalism and Milk universe, he won Dark Crusade for Kronus (aka planet for which 40K factions were battling in DoW: Dark Crusade).
Intimidate the worm who denied audience to me
If successful: Gave milk to Lorgar and request elite force (same composition as in the previous post).
If not: Challenge him to a duel.
BTW, in which (Our calendar) year the RTD takes place?
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General Discussion / Re: The small random questions thread [I spoiled my pants]
« on: April 28, 2017, 12:15:21 am »
Warhammer 40K question: How does Imperium of Man treat LGBT people? I think it's either "extermination" or "not enough info"...
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Other Games / Re: RimWorld - basically the sci-fi Dwarf Fortress
« on: April 27, 2017, 11:40:17 am »
Well that's just not right.
Now I want to start playing CKII again...
@ Drugs
When I played Rimworld first time, I was avoiding drugs due to my RL belief that drugs are bad. But one day I decided to order a huge pile of wake-up... Now I'll try to buy wake-up whenever I have money.
P.S Also, I'm the only one who doesn't like to buy stuff for silver and almost always try to barter?