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"No, Primarch Lorgar will not accept milk from anyone else expect me. It's a special assignment which he gave ONLY to me."


Bluff the Sorcerer in order to get teleported back to Word Bearers' base.
If successful: hand the milk to Lorgar and request elite strike force, consisting of 2 Obliterators, 16 Chaos Space Marines with heavy weaponry and Chaos Land Raider for transporting both Obliterators and CSM.
If failed: Store the milk in my ass (aka: Hammerspace), pull out new power sword from the ass and prepare to defend myself.

@ Dota2 community

I don't play Dota, but from what I know about the game is that it's pretty much populated by Russian 6-12 y.o foul-mouthed boys, who constantly scream "Мамку ебал!" (pronounced: Mam-koo ebal, Translation: "(I) fucked your mommy"). I'm embarrassed as a Russian, but I know that there are plenty of foul-mouthed foreign kids, so it kinda reduces embarrassment.

I just got a bug in Rome: Total War 1, Praetorian Cohort got stuck after they delivered the siege tower to the city walls. They just were running circles around the siege tower, while the other Praetorian Cohort successfully delivered and assaulted the walls with ease. At least I successfully conquered the city from Julii.

Eliphas wakes up and sees that he floats in Warp. Milk containers float around him.

Collect the containers.
Contact Word Bearers somehow and tell them that I have the milk.
Give the milk to Primarch Lorgar himself.
Persuade him to give me a small strike force as a reward. (2 Chaos Sorcerers and a Rhino Transport with 10 Chaos Space Marines inside of it. Rhino also has Heavy Bolter installed on top of it.)
Open warp portal which leads to the most western school in Genericville.
Enter the Rhino and order to ride through the portal.


It's probably a very stupid question but did Eliphas saved some milk containers?

EDIT: Updated.

Quote from: CrocAndBearLover on April 23, 2017, 01:02:48 am

Eliphas got surprised, he didn't think he could be so easily defeated. Still, it looks like he has another plan.


Go to McDonald's, ignoring fire from the police and Imperials. My power armour should be able to handle their puny, primitive guns.
Collect every plastic milk container there. If someone will try to stop me, use my bare hands.
Open the warp portal and enter it.

Also, why I didn't attack Guillman? It's because johiah didn't post? Feels unfair, but let's move on.

Oi! That's MY milk!

If this guy gets to the McDonalds before I do, kick him in the nuts, steal his milk, and run away (back to the apartment).

Are you really so foolish that you try to stop Chaos Undivided? Come on, don't cry when you break your foot after striking my armour...

If this fool tries to stop me, try to counter kick him in the crotch.

Pontus doesn't exist anymore and I'm happy as hell. I reduced them to one province and yet they still managed to fight me off quite a few times. Next target is Dacia and then Civil War.

Rome: Total War 1

Granted, the feeding requirements are extensive, and exhorbitently expensive. and said dragon will blame you for feeding failures, and turn on you for them. additionally, the time and involvement requirements are equally extreme. you can't maintain any other jobs while attempting to meet them. good luck surviving the process of raising it. and remember to renew your dragon handler's licence annually, and to pay the licicincing fees when you do. remember your dragon's mandatory collar includes those gps, anti-tamper, and termination features if you ever get uppity about the law.

I wish I could walk on air.

Granted. You can walk on air but it's so slow, that you decide to walk on the ground.

I wish my beard would grow faster.

Also, in which state is Genericville? I'm not strong in US geography, but I always can look the map up.