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I'd like to be dorfed as "Tovarisch CABL", male cook/brewer. Also, sorry for forgetting about the existence of this thread, you just didn't posted for a long period.

RIP Despot Konstantinos the Bold of Southern Italy, the most fun character I've ever played as.

Here are the most notable shenanigans of him:
- He was a gay man who had three boyfriends (Marshal, Spymaster and Patriarch), and also slept with the King of Hungary. And he also managed to lose homosexuality thanks to Satanist orgy.
- He conquered Duchy of Longobardia from the False Italian Kingdom.
- Sacrificed two (Catholic) Popes and kidnapped and ransomed at least eight of them.
- After losing his homosexuality to Satan, he seduced beautiful and smart ("Quick" trait) Lombard woman which he married after his wife's mysterious death. He kept his romantic relationships with his gay friends, tho.
- Saved his dynasty from losing the throne of Southern Italy by imprisoning and impaling his demonic daughter. Everybody hated him after it, even though she was suspected Spawn of Satan.
- Converted to Greek culture.
- The life's story of Konstantinos is basically can be described as "ambitious gay man who became a shell of his former self". At first, he was a naive but ambitious man who wanted to gain glory (and he did) but grew more bitter with age. At the end of his life, Konstantinos was basically a stressed drunkard who didn't care about anything. He did nothing except drinking the most luxurious wine he could afford.

@ Glloyd

I personally enjoy it, but I recommend to wait for the sale. Satanists are OP at the moment and need a nerf, so you can play 2.7 without MaM for now (I personally was more excited for the patch). It will be worth it after Paradox fixes the balance, tho.

Also, my daughter is a Spawn of Satan and I have Agnatic Primogeniture. I don't want to sound sexist, but why the girls are always Demon Childs in my game and not the boys? And why it always happens to me during agnatic succession law?

My beard has a hard time growing on my chin, while it has no problem growing under it. But at least it's very soft and pleasant to touch. It's somewhat ironical that I have troubles with growing the beard/moustache despite being hairy.

It's finally here! Hail Satan!

Too bad that my Internet has problems...

There is one thing which bugs me: If you kill a close kin of someone via discovered plot, then the other close kin will become rivals with you, while if you capture, let's say, King/Sultan/Rajah who has 6 children and execute/torture/humiliate him, then the children will simply get major opinion penalty towards you, but will not become rivals with you. This makes no sense.

Does anybody knows the origin of 1950s Middle Finger Man meme? I really like the picture and recently rediscovered it, but I don't even know who is that person in the picture, let alone how it became a meme.

Just finished my Ireland -> Wales -> Empire of Britannia campaign. The reason why I didn't go for Empire of Britannia is because MaM will be released soon, plus the campaign itself was kinda dull.

Here, 'ave some screenshots (no detailed commentary for the screenshots, cuz I haven't enjoyed this campaign too much):