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Other Games / Re: SALES Thread
« on: December 23, 2016, 03:26:43 pm »
So, every XCOM 2 DLC has -33% discount in Steam Store. I'm planning to revisit XCOM 2 after the New Year. What DLC are worth my time?
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: December 22, 2016, 02:56:52 pm »
So, I Hate Everything uploaded new "The Search For The Worst" episode called "Fred Movie Trilogy" ("movies" about some obnoxious YouTuber called FЯED).
Those "movies"... They are... So FUCKING REPULSIVE! I love watching IHE content, but those "movies" were so repulsive, that I was feeling how my already not-the-best mental health gets shattered. I was walking without any focus for 10 minutes before I resumed the review. There are no words in both Russian and English languages which can describe how repulsive those movies are! Even "torture with Batmobile" scene from Arkham Knight faints in comparison to sheer REPULSIVENESS of those... Abominations!
*drinks full bottle of bleach and collapses*
Those "movies"... They are... So FUCKING REPULSIVE! I love watching IHE content, but those "movies" were so repulsive, that I was feeling how my already not-the-best mental health gets shattered. I was walking without any focus for 10 minutes before I resumed the review. There are no words in both Russian and English languages which can describe how repulsive those movies are! Even "torture with Batmobile" scene from Arkham Knight faints in comparison to sheer REPULSIVENESS of those... Abominations!
*drinks full bottle of bleach and collapses*
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General Discussion / Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« on: December 22, 2016, 02:56:27 am »
This needs to be preserved for the future generations!
Notes: I don't know how really dangerous are wasps, despite that I encountered them in the past (And likely will encounter even more in the future). This quote made laugh, tho. Hornets are much more dangerous than wasps will ever bee, tho.
wasps are the scariest motherfuckers out there
You think mice are scary because they move fast and they're small?
Wasps are so small, they're like fucking invisible ninjas
They're fast and they will hunt you the fuck down
They have venomous knives in their asses, and fuck that shit
They fly, they fucking fly
They come in nests of only ten-hundred-fucking-thousand wasps
They kill bees, and bees are bros
Every summer, my city is absolutely flooded with wasps. They once built four nests in my house in just one month. I get yellow wasps, black wasps, blue wasps, red wasps, big wasps, and small wasps. It's like a terrible Dr. Seuss book.
Notes: I don't know how really dangerous are wasps, despite that I encountered them in the past (And likely will encounter even more in the future). This quote made laugh, tho. Hornets are much more dangerous than wasps will ever bee, tho.
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General Discussion / Re: Commercials are terrible
« on: December 20, 2016, 02:22:19 am »
I once saw REALLY sexualized advertisement on TV. I don't remember it very well and I only saw like last 15 seconds of this horrible ad. There was a woman in a bikini which was eating ice cream with watermelon flavour, and while she was eating, her breasts became so big (Yay! Watermelons "joke"), that Ivy Valentine from Soulcalibur will be jealous. It was back in 2013, when I was 13 years old, and I was really scared of the ad. And that ad (and biased news) is the reason why I don't watch TV anymore.
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General Discussion / Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« on: December 18, 2016, 05:17:04 am »... I didn't notice any UI change on YouTube.
I didn't the last time people complained either.
Well, when I rebooted my computer, I opened up my browser and YouTube had completely different UI with tons of RED! I saw a button in the right lower corner of the UI called "return to older UI" or something like that. I clicked it and BOOM! Old UI has returned.
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General Discussion / Re: Streamers and Let's Players, who's your faves?
« on: December 18, 2016, 03:52:50 am »
Let's Players/Streamers:
LobosJr does Soulborne games. His stuff is really great.
Yrimir is amazing, but he didn't upload stuff for a year.
Reviewers:
Linkara is simply amazing. I don't read comics, but his reviews are so awesome and witty. Maybe his newer stuff is meh, but his old stuff is worth watching. If someone is interested, I can give my list of must-watch Linkara episodes.
TotalBiscuit, The Cynical Brit is a great reviewer, but I haven't watched him for a year.
I Hate Everything does "I HATE" (rants on various things) and "The Search For The Worst" (Quest for the worst film of all time). He'll probably make your ass itchy, but he's actually very level-headed and calm, and he has great arguments.
LobosJr does Soulborne games. His stuff is really great.
Yrimir is amazing, but he didn't upload stuff for a year.
Reviewers:
Linkara is simply amazing. I don't read comics, but his reviews are so awesome and witty. Maybe his newer stuff is meh, but his old stuff is worth watching. If someone is interested, I can give my list of must-watch Linkara episodes.
TotalBiscuit, The Cynical Brit is a great reviewer, but I haven't watched him for a year.
I Hate Everything does "I HATE" (rants on various things) and "The Search For The Worst" (Quest for the worst film of all time). He'll probably make your ass itchy, but he's actually very level-headed and calm, and he has great arguments.
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General Discussion / Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« on: December 18, 2016, 02:23:48 am »
I just found how to return to old YouTube UI. Goodbye Red Energy!
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: December 17, 2016, 11:23:56 am »
I'm maybe late to the party, but YouTube changed the design and now it's just !!EYE MELTING!!! Too much RED ENERGY!! First it was Valve who made their Steam Store's front page awful, now Google destroyed YouTube UI. Stahp destroying good (or at least tolerable) UIs, you arrogant, good-for-nothing money grabbers! Seriously, stahp it!
P.S Why the hell Toady closed down "Things which made you rage today" thread?
P.S Why the hell Toady closed down "Things which made you rage today" thread?
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread: THE CLAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW edition
« on: December 17, 2016, 04:56:30 am »
Solar Pillar in Terraria is so friggin hard! Enemies have all those sudden dashes and deal GIANT amount of damage! It already was hard in Normal mode, but in Expert mode, it's pretty much "try to don't rip off your hair in rage" challenge.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: World Building Game
« on: December 16, 2016, 08:19:35 am »
Looks interesting, I'll join if you don't mind.
New Continent: Kazurnia
Create new race: Kazurnians
Create Magic Plant: Coldfruit tree
If you don't want me here, then fine. I'll edit my post to *PLEASE DELETE*.
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New Continent: Kazurnia
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Create new race: Kazurnians
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Create Magic Plant: Coldfruit tree
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If you don't want me here, then fine. I'll edit my post to *PLEASE DELETE*.
825 points left.
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Other Games / Re: Europa Universalis IV
« on: December 11, 2016, 06:55:19 am »
Gosh, AI became so bad since 1.18.4! It suddenly retreats when you try to save your ally's sorry butt, it can't concentrate on sieges, it doesn't help you! My Hungary run is FUBAR thanks to France (I was under PU with France. How I got PU'd? RNG happened, that's how) suddenly retreating on their own will. I wanted to give you chance to win this freaking fight, France! If Paradox will not return combat width (or give us new combat mechanics) in 1.20 patch, I'll start whining on their forums 'till they apologize and return combat width in the next hotfix/patch.
P.S Anyone noticed that France is kinda weak most of the time? The only time they were truly blobby is my Russian campaign.
P.S Anyone noticed that France is kinda weak most of the time? The only time they were truly blobby is my Russian campaign.
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Other Games / Re: Gaming Pet Peeves
« on: December 08, 2016, 10:48:06 am »You would probably hate Freedom Force! (though I think the sequel is far superior to the first... shame it is the last)... because almost all bosses are flunky bosses.
Then again, given you can knock around bosses in that game like they ain't no thang... It is usually the bosses that ARN'T Flunky Bosses that are the dumb ones... because they have to give them cheapo abilities (Giant Bosses, just forget melee)
I've heard about Freedom Force, but I'm not really into superhero stuff. I watched The Dark Knight trilogy and played Arkham trilogy, though.
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Other Games / Re: Gaming Pet Peeves
« on: December 08, 2016, 08:56:00 am »Flunky Bosses aka Bosses with stupid, irritating, rage-inducing minions.
I admit that I don't know many flunky bosses outside Dark Souls trilogy. But as much as I love Dark Souls games, FromSoft can't do good Flunky Bosses.
Spoiler: Dark Souls 1-3 spoilers (click to show/hide)
Terraria has only like 2 bosses with annoying minions, EoC and BoC. But they are a joke compared to Flunky Bosses of DkS.
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Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: December 04, 2016, 09:04:11 am »
Finally killed Plantera after like 48th attempt. So much adrenaline that my hands are shaking.
EDIT: Changed to attempt.
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EDIT: Changed to attempt.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread: THE CLAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW edition
« on: December 01, 2016, 04:34:08 am »
Sefton Hill (head of Rocksteady Studios) liked Batman v Superman.
It's both sad and hilarious when you realize that Arkham Knight and Batman v Superman have a good amount of similarities. Particularly the portrayal of Batman as violent psycho and enormous hype machine behind both products.
It's both sad and hilarious when you realize that Arkham Knight and Batman v Superman have a good amount of similarities. Particularly the portrayal of Batman as violent psycho and enormous hype machine behind both products.