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"Hey Tor, mind if I join? We can cover more ground together!"

Join Tor on their search for turtles.

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Seaside Town sounds good! Maybe I can re-enact my Turtle Beach fantasy...

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Nobody Likes the Lackeys - Chapter 1.9: Disco Inferno
« on: September 25, 2016, 02:08:39 am »
"Hmm, with the luck I'm having I could sure use a hand from someone!"

Pick up Righty's left, then head toward the doors.

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"Hmmm" I think whilst cradling the cuts on my scalp. "Maybe this fighting lark isn't for me..."

After noticing Tor's new friend, I search around for a turtle pet of my own.

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There's one thing in this world that Terry Pin loves almost as much as turtles. Something that also has a hard outer casing. Something that also has a long neck. Something that also tastes just as good.... A bottle of beer.

 Steal the bus drivers beer and drink it all. Then smash the empty bottle on his head.

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"Right. That's it. I've had enough."

I'm feeling pretty shell-shocked after everything that's happened.

I stay where I am on the ground after having an entire bus drive over my legs. I try to block out the sounds of battle as my mind becomes filled with thoughts of turtles...

I picture myself laying on a beach somewhere warm. There are turtles everywhere. Small turtles and large turtles. Turtles in the sea and turtles on the sand. "Yo Terry!" I hear someone shout. It's one of my turtle friends, Donatello. He's heading towards me with his three friends. They're carrying a huge silver platter overflowing with lettuce and grapes. "This is surely heaven," I think to myself as Michelangelo feeds me grape after grape. Raphael takes a large lettuce leaf and begins to fan, providing a cool breeze against the midday sun.

"Aaaah, this is the life."

I use Patience of the Tortoise.

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"Okay maybe this whole thing was a bad idea..."

I'm gonna make my way back out the bus (taking extra care when descending the steps, and try to join the battle by Turtle Toteming a nearby bugbear

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I'm going to stay on the bus and guard the door. It'll be easier to defend if it's the only point of entry.

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Introducing Terry Pin

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