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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« on: January 26, 2017, 05:06:39 pm »
Asin: A silver dagger for about 5 copper.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« on: January 26, 2017, 05:04:45 pm »Unnamed elven adventurer: "Surely you put something in my drink barkeep. I'm leaving."
*tosses a kolbold leather purse behind the bar*
"Keep the change."
*unnamed elven adventurer has left!*
Sulus:
I put nothing in your drink.
Farewell!
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: January 26, 2017, 04:47:25 pm »
Beat down the guy who killed him.
WWUD if he opened a portal and entered other worlds?
(Like Pokémon)
WWUD if he opened a portal and entered other worlds?
(Like Pokémon)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« on: January 26, 2017, 04:39:16 pm »
Sulus: Hmm...
Huh. I do have one barrel.
Why is 201 your favorite vintage?
Huh. I do have one barrel.
Why is 201 your favorite vintage?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« on: January 26, 2017, 04:35:18 pm »Is this still open?
Asin: Yes sir! What would ya like?
A portal opens and a massive slug destroys half the shop.
gurgling it grows wings and flys back into the portal.
What just happened?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« on: January 26, 2017, 04:34:02 pm »
Sulus: What has happened here?
...
Mr. Death God, would you like something to drink?
...
Mr. Death God, would you like something to drink?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« on: January 26, 2017, 04:10:50 pm »
Sulus: Calm down, the lot of ya!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« on: January 26, 2017, 03:19:40 pm »Lots of things happening right now!Sulus: Take care!
Lots!
Thank you, friend!
You're quite welcome.
Not you!
The two dwarves each place a few coins on the table before leaving, in the middle of an argument.
Come back soon!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: What would the avatar of the person above you say?
« on: January 26, 2017, 03:16:05 pm »
"Die."
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: January 26, 2017, 03:15:01 pm »Have seven children, let them become the Dwarven Pantheon of gods, and then create HFS!
Where is your question?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« on: January 26, 2017, 03:14:20 pm »
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Cockroach people have developed a city here.
Take part at the strip clubs, the casinos, and more!
Cockroach people have developed a city here.
Take part at the strip clubs, the casinos, and more!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« on: January 26, 2017, 03:08:44 pm »Sounds of splintering are coming from the alcohol storage area.
Some liquid begins seeping out from there as well.
Sulus: *grabs a sword*
the Kobold walks back to the door and says...
"Buuuuu rutnib frib ni? Roo!"
Before running off again.
Sulus: DAMN IT!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« on: January 26, 2017, 03:03:25 pm »A Kobold thef walks into the bar, runs over to the unnamed barrel covered elf adventurer, jumps on the barrel, grabs the adventurer's glass of Sunshine, and throws a masterwork elf bone flute at the bartender before running back out.
Sulus: H-Hey!
The Death of Ostok Fireaged!Sulus: I saw The Death of Ostok Fireaged. It was nice.
Anger and More Anger!
Urist McMiner's Existential Crises!
Of Hamsters and Dorfs!
The Fall of Rottenanvil, Fortress of the Dead!
And more!
Many more!
Not many more, just more!
The two dwarves resume arguing, taking occasional swigs of Dwarven Rumwine.
A giant slug slides into the bar, overturning tables and chairs as it makes its way to the counter.Sulus: BACK OFF!
"Gurgle gurgle"
No one has any idea what it just said.
It climbs over the counter and pushes past the tavern keeper and begins to feast on the contents of the barrels of alcohol.
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: January 26, 2017, 03:00:33 pm »
"Eh."
WWUD if he came down to the planet and mated with a dwarven woman?
WWUD if he came down to the planet and mated with a dwarven woman?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« on: January 26, 2017, 02:55:09 pm »We're actors!
Tragedians!
Players!
Tragedians!
Performers of the finest breed!
Two dwarves simultaneously take swigs of their drinks, and frown.
This isn't what we wanted!
No, not at all!
We wanted Dwarven Rumwine!
I thought we wanted Dwarven Winerum!
Don't be stupid, we wanted Rumwine and we got Winerum!
That's what I said.
Well then we wanted Winerum and got Rumwine!
That's also what I said.
The two dwarves start arguing.
Sulus: You lot, calm down!
I last heard Rumwine and I gave you Rumwine!
*sighs*
So, you are actors, eh?
What plays have you two done?
Suddenly, a certain bobcat enters the the tavern again. "HELLO ELFY! I THINK YOU KNOW WHO I AM!"Sulus: I suggest running.