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2506
((BTW, my suit's power is dead, right?))
Well, yes and no. The normal energy reserves are still there, but if you use an abillity now, the suit would probabaly fall to pieces

2507
Cahillguy is one his third warning.

TURN EIGHTEEN

MNII/Walt Garret/Cahillyguy/Guy Cahill:
Broadcasting widely to the landing party, Garret attempts to contact his team, while prying open the seals over the hole.
"What's the gunfire for? Give me a status report!"
Try to get back through the hole.
They completely ignore you, (6) But you succesfully get through the hole. Right in the middle of gunfire. Walt(2) and Guy(4) VS Soldiers(2) You barely manage to get of the way as the soldiers shoot you, while Guy pegs a few.

Beirus/Jay Herdandez/TheBiggerFish/James Andersone:
Jay attempts to kill the rest of the soldiers if there are any left. If not, he tries to patch himself up with help from Theta.
Are they dead yet?  If not shoot them more.
You hear footsteps coming from all directions, and you're in the middle of the hall. James comes out to see what's happening, and is immediatly sent flying towards Jay as a door blows up next to him. Soldiers come through all of them, pointing their guns at you. Jay(6) and James(5) VS Soldiers(4) "If we're going down, we're bringing you all down with us." You both charge into the soldiers, shooting at all of them at the same time, there's just so many, your getting overwhelmed. You takes a shot to the hand, and James takes a few to the leg, but you keep fighting.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To God 8/8:
« on: December 06, 2016, 03:56:29 am »

TURN 2

S34N1C/Jyygylag:
Man, those were some sick rolls. Is TikKnat the god of randomness too? If so, there may be a shrine coming your way

Tell the Galags that a number of them should travel the world, seeking other civilizations. Once found, courts will be constructed to bring justice to the world. They are not to interfere with the workings if these civilizations, just to serve in the courts.

Create the Arm of the Law, a baton that freezes those hit by it.
Also create the Cuffs of Truth, handcuffs that make the wearer tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help them Me.
(2) The Galags seem a bit to happy to just stay where they are and relax.

(2) It burns only the spot it hits.

(6) They tell you everything. Litterally, they tell you their entire life story!

ziizo/Xerl:
create the stars

Use smoke to create a giant sign that says 'DIVINE HAMMER HERE' and has an arrow pointing at it

Try again with the crows.

Create the Shadowalk a method to teleport trought shadows.


(3) You create some really, really small stars

(6) You make it. Hey, is that a guy in full adamantine approaching? You don't remember seeing a god in adamantine earlier... ah well.

(5) You create the crows perfectly, and they immediatly start giving you tons of info, on everything dwarf related!

(5) You create the first spell! Not only that, but it only works for you, and anyone else who tries it dies, unless you want them to live.

kingboxz/Garnik:
Create a palace in the clouds for my use.
Create a race of birdmen who are devoted to me.
(2) The palace floats away.

(2) You create birds. They immediatly fall to their deaths.

Ardent Debater/Torphus
Phooey. Torphus uses his ability to sense Artifacts of immense power to locate his Hammer, he then attempts to retrieve it, if at all possible.
(5) You go to where you sense your hammer is an- HEY, THAT'S GUY STEALING YOUR HAMMER!

Sialia/Floralla:
"Well this magic works poorly. Better make sure. Better to make too many than too few. "

Make mermaids in the ocean
Make mermaids in the river
Make mermaids in the mountain streams
Make mermaids fall from the goddamn sky when it rains.


There. There is going to be mermaids.




Floralla laughs a little crazily before yelling "THERE IS GOING TO BE MERMAIDS!"

(6) You create Ocean Mermaids. They are only hostile to you.

(6) You Make River Mermaids. They are only hostile to you.
 
(1) You make the dreaded CARP INSTEAD! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIVES!!!!*CHOMP* Atleast TikKnat seems happy. He's laughing his ass off.

(6) Rain doesn't exist yet, so you make it exist. And also accidentally create multiple Flying Demigod Mermaids. Who are only hostile to you... ((How many of thi's Dice's family members did you murder?))

Atian the Elephantman God/Krayon:
Create a sentient race of skinless humanoids that have iron hardened flesh called the IronHardened. They can bend their arms and legs into any tools or weapon that they come up with. Coming in a different variety of colors butmost of them are greyish/silverish like iron.

Build Craylio a great fortress in the plains that will rise above the clouds and a vast underground network that connects to the fortress. The underground networks will be colored in darkish colors with a golden line running through the walls towards the fortress. Everything above ground will be colored in bright colors that will shine through the night! Inhabitated by the IronHardened.

(1) You create them, but they melt. This gives mermaids the ideas of smelteries!

(2) You create some of the underground bit.

star2wars3/Skeliborn:
Continue Building Anvilonia

Create the Sock exchange (aka the stock exchange but for dwarves)

Make the dark dwarves loyal only to me.

Create Dakka-Cannons (Kunai-machine guns with infinite ammo) on the walls of Anvilonia

Create a teleportation network that only dwarves can use that spans across all of Anvilonia.

(1) Very little progress,

(1) People become obsessed with socks.

(5) They are now extremely loyal to you, but that doesn't stop them hating the normal dwarves. Although, they seem a bit more advances than the normal dwarves, just outnumbered... Maybe you could have a dwarf war to see who is better?

(2) You create a Dakka-Cannon above the gate.

(2) You create one that only goes from the center to the gate.

FallacryofUrist:
"Ifi ifi ifi... mvdl jt b tusbohf uijoh tpnfujnft. Up uijol xibu tipvme ibwf cffo uif xpstu pg sftvmut uvsofe pvu up cf xpoefsgvm... in. Xfmm, J tvqqptf J dbo cvjme po uif "ebsl exbswft". Ebsl exbswft. J mjlf uibu. Ifi ifi ifi..."

The Unnamed One introduces the dark dwarves to:

Catapults.

Herbalism(with the intent of making poisons).

And of course, more powerful dark magic based off of mental corruption.

"Cvu J nvtu opu gpshfu xibu J jojujbmmz joufoefe... ifi ifi ifi..."

Back to corruption! Let's start with dem mermaids. The Unnamed One corrupts some of them to be extremely violent.
(5) They immediatly get to work mass producing them, the normal dwarves don't even have any!

(1) You make one of them a herbalist. He brews healing potions instead!

(6) Perfect! Wait, are they practicing it on each other?

(2) They're already to hostile for it to matter. You decide to make dwarves eatable by CARP instead.

Spoiler: Map of Tkinatk (click to show/hide)


2509
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [ISG] Evil Absurdity [Uphill]
« on: December 05, 2016, 10:21:15 am »
Oops I quoted something.

2510
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [ISG] Evil Absurdity [Uphill]
« on: December 05, 2016, 10:20:54 am »
EDIT: NVM

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [ISG] Evil Absurdity [Uphill]
« on: December 05, 2016, 10:18:36 am »
Wear bones and rebel against whoever the hell the leader is King Asshole the Second

2512
Man, those were some sick rolls. Is TikKnat the god of randomness too? If so, there may be a shrine coming your way soon.
Yes. He's a bit like Discord from MLP.

2513
(Edit: seeing as it's technically been five turns, can I feed Carbo again?)
Yes.

2514
Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To God 8/8:
« on: December 05, 2016, 04:22:04 am »

TURN 1



S34N1C/Jyygylag:
Travel to a plain and transform it into a tundra. Create a fortress made of ice, with a large courtroom in the center. Populate the fortress with the Galags, a race of bipedal snow wolves.
(6) You transform a large area of plains next to the mountains into tundra, even adding a bit of area to the world! Hmmm, is the extra bit supposed to be on fire??

(6) You create a great fortress made out of... obsidian and ice. Congrats You just made a fortress that represents both Fire and Ice. You hear distant clapping, and when you turn around you see that it's TikKnat, with the biggest bowl of popcorn you have ever seen.

(5) You create them perfectly, and they're really smart! They've already got a basic justice system up, and worship you a bit!

ziizo/Xerl:
Hide in the shadows.

Create many ravens and crows capable of dissolving into smoke, they will be my eyes and ears in this new world.

Create and underground temple with no way in or out of it yet.

Create the chains of Xerl a weapon made of smoke but harder than steel, is not made to harm the enemy but to restrain it.

Search for mortals.

(4) You hide in the shadows, however if someone looks carefully enough they can still see you.

(1) You acidentally create a giant cloud of smoke that goes around the world, thus creating night.

(1) You accidentally create a massive underground cavern deep, deep underground, maybe it could be used as Hell?

(4) They are made, and can restrain any mortal, but not gods.

(1) You don't find anything in the forest. Must mean nothing else exists yet either.

Suddenly, a hammer clearly crackling with inmeasurable power appears next to you! (See Torphus' turn for more)

kingboxz/Garnik:
Create giant eagles. Try to influence the dwarves to be more warlike if they are successfully made.
(4) You create giant eagles, that live in two variations, Forest Eagles that live deep in the forest, and Mountain Eagles, that live high in the mountains.

(6) They are more warlike, but that also made them even loyaler to Skeliborn, which means your only helping him.

Ardent Debater/Torphus:
Torphus The Stormbringer looks upon the world, and deems it lacking. With a titanic effort of will, he calls the essence of Lightning to him, shaping it into the form of a Hammer, forged of unimaginable static power and incalculable voltage. Next, he reaches into himself, and calls forth his entire being, chanting, bellowing, and uttering solemn hymns of awe-inspiring Thunder. With his voice, he places the Thunder within the Hammer, giving it nigh-unstoppable force. With each swing, the Hammer crackles with Lightning, and bellows with echoing Thunder. Finally, Torphus calls out to the Earth and calls out to the Heavens. Commanding the cosmos with a word of irrefutable totality, he binds the power of a thousand suns, the dark majesty of the eternal void, and the infinite order which permeates all things into the Hammer. Finishing his first work, Torphus looks upon the Hammer in satisfaction.

It is short-handled, built to be wielded with one hand, it is formed of a perfect, almost unbreakable crystal blue material. Its proportions are perfect to the point of spiting perfection. Its surface hums and crackles with a never-ending symphony of Thunder and Lightning, and it is impossible not to sense the Divine Power radiating from its form. With every blow of Torphus's Hammer, creation itself ripples in response to the near infinite force unleashed. The Hammer is perfect, as nothing ever was. The Stormbringer grins.


Torphus The Stormbringer forges his Hammer. It is made of nearly unbreakable crystal, has perfect proportions, and is enchanted with Divine Thunder and Lightning. With this, he will work his craft.
(1) You create it, but it dissapears, where did it go?

Sialia/Floralla:
Create myself a temple in which to reside on the coastline in the forest.

Create dryads to rule the forest

Create merpeople to live in the nearby ocean

Create my city to strech between both cities, half above and half below water

(6) You create a magestic temple, haft of it in the ocean, the other half on land!

(3) You create a dryad to rule the forest.

(3) You create a mereperson to live in the ocean.

(2) You make a house. The dryad and Mereperson live in it now. Obviously half of it is in water, other half on land.

Atuab the Elephantman God/Krayon:
Create a hybrid of wolves and tigers in the plains. They hunt in packs and are around 5 ft large.
(2) You create one. He's pretty strong though, and 6 ft large.

star2wars3/Skeliborn:
Create dwarves, a species who live mostly in mountains, specialize in blacksmithing and are loyal to me. It's dwarf fortress time!!!

Create the dwarven city/fortress of Anvilonia, deep within the mountains.

Create the dwarven demigod Armok, also known as the god of blood, to serve as my first Avatar among mortal lands and to spread the word of Skeliborn across the land.

Create a shrine to TankKit TikKant in the city, just to keep him happy.

For that matter create a shrine to myself within the city.

(5) You create them, and they thrive in the lower mountains, already creating a small army of fully steel equipped warriors, led by The Adamantine King!

(3) You begin the creating of the Dwarven Mountain Home Anvilonia in one of the highest mountains.

(6) You create him, but he quickly takes controls of a small group of dwarves, and they rebel against you! A battle is fought between the loyalists and the traitors! (6) VS (5). The battle is long and tiring, but eventually it becomes clear that your loyalists win. By the end of the battle, the only person left is The Adamantine King, who takes the power of Armok into himself, becoming a Demigod who is actually loyal to you!

(1) You accidentally make TikKant a figure who is EXTREMELY hated among dwarven kind. While's he's watching. He doesn't seem to mind though, he's just laughing his ass off. He also has a giant bowl of popcorn.

(4) You create a shine to yourself in all the major cities, and plan for a massive one in Anvilania!

FallacyofUrist/The Unamed:
"Bi. B ofx xpsme up dibohf, usbotnvuf... dpssvqu."

The Unnamed One corrupts the dwarves(provided they are made), granting them fell moods.
(1) You accidentally create a different type of Dwarf, which lives much deeper in the mountains than the normal dwarves. They also know dark magic, but they don't know you exist yet.

Spoiler: Map of Tkinatk (click to show/hide)



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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To God 8/8: Turn 1: A bottled start.
« on: December 04, 2016, 07:11:40 am »
Hide in the shadows.

Create many ravens and crows capable of dissolving into smoke, they will be my eyes and ears in this new world.

Create and underground temple with no way in or out of it yet.

Create the chains of Xerl a weapon made of smoke but harder than steel, is not made to harm the enemy but to restrain it.

Search for mortals.

The world currently has no mortals. It is completely empty of life except for plants and trees. Nvm.

2516
Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To God 8/8:
« on: December 04, 2016, 05:35:11 am »
I would like to change my diety's primary element from love to desire, if I may, given the game is not yet started.
You litterally posted this right before I finished. Lucky timing!

TURN 0

Everyone:
((Since everyone hears all the same stuff, I decided to add a new Everyone turn thingy))You all wake up in a big bottle. Who the hell puts people in bottles? Why are you here? What took you here? Did you leave the oven on last night? As all these questions go through your head, you notice someone sitting on a couch, looking at you through a TV without a screen. When he notices you all looking at him, he smiles, and sais "Well hello, how was your day?" You got to speak, but you realise your mouth is gagged. "Oh don't worry, it was a rhetorical question, I already knew you couldn't talk!" Suddenly, his neck elongates and turns into 8 heads, all of which go right infront of you... Da fuqh? "Incase you don't know who I am, i'm TikKnat the God of Chaos!" A crowd appears out of nowhere and starts cheering, before suddenly going quite as if they don't know what's going on, before dissapearing again. "So, your all probabaly wondering why your here, right? Well, I control ALOT of stuff, and I have explored alot more stuff, heck i've been to an entirely different Ultra-Multiuniverse, so i've pretty much gotten to a point where I can do whatever the hell I want. So, I recently started a show, called '8 gods, one world'. And YOU, are the 8 gods of season 1! Which means you all have to work on one world, HOWEVER. In this show, there are no rules against intruding in each other's territory, or going down to walk with the mortals, or killing each other, OR ADDING NEW THINGS TO THE WORLD! The only traditional rule left, is that you can't kill the person who started the show! HAVE FUN!!" He dissapears, along with the gags and the bottle, to reveal a very basic world. Time to get to work!

S34N1C/Jyygylag:


ziizo/Xerl:


kingboxz/Garnik:


Ardent Debater/Torphus


Sialia/Floralla:


Atuab the Elephantman God/Krayon:


star2wars3/Skeliborn:


FallacryofUrist:


Spoiler: Map of Tkinatk (click to show/hide)


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Roll To Dodge / Re: Wizards' Wacky Death Race(7/7): Pre-Race Preparation 4
« on: December 03, 2016, 04:52:13 pm »
"Paradox? Phmh i've already caused many of them, it doesn't matter if I cause another.
Turn 5= Reroll weaponry of turn 3. And choose Future Self Clones.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To God 3/8: Looking for players!
« on: December 03, 2016, 01:49:39 pm »
Nice map.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yeah it took me hours to make, even with using the Copy and Paste functions!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To God 0/8: Looking for players!
« on: December 03, 2016, 12:08:00 pm »
I have never seen a god game RTD ever.
Kingdome of the gods(A god RTD) is litterally on the front page lol.

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..cough*cough.. Ghir's a male ..cough*cough..

Anyways, I'm not sure I was expecting that.

Scarlet: Mop up any imps near the Imp Lord battle

"So what if I can't kill you, I don't think you can survive this fight. This is an unfair fight and we all know it. So what if you can keep regenerating: We can still hit you. And don't tell me you aren't getting annoyed about this, you definitely  are with the way you've been talking."
Scarlet: Distract the Imp Lord from a distance

Ghir: Absorb the Imp Lord's essence

And if that was successful:
Scarlet and Ghir: Defend the gates

Spoiler: And if Ghir levels up: (click to show/hide)

On a completely unrelated note, actions in this RTD may, or may not, effect this RTD, so if you want to have an effect on this RTD, then you can go to this RTD. . . What, i'm just linking one of my own RTDs to one of my own RTDs :).

I'm already in a few games, I'll PTW it but not play.
You can specify what new things you want. And Ghir is now a male again.

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