"News arrived. At the fort of mount Doom, or whatever It's called, In the Old kingdom, Lays a fortress known as Cheesemurdered. The tainted soil, the hail of frozen blood.... All is normal in the old kingdom now. The overseer of cheesemurdered, Sir GigMaster, One hell of a name that is, Says that the wildlife saved the day. A giant cave spider was slain by a Naked mold dog... Odd... Either way, The people of cheesemurdered have our support, and We will assist them if we can." -Urist Mcwells
"Oh, before I forget, The local dwarven government got us to join them. With some hard consideration, I nominated Ryukan to be chosen as baron."
(this guy does cheesemurdered. Not me.
https://www.twitch.tv/oaogigmaster )